Monthly Archives: October 2012

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What Can I Say…
…I Truly Enjoy “Halloween III”.
No Foolies, My Peeps.
Once You Learn That The “Halloween” Series Was NOT Supposed To Just Be About “Michael Myers” But Was Supposed To Be A New Scary Halloween Story That Has Nothing Really To Do With The Flick That Preceded It. A Collection Of Scary Stories, Ya Know?!
Oh Well.
This Was Very Cool, And Very Well Written.
Good Stuff, My Peeps.
-BRAD

Hard Ticket to Home Video

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1983)

Trailer:

*Spoilers Throughout*

What’s It About: The film opens with an elderly man fleeing for his life. It takes a while to figure out who or what is pursuing him but he eventually is attacked by white, middle-aged men in gray business suits. Republicans? Perhaps but he outsmarts one who is (slowly) choking him by putting a car into neutral and crushing him against another car. He seeks refuge at a gas station and telling the unlucky attendant that “They’re coming!” while holding a rubber jack-o-lantern Halloween mask. WHERE IS MICHAEL MYERS?!

He is then sent to the hospital where we meet Dr. Challis (Tom Atkins) who is then told by the guy that “They’re going to kill us. All of us.” They dismiss his warning as ramblings and sedate him for the night. Later on, another man in a business suit enters the…

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I’ve Been In A E.A. POE Mood Allllll Day Long, So I Figured WHY NOT, Ya Know?! These Stories Lend Me So Much Pleasure, And I Do So Enjoy Sharing Them With Y’all!!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

"You Jivin' Me, Turkey?"

“…Then, With A Low Moaning Cry, Fell Heavily Inward Upon The Person Of Her Brother, And In Her Violent And Now Final Death-Agonies, Bore Him To The Floor A Corpse, And A Victim To The Terrors He Had Anticipated. …”

—EDGAR ALLAN POE

“THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER“

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“Once More Into The Fray… Into The Last Good Fight I’ll Ever Know…”

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“…Live And Die On This Day…

…Live And Die On This Day.“

—“JOHN OTTWAY“

(LIAM NEESON)

In

“THE GREY“

(2011)

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WOW, This Is Just AWESOME! Gotta Thank Mr. Vic For Putting This Thing Together, Fo SHO!
A Trailer For One And All!!! hehehe
-B.

VIC'S MOVIE DEN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here are some Horror Movies to choose from for your Halloween evening!  Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

HORROR OF DRACULA

STIR OF ECHOES

THE DEVIL’S BACKBONE

THE THING

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN 2

THE ORPHANAGE

ALIEN

THE EXORCIST

BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA

DRACULA

FRIDAY THE 13TH

THE BURNING

DAWN OF THE  DEAD

GHOST  STORY

THE CHANGELING

THE HAUNTING

JAWS

THE OMEN

THE MUMMY

THE SHINING

THE  AMITYVILLE HORROR

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Well, My Peeps, My Little Horror-A-Thon Continues Onward And Upward, And I Decided To Give This Classic Favorite A Good Goin’ Over! It Isn’t Halloween Without Quality Horror, And “THE WHITE BUFFALO” Is Horror In Its Fullest Flower! A Horror Flick That Masquerades As A Western! Why Not, Eh?! Why Not, Indeed!!! 😀
-B.

"You Jivin' Me, Turkey?"

In The Mood For A Truly Forgotten, Fun Classic?

Then Look No Further!

“THE WHITE BUFFALO“

…Starring…

CHARLES BRONSON

…Should Fit The Bill Nicely!

The Film Actually Boasts An Exceptionally Strong Cast, Including…

WILL SAMPSON

JACK WARDEN

SLIM PICKENS

CLINT WALKER

STUART WHITMAN

…And…

KIM NOVAK

!!! !!! !!!

It’s Also Directed By A Guilty Pleasure Favorite…

J. LEE THOMPSON

😀

“THE WHITE BUFFALO“

…Is A Classic Western Yarn…

…With A Bit Of “MOBY DICK” Type Horror Rolled Into The Mix!

CHARLES BRONSON

…Gives A Truly Memorable Performance As…

“WILD BILL HICKOK“

…Playing The Role Calm And Cool…

…At Least…

…Until He Thinks/Dreams About That Damned White Buffalo.

When That Happens…

…LOOK OUT…

…As He Goes A Little Bat-Shit-Crazy And Starts Randomly Blazing Away With His Dueling Six-Guns!!!

He Simply MUST Face Down And Kill The Albino Animal That Haunts Him Every…

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Alright, My Peeps, There’s A First Time For Everything… …Right?!?

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RIGHT!!!

Well…

…As DEPECHE MODE Once Sang…

“Let Me Take You On A Trip…

…Around The World And Back…

…And You Won’t Have To Move…

…You Just Sit Still…“

…And Let Us Take A Flying Leap Together…

…Together Into Time And And Space Past.

Let Us Take A Trip Back To A Point In Our Lives Called…

…

…HALLOWEEN…

…1998…

…At FORT MEADE.

Now, I Know What You’re Thinking, My Peeps.

You’re Thinking…

“That’s Not Around The World… …That’s Maryland.“

…And For That, You’d Be Correct.

I Simply Didn’t Have The Time…

…Nor The Funds…

…Nor The Patience To Honestly Fly Y’all Anywhere.

My Bad, I Know.

😉

ANYWAY…

…HALLOWEEN…

…1998…

…My FIRST HALLOWEEN In The NAVY.

Are You There, My Peeps?

Are You Waiting-Up For Me?!

GREAT!!

You Know I’m Doing The Same For Y’all, Right?!

RIGHT!!

🙂       🙂

Alright…

…So I Should Have Know That It (HALLOWEEN 1998) Was Going To Be A Looong…

…A Looong Baaad Day.

Period.

I Should Have Known From The Very Moment I Made Mention Of My Halloween Costume, That Day.

It Was A Last-Minute-Thing, Ya Know?!

So Don’t Laugh At Me.

Seriously.

No Laughing.

I Went To My First REAL Halloween Party…

…Dressed As…

…

…”DR. STRANGELOVE“.

No…

…That Is NOT A Typo…

…And YES…

…YES You Read That Right.

For Halloween, 1998, I Went As “DR. STRANGELOVE“.

It Wouldn’t Have Been So Bad…

…Might Have Even Been Fun…

…Ya Know…

…Had Anyone Actually Known Who That Was.

One Other Guy Knew.

That’s It.

Just One.

And He Was My Roommate At The Time.

He Only Knew Because I Straight-Up Told Him.

He Didn’t Laugh.

Didn’t Even Titter A Bit.

He Just Went Right Into Explaining HIS Costume.

He Was Dressed In His Navy-Issue Black Uniform Pants…

…His Navy-Issue Black Sweater…

…His Navy-Issue Watch-Cap (aka a sock-hat)…

…His Navy-Issue Boondockers (aka black utility-boots)…

…And He Was Beginning To Blacken-Up His Face With Shoe-Polish.

The Only Person In The Barracks Whom Could Rival ME As The Whitest-Man-ALIVE…

…And He Was Blackening-Out His Entire Face In Black Shoe-Polish.

“What The Hell Are You Doing, Dude?!“

…I Would Ask.

To Which He Would Respond…

…“Dude, This Is Gonna Be EPIC! Just You Wait And See!“

And So…

…I Waited.

Patiently, Yet Impatiently, I Waited.

Once He’d Finished…

…He Turned To Me.

I Couldn’t Decided If He Were A Burglar…

…Or A Ninja.

“Okay, Dude. What Do Ya Think?!“

…He Asked…

…With His Eyes All Alight With Fun, Hope, Possibility, Excitement.

I Replied…

“You Look Fine, Man. So Which Are You, A Burglar OR A Ninja?!“

???

Sounds Like A Reasonable Question To Ask, Right?!

That’s What I Was Thinking.

BUT…

…No One Could Have Prepared Me For The Eventual Answer.

“Neither One, Dude. Can’t You Tell?! I’m Going As “JOHNNIE COCHRAN”!!!“

:O

Seriously, My Peeps.

“HA HA HA, Very Funny, Dude. No, But Really, Are You A Burglar OR A Ninja?!“

“I Told You, Neither One, Dude, I’m Tellin’ Ya, I’m Going As “JOHNNIE COCHRAN”!!!“

I Sincerely Couldn’t Help Myself.

I Was In Shock.

Mortified.

I Was Always Up For A Good Joke, But He Wasn’t Joking.

He Was Dead-Pan-Serious, Actually.

Had I Not Been There…

…My Friend…

…One Of The Whitest People I’ve Ever Encountered…

…Would Have Honestly Gone To A Navy Halloween Party Dressed-Up As OJ’s Black Defense Lawyer, “JOHNNIE COCHRAN”!!!

O. M. F. G.

!!!

So What Does One Say To That Other Than…

“DUDE!! Have You Just Totally Lost Your Goddamn’ Mind!?!?“

He Had Hadn’t A Clue.

He Didn’t Know What He Was Doing Would Likely Have Totally Offended Any AND Everyone.

To Him…

…It Was A Joke…

…But Not Just A Joke Between Friends…

…But As A Joke For EVERYONE To Relish In.

“What Dude? This Is Gonna Be SWEET! I’m Gonna Be “JOHNNIE COCHRAN”!!!“

“NO, Dude, NO YOU’RE NOT!!! You’re Either A Burglar OR A Ninja! You Are NOT Going To This Party, Nor Any Other Party, Dressed Like That, Saying What You’re Saying. PERIOD!“

He Seemed Surprised At My Sharpness.

“Dude, I’m Not Getting My Ass Kicked Just Because You, My Friend, A Very VERY White-Dude, Decided To Go To A Party In Black-Face Saying “I’m JOHNNIE COCHRAN” It’s Just NOT Happening!“

In The End…

…He Relented.

He Went To The Party As A Burglar.

And He Wasn’t Happy About It.

I…

…On The Other Hand…

…Stuck With My Original Plan.

I Went To The Party As “DR. STRANGELOVE“…

…And Ended-Up Fielding Questions Alll-Niiight-Looong.

“Who Are You? “DR. STRANGEGLOVE”??? Who’s “DR. STRANGEGLOVE”???“

“No No No, “StrangeLOVE” Not “StrangeGLOVE”.“

“Oh, Okay. So He’s Strange, But Wears A Glove. “STRANGEGLOVE” I Got It.“

“NO… “LOVE” NOT “GLOVE” It’s “LOVE” I’m “DR. STRANGELOVE”!!!“

I Eventually Gave-Up On Trying To Make Everyone Get Who I Was.

I Exited The Navy Barracks…

…And Went Across The Courtyard To The Air-Force Barracks.

Sadly…

…They Didn’t Get Who I Was, Either.

😦

Oh Well, Right?!

RIGHT!!!

😉

Please Enjoy Your Halloween, My Peeps.

I’m Gonna Do My Best With What I’ve Got.

I Think I Smell A Scary-Movie-Maraton About To Take The Field.

Sound Good To Y’all?!

NICE!!!

Sounds Good To Me, Also!!!

😀       😀       😀

🙂       🙂

😉

“DOWN — Certainly, Relentlessly Down! It Vibrated Within Three-Inches Of My Bosom…”

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“…I Struggled Violently, Furiously, To Free My Left Arm. This Was Free Only From The Elbow To The Hand. I Could Reach The Latter, From The Platter Beside Me, To My Mouth, With Great Effort, But No Farther. Could I Have Broken The Fastenings Above The Elbow, I Would Have Seized And Attempted To Arrest The Pendulum. I Might As Well Have Attempted To Arrest An Avalanche! …“

—EDGAR ALLAN POE

(From His “THE PIT And THE PENDULUM“)