Daily Archives: 16Oct12

“TAKE CALCULATED RISKS…”

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“…That Is QUITE DIFFERENT From BEING RASH!“

—GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON, Jr.

-=(1885–1945)=-

-=UNITED STATES ARMY OFFICER And VETERAN Of Both WORLD WAR I And WORLD WAR II=-

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How Could I Live Without Reblogging Smak’s Headlines?! EXACTLY!! I Couldn’t!!! hehehe Gotta Love’em!!!
-BRAD

Promethean Times

By Smaktakula

 

In Which We Comment On The Headlines Without Bothering To Read The Articles

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9 Reasons Why Being a Mom Qualifies You to Work in a Brothel ~ Well, obviously, you’re no stranger to cock. Let’s just get that one out of the way right now.

Egyptian President Morsi Rejects Previous Limits on Presidential Power ~ And if the rule of Hosni Mubarak taught us anything, it’s that those limits weren’t all that stringent to begin with.

Chelsea Clinton Exited Wall Street for More Meaning ~ Meaning an eventual run for office.

‎A Worksheet for Math-Phobic Parents ~ Don’t worry–it can be filled out in crayon. Just make your X when you’re through.

Elementary School Beauty Pageant Canceled Over Controversial Flyer Sent Home With Students ~ It was because of the flyer, though? And not ’cause it was a shitty idea to start out…

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Random (Halloween’ish) Movie Mention: “1408” (2007)

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Based On The Story By…

…Oh Yeah…

STEPHEN KING

…This Flick…

“1408“

…Is An Utter Delight For Fans Of The Horror/Suspense/Thriller Genera.

It Stars…

JOHN CUSACK

…And…

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

…And Was Directed By…

MIKAEL HAFSTRÖM

🙂

“1408“

…Is Actually A Lot More Fun Than A Load Of The Critics Would Have Led You To Believe.

JOHN CUSACK

…Is Solid As Author “MIKE ENSLIN”…

…Who Writes Books About Supernatural, Spooky Things/People/Places.

CUSACK‘s Performance Is Honestly Noteworthy.

Like I Said…

…This Flick Is Fun.

It’s Spooky.

It Has Its Share Of Thrills And Chills.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

…Does Justice To His Part As The Hotel Manager.

You See, Kiddies…

…FIFTY-SIX (56) Deaths Have Occurred In Room “1408” Of The DOLPHIN HOTEL…

…And Ole SAMUEL L. Does His Best To Sway CUSACK From Staying In Said Room.

But It Just Wouldn’t Be A Flick If He Listened To Him, Now Would It?!

😉

No One Has Ever Survived More Than An Hour In Room “1408“…

…But CUSACK Is Going To Do His Damnedest To Try And Survive The Night.

What He Discovers In The Room…

…However…

…Is An Evil Beyond Measure!

😀

Wanna Know More, Kiddies?!

THEN WATCH THE FLICK!!!

And…

…As JOHN CUSACK Says Multiple Times During This One…

“STAY SCARED!!!“

😉

MMMUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

😀

What’s On NOW?!: “RAVENOUS” (1999)

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This Flm…

“RAVENOUS“

…Was The Barer Of TWO Distinct Taglines That Both Together Entirely Sum-Up This Little 1999 Gem Of A Horror/Suspense/Thriller Flick.

1ST: "YOU ARE WHO YOU EAT"

…and…

2ND: "SURVIVAL IS THE ONLY OPTION"

😀

Starring…

GUY PEARCE

&

ROBERT CARLYLE

&

JEFFREY JONES

&

DAVID ARQUETTE

…This Film Follows The Exploits Of The Inhabitants Of An Isolated Military Outpost In The California Wilderness.

Things Are Simple Here At Fort Spencer.

Quiet.

COLD.

That Is Until A Stranger Arrives With An Almost Unbelievable Story About His Wagon-Train Being Lost In The Sierra Nevada Mountains.

Eventually, He’ll Tell Of The Unspeakable…

…That The Members Of His Wagon-Train-Party Had To Turn To Cannibalism Just To Survive The Harsh Winter.

Once The Men Of Fort Spencer Head Outward Into The Wild To Try Finding This Ill-Fated Group Of Weary Travelers…

…It Becomes Very Apparent That They’ve Bitten-Off More Than They Can Chew.

(pun VERY MUCH intended, my peeps)

Men Start Dying Off Left And Right, And It Quickly Becomes A Game Of Pure Survival!

😀

Now You Know Me, My Peeps.

You Know I Simply Cannot Stand Spoilers.

So I’m Not Going To Spoil This One For You.

HOWEVER…

…Since It Is The Witching Season, With Halloween Just Weeks Away…

…I’m Quietly Letting Y’all Know…

“RAVENOUS“

…Is Simply A Film That Got A Bum-Rep When It Premiered In 1999.

It Cost Just Over $12Million To Make…

…Yet Barely Made More Than $2Million At The Box-Office.

In Other Words…

…It Was A HUGE Flop.

And That Makes Me Sad, Yo.

It’s Actually Quite A Fun Little Horror Flick.

Is It The Best Flick Ever?

No.

Is It The Best Flick To Come-Out In 1999?

No.

Is It A Flick Totally Worthy Of Your Viewing?

Yes.

If You’re Looking For Something Fun…

…Something That’s Supposed To Be A Classic Horror Flick But Really Ends-Up Feeling More Like A Dark Comedy…

…Then You Seriously Could Do A Lot Worse Than…

“RAVENOUS“

…Fo SHO Fo SHO, My Peeps!!!

😀

So Why Not Give It A Go, Yo?!

The Only Thing You’re Really Giving-Up Is A Little Less Than 2-Hours Of Your Life.

Who Knows…

…You Might Just Like It!

I Sure Did.

And I Hope You Do, Also.

😉