“The World Is NOT Going To Be Saved By Legislation.” –WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT




HAHAHA! NICE!!! I’m So Glad To Finally Know How The Shape Learned To Command The Road! And Now I Know!!! teehehehe

Killer Kalyn

Have you ever wondered how Michael Myers learned how to drive so well, despite the fact that he was locked away in an insane asylum for most of his life? This video should clear some things up for you. Starring Joel David Moore and Kane Hodder, this short provides a hilarious look at Michael’s driving history.


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Oh, How I Love Me Some Headlines!

Promethean Times

By Smaktakula


In which we opine on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the stories. It’s well-known that most news stories are written at no less than a sixth-grade level, and folks–we don’t read too good.


Racism could sway the election ~ Because–God knows–the first Western country to elect a black man as president just HAS to be a bigot’s paradise.

A day in the life of a New York Fashion Week model ~ Smoke cigarette. Breakfast: 2 Rye-Crisp crackers & Ex-Lax.  Smoke cigarette. Purge. Smoke some heroin. Nod out. Smoke cigarette. Purge. Repeat.

Does Louisville Need More Highways? ~ Does Louisville even have paved roads?

How Everest dream ended in tragedy You know, it seems like an awful lot of them end that way. Maybe try a smaller mountain.

UN observers investigate reported Syria massacre ~ Their findings? “Somebody should do something…

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