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“It’s A Recession When Your Neighbor Loses His Job…”

“…It’s A Depression When You Lose Yours.”

—HARRY S. TRUMAN

-=(1884–1972)=-

-=Our 33RD PRESIDENT Of The UNITED STATES Of AMERICA=-

“Pain Nourishes Courage…”

“…You Can’t Be Brave If You’ve Only Had Wonderful Things Happen To You.”

—MARY TYLER MOORE

-(1936–Present)-

–ACTRESS–

–EMMY AWARD WINNER–

–GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD WINNER–

–PHILANTHROPIST–

Alright Kiddies, Let’s Jive A Moment…

…Ya Know…

…‘Cause I Really Really Wanna!

🙂

So…

…I Ended-Up Back At The Dental Office.

The Pain I Was Experiencing Was Far Greater A Pain Than I’d Been Dealing With While The Broken Tooth Was Still In Place.

Turns Out…

…Yep…

…DRY SOCKET.

😦

But Not JUST  A Dry Socket…

…There Was A Large Flap Of My Gum That Had Become Dislodged During The Tooth-Removal…

…And That Was Causing Me EVEN MORE PAIN.

😦

Sooo…

…I’m Now Home From The Dentist, And Am Doing Much Better.

They Re-Numbed The Area…

…Then They Packet The Crater With A Medicated Material.

THEN…

…They Stitched The Flap Of Gum To The Other Side Of Said Crater.

Needless To Say…

…Thus Far…

…The Pain Has Subsided.

Of Course, They Did Numb-Out The Whole Area…

…So I Likely Won’t Be Feeling Anything There For A Little While.

THANK JEEBUS, Fo SHO!

There’s Only One Thing On This Earth More Intolerable To Me Than Pain…

…And That’s BEING IGNORED.

My Friends And Family Know This…

…So Blatantly Ignoring Me Is Something None Of Them Ever Try To Do.

And I Know If They Are Using That Tactic On Me, I Sincerely Must Have Done Something To Utterly Piss Them Off.

Sorry…

…Drifting From My Point, A Bit.

But YES…

…YES, For Now, I Am Experiencing NO PAIN!

WOOT and WOOHOO!

Of Course, I May Be Singing A Whole Different Tune Once The Numbing-Stuff Wears Off.

I Should, However, Be In Less Pain Even When It Does.

I’m Hopeful, Anyway.

And I’d Appreciate It If Y’ALL Would Be Hopeful, Also.

I’m Tired, Now.

I Need Something Cold To Drink, Now.

So I’m Going To Shut-Up, Now.

Take Care, My Peeps.

I Shall Holla More When There’s More To Holla ’bout!

Much Love To You All.

🙂

😀

“The Greatest Thing In Life Is To Die Young…”

“…But Delay It As Long As Possible.”

—GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

(1856–1950)

-=AUTHOR=-

-=CRITIC=-

-=ACADEMY AWARD WINNER=-

-=NOBEL PRIZE WINNER=-

In Those Immortal Lyrics… “What Else Should I Be… All Apologies…”

Good Morning, My Peeps, And Thank You NIRVANA.

As You’ve Noticed Of Late…

…I’ve Been Slacking.

I’ve Not Been Posting Like My Mad, Crazy Self.

I’d Like To Continue Blaming It On The Pain I’m In…

…But That Would Seem, To Me, To Be An Easy Cop-Out.

I Am In Pain.

There’s No Getting Around That.

But I Shouldn’t Be Letting It Affect My Work As It Has Been…

…Or…

…More Correctly…

…As I Have Been.

I Hate Pain.

Hate It To Death.

Why?

Because It’s Something We Have…

…And We Have No Choice But To Suffer Through It.

I Mean…

…Sure…

…There’s Always An Easier Plan.

Ending Personal Pain Is An Instrumental Part Of The “Easier Plan” But It’s Just Not Something I Have The Will To Do.

Especially In This Instance.

Not When I Know I’m On The Mend.

Knowing That Each Day Will Be Slightly Better, And Slightly Better Still.

I Just Hate Pain.

Regardless Of How It Is Dispensed.

Regardless Of Anything.

I Just Hate Pain.

But Getting Back To The Point Of This Bloggin’ing…

…I’m SORRY, My Peeps.

I’m Sorry I’ve Been Slack In My Duties Here…

…And I’m SORRY For My Lame Excuses As To WHY I’ve Been Slacking.

In Truth…

…There’s No Good Reason.

I Have My Responsibilities….

…Just Like The Rest Of Y’all Do.

So I Shall Do My Best Not To Let It Happen Again.

Regardless Of Pain, Or Any Other Type Of Personal Distractions…

…I Have A Responsibility To MYSELF And To Y’ALL.

THANK YOU For Sticking With Me Through All Of This Happy Horseshit.

I Will Be Better Better.

And I Won’t Let The BS Going On Around Me To Distract Me From Bringing Fun Bloggin’ings And Such To Y’all.

In The Meantime…

…Y’all Please Continue To Take Care, And To Take Care Of Each-Other.

I Shant Be Too Far Away, That’s A Big FO SHO.

Now Let’s Kick This Pig And Let The Day Truly Begin.

It’s Good Ole Monday Morning…

…So Y’all Are Going To Be In Some Serious Need Of My Services.

And I Believe I’m Up To The Challenge.

😀

Y’all Take It Easy…

…And…

…If It’s Easy…

…Take It AGAIN!!!

😉

😀

“The Storm Of Frenzy And Faction Must Inevitably Dash Itself In Vain Against The Unshaken Rock Of The Constitution.” –FRANKLIN PIERCE

-=FRANKLIN PIERCE=-

(1804–1869)

-=14TH PRESIDENT Of The UNITED STATES Of AMERICA=-