I Remain Conscious, Even While Dreaming In My Sleep.

—At Least, I’m Pretty Sure I Do.ย  It Feels Like I Do.ย  When I Wake-Up Wake-Up, I’m Exhausted. Regardless Of How Long I’ve Laid There, I’m Exhausted.

It Doesn’t Make Sense.

I Remember My Dreams… …All Of My Dreams.

My Dreams Are (put mildly) Simply Fu*ked-Up.

Period.

They’re Wild.

They’re Vivid.

They’re Crazy.

They’re Awesome.

They’re Dangerous.

They’re Beautiful.

They’re Horrid.

They’re Amazing.

They’re Disturbing.

All At The Same Time.

If Our Dreams Are A Reflection Of Ourselves, Our True Selves, Then I Sincerely Haven’t A Clue As To What To Say Next.

Perhaps I Sincerely Shouldn’t Have A Clue As To What To Say Next.

I Already Feel Like An “Odd Duck” In Many MANY Ways, So I Just Hope That, In This Instance, I’m No More Odd Than The Rest Of You.

Dreams Are A Very Funny Thing, My Peeps.

Sometimes, I Wish They’d Come True.

Sometimes, I Pray They Don’t Come True.

Sometimes, I Know They’re Going To Come True Whether I Want Them To Or Not.

Sometimes, Sometimes, Sometimes.

Sheesh.

Let The Day Begin, Already.

Time, Brother, You’re Holding Me Up.

I’ve A Place To Go…

…A Person To See…

…A Life To Live.

Right, Kids?!

RIGHT!!!—

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(ALMOST) Random (MIDNIGHT) Movie Mention: “UNKNOWN” (2011)

UNKNOWN (2011)

UNKNOWN

…Stars MY MAIN MAN Himself…

LIAM NEESON

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…And Stars…

AIDAN QUINN

JANUARY JONES

DIANE KRUGER

&

FRANK Skeletor LANGELLA

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It’s Also Produced By “Mr. UBER PRODUCER“…

JOEL SILVER

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Alright, My Peeps…

…Check-It-Out…

LIAM NEESON

Is

Dr. MARTIN HARRIS

…He Thinks?

But, Is He Really?

Well…

…We Really DON’T KNOW.

((wink wink))

You See, Shortly Into The Flick, He’s In A Car Crash.

He Hit His Head Hard.

He’s Now In The Hospital.

And, He’s Just Awakened From A Four (4) Day Coma.

He’s In Berlin.

He Doesn’t Speak German.

He Has No Official Identification.

He Might Know Some People, But We’re Not Really Sure.

He Just Remembers That He’s Dr. MARTIN HARRIS And That His Wife ((played by JANUARY JONES)) Doesn’t Know Where He Is, Nor What Has Happened.

He Then Remembers She Should Be At The Hotel They Were Originally Going To Stay In, And He’s Got To Go Find Her.

BUT…

…When He Does Get To The Hotel, And He Does Find His Supposed Wife…

…SHE DOESN’T CLAIM TO KNOW HIM AT ALL.

And Now Another Man ((played by AIDAN QUINN)) Shows-Up And Says That HE’s ActuallyDr. MARTIN HARRIS!!!

W.T.F.

?!?!?!?!?!?

And NOW The Flick Really REALLY Begins!!!

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UNKNOWN

…Is Really A MUCH BETTER Flick Than A Lot Of Folks May Have Told You.

It Just Had The Bad Luck Of Coming Out After LIAM NEESON‘s Surprise Mega-Hit-Flick…

TAKEN

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UNKNOWN

…Is Fun.

It’s Exciting.

It’s Suspenseful.

It’s Clever.

It Was Good Enough For Me To Wanna Buy It, My Peeps.

I’d Say That’s PLENTY Good.

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Some People Told Me “UNKNOWN” Was Slow In Too Many Places, Which Ultimately Hurt The Overall Presentation.

To Those People, I Simply Say…

YOURE IMPATIENT!”

Dammit.

I Thought This Was A Classically Paced Thriller.

I Could EASILY See ALFRED HITCHCOCK Directing Something Like This.

HITCHCOCK Loved The Whole Idea Of The MISTAKEN IDENTITY Caper.

I Think He Would Have Relished In Directing This Flick.

Or, At Least, A Flick Like It.

I’m NOT Saying “UNKNOWN” Is The Greatest Flick Ever, My Peeps.

I AM Saying “UNKNOWN” Is A Lot Better Than You May Realize.

It’s Also Got MORE DEPTH And A THICKER PLOT Than People Gave It Credit For.

It’s Got MORE DEPTH And A THICKER PLOT Than “TAKEN” Had.

And That Is A FACT.

Period Period.

If You Haven’t Seen “UNKNOWN” Yet, Give It A Go, Kids.

If You’ve Seen It Once, And Didn’t Bother Going Another Round…

…Please…

…Do Yourself The Favor Of Checking-It-Out AGAIN.

It’ll Only Cost You 113-Minutes Of Your Life.

A Drop In The Bucket, Ya Know?!

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Worst Attempt At Movie-Making For 2012?? Sadly It Was “PIRANHA 3DD”. Period.

Alright, Kids.

Y’all Know Me.

Y’all Know I Love Me Some Horror Flicks.

I Love Me Some Suspense/Thriller Flicks.

I Love Me Some Slasher Flicks.

I Love Me Some Monster Flicks.

And…

…I ESPECIALLY LOVE…

…”CHEESE-TASTIC” Flicks!!!

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Sadly, My Peeps…

PIRANHA 3DD

Is None Of These.

Period.

What Is It?!

To Be Blunt…

It

Was

AWFUL!

Just Plain Ole AWFUL!

I Was Excited To Finally Be Watching It On The Blu-ray…

…And That Quickly Turned Into A Big Ole…

…”WTF!?!?!“…

…Type Of Feeling.

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Y’all Know I’m Always On The Hunt For A “CHEESE-TASTIC” Gem Of A Flick.

Sadly…

PIRANHA 3DD

…Was Just Plain Ole CRAP.

Even With Personal Favorites In The Mix Like…

GARY BUSEY

&

CHRISTOPHER LLOYD

&

DAVIDTHE HOFFHASSELHOFF

…I Can EASILY Say…

PIRANHA 3DD

…Not Only Missed The Mark…

…It Threw-Up On It…

…Ate It Again…

…And Then Lumpingly Sank To The Bottom Of The Tank.

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I Know I Know I Know…

…It Wasn’t Supposed To Be Good.

It Was Billed As A Horror/Comedy Flick.

But It Really Wasn’t That Funny.

Sure…

…There Were Some Cool Scenes Of Gore And Carnage.

Sure…

VING RHAMES Did Have A Shotgun-Leg.

Sure…

…There Was A Boat-Load Of T&A.

But…

…Honestly…

…None Of That Could Save It.

It Just Sucked-Ass, My Peeps.

It Really REALLY SUCKED.

Period Period.

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Oh Well.

My Quest For “CHEESE-TASTIC” Gems Continues.

Perhaps I’ll Find Something Else To Bring To Your Attention.

There’s Always Something Being Made Out There That I’ll End-Up Loving.

It Just Wasn’t…

PIRANHA 3DD

PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD.

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The Search Continues!!!

ONWARD TO GLORY!!!

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A HEADLINE THAT CAUSED A “WTF?!?!” MOMENT: “Dallas Bradenโ€™s Newest Tattoo Features Rollie Fingers Riding A Dolphin Under A Rainbow”

Okay, So I KNOW The Tattoo Isn't Real, BUT I Didn't Know That When I First SAW THE HEADLINE. Trust Me, It Was A TOTAL "WTF?!?!" Type Of Moment, Fo SHO!!!

(Link To The Article Here–>ย http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/dallas-braden-newest-tattoo-features-rollie-fingers-riding-003744809.html;_ylt=Ar8102S_BT0.ezPi6kerAyTsYcp_;_ylu=X3oDMTE5ZmMxYWdoBG1pdANCbG9ncyBJbmRleARwb3MDMjIEc2VjA01lZGlhQmxvZ0luZGV4;_ylg=X3oDMTFvcGs0cn)

For Those Of You Who ALSO Didn't Know It Was A Joke... Yeah... DID YOU SAY "WTF?!?!" ALSO ALSO???!?!?!?! EXACTLY!!! I Think It Was A VERY Natural Reaction... right????? RIGHT! ๐Ÿ˜‰

The CROWN-JEWEL Of (mainly/mostly) UNKNOWN’ish HORROR/SLASHER/THRILLER Film-Classics… Since 1990!

Spontaneous Combustion

Directed AND Co-Written By TOBE HOOPER (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Lifeforce (1985))… Starring BRAD DOURIF (One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (1975), Child’s Play through Child’s Play 13 ( 1988-????), Deadwood (2004-2006))

… … …

That’s What We’re Talkin’ ’bout Ta-nite.

… … …

Trust Me, Kids… If You’re In ANY-WAY A Fan of Quality “WTF?!?!?!” Type Movies… THIS. IS. YOUR. MOVIE. Period.

… … …

Have YOU Seen It…

…Ever…

…In Your Whole Life?

Have YOU (even) Heard Of It…

…Like…

…Like Totally In Forever Ever?

… … …

I Honestly NEVER Understood…

…How Such an ENTERTAINING Yarn…

…Directed By “A MASTER In HIS CRAFT”…

…With “A Star Who ALWAYS Pleases AND Amazes”…

…Could Honestly Go Virtually Unnoticed!

I Think I Know FOUR (4) LIVING HUMANS…

… Like PERSONALLY Know…

…FOUR (4)…

…Whom Have Honestly Seen It.

That Makes Me Sad.

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… … …

“WTF?!?!?!”

… … …

So Often In Our World…

…Things Come About…

…Here And There…

…Time To Time…

…That Do Make You Say…

…”WTF?!?!?!”

Being a “Child of The ’80s”…

…I’ve Become VERY AWARE Of…

…Hmm…

…How To Say How To Say…

…Umm…

…”Quality “WTF?!?!?!” Type Things”???

I’m Sure You’re Already Aware’ish To This Fact.

It’s Sort Of A…

…Hmmm…

…”Point Of Personal Pride”…

…?…

…Maybe?…

…Which I Do Find Important For ALL Living Beings to Discover…

…Like You Didn’t Know Already, right?

RIGHT!

Well…

“SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION”

…Is MY TOP-CHOICE…

…In Regard To Being…ย 

“The CROWN-JEWEL Of (mainly/mostly) UNKNOWN’ish HORROR/SLASHER/THRILLER Film-Classics… Since 1990!”

… … …

Brad Dourif is Also A Choice For “The Crown-Jewel” Of Unknown’ish Actors.

… … …

If You’re Willing To Give It A Chance…

…Then I’m VERY SURE It’s a Film You’d Give A Chance…

…To…

…Then.

(*Channeling My Inner "Tim McCarver" I Guess?*)

… … …(crickets)… … …

Spontaneous Combustion Left Me saying “WTF?!?!?!” And I LOVED IT LOVED IT!!! !!!

… … …

HOWEVER…

…I Do Hope…

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

…Has The Power…

…To Honestly…

…To Truly…

…To Deeply…

…Make You Say…

“WTF?!?!?!”

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