So, What If You Don’t Enjoy Swimming???

DON‘T. GO. SWIMMING.

Period.

I’m A Decent Swimmer, I Just Sincerely HATE Swimming.

Always Have.

I Went Because Other People Always MADE ME GO.

But, Isn’t That How It Generally Works In Regard To A Lot Of Life?

We Didn’t Really Wanna Do It, But We Didn’t Really Have A Choice In The Matter?

Yeah.

That’s How That Works.

Well, I Went Swimming Yesterday Afternoon.

Why?

Because.

“UNCLE BRAD“

Is

“ON DUTY“

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I Love Being “ON DUTY“…

…And That’s A Big FO SHO On That, My Peeps!

I Can’t Deny It, So I Won’t Even Attempt It.

So, When The Nephew Says… “Brad, You Said You’d Go!”

Brad’s Response Is… “Sure Thing, Dude. I Did. Let Me Get My Towel.”

If My Response Were Anything Else, Honestly, There Would Be Hell To Pay.

Perhaps, I Mean That Figuratively AND Literally?!

Yep.

I Think I Do.

But, Yeah, I Went Swimming.

And I Swam.

And, Today, I’m Sore, Exhausted, Sun–Burnt, And Have An Awful Headache.

BUT…

…I Did Have Fun…

…I Did Make My Nephew Happy…

…And I Did Agree To Go Swimming With Him Again Very Soon, As That’s The Only Way I Could Convince Him To Get Out Of The Freakin’ Pool!

Arrrgh!!!

YES, I Still HATE Swimming.

But, YES, I’ll Be Going Back, Next Time.

What Choice Did/Do/Will I Honestly Have???

Correct.

None. At. All.

And THAT Is FINE With ME.

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“It Is A Black-Art, And I, HARU, Am The Blackest Of The Black. Or, Rather, The Great White Black-Art…Blackest…Master.” –HARU (Chris Farley in “BEVERLY HILLS NINJA” (1997))

The Nephew Wanted To Stay Up Late, So I Decided We Should Watch A Movie.

Since It Was My Idea, It Also Became My Responsibility To Select The Flick We’d Be Kickin’-Back With.

I Wanted Something That Would Make Him Laugh.

I Also Wanted Something That Was Appropriate For Staying-Up-Late And Actually Staying Awake.

My Decision Was More Like Instinct Than A Thought-Out-Reaction.

I Immediately Said…

“Holy Shit, I Know Where That Old Copy Of Beverly Hills Ninja Is!!! SWISH!!!”

And It Was Done.

Here It Is.

(((HAHAHA!!!)))

I Know, Right.

PERFECT!!!

Uncle Brad Shoots…

…Uncle Brad Hits Paydirt!!!

Huh!!?!

Well…

…Whatever You Wanna Call It.

It Went Over Great.

And Now, He’s In Bed Sleeping Away.

And I’m Awake.

Writing This.

For You.

Because I Care, And So Should You.

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(((teehehehe)))

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Sleep Sweet, My Peeps.

I’m Going To Be Trying To Very Soon, I Promise.

🙂

“Only When I Cease To Breathe Will I Be Dead, Tanley!” —HARU

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“One Of The Virtues Of Being Very Young…”

“…Is That You Don’t Let The Facts Get In the Way Of Your Imagination.”

—SAM LEVENSON

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<<<<<<<<<<This Quote Selection Is Posted Lovingly For My Nephew, Whom Will Be Coming Here TODAY To Stay For A While!>>>>>>>>>>

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It‘s Been Tooo Looong, And Can‘t Wait To Kick–It With Him!

Can Already Picture Him Waking Up At 6A.M., Finding Me Already Up, And He‘ll Say…

“It‘s Time To Play X–Box, Brad.”

And What Will Brad Say?

“You Betcha, Buster.”

Fo SHO.

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If Not That, He‘ll Say…

“Sure Sure, Just Let Me Fill–Up My Coffee–Cup And I‘ll Be Right There.”

Uncle Brad Is Pretty Cool Like That.

Fo SHO Fo SHO.

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