13-In-’13: EXCUSE To FIGHT FLICKS: Part I

Since It Was Initially Mentioned To Me By A Close Friend, My Mind has Been Fluttering About Like Mad Over This First 13In’13 Of…

…Well…

2013.

Schlock’ish Action Is A True Passion Of Mine.

Always Has Been.

Since Early Childhood, I’ve Been Addicted To Flicks Where The Main Goal/Point Of The Whole Thing Is To Kick Someone’s Ass.

Period.

So…

…In That Regard…

…I Bring You My First Delving Into My Favorite…

EXCUSE To FIGHT FLICKS

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Today, I’ll Be Covering The Exploits Of THREE (3) Schlock’ish Action MASTERS:

CHUCK NORRIS

&

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

&

STEVEN SEAGAL

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My Honorable Mention To This “13In’13” Has Already Become A Schlock’ish Action Classic, And I Felt It Deserved To Be On This List In Some Way…

THE EXPENDABLES 2

(2012)

The_Expendables_2_poster (via Wikipedia)

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And Now, For The 13.

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((#13))

INVASION U.S.A.

(1985)

Invasionusa (via Wikipedia)

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((#12))

CYBORG

(1989)

Cyborgposter (via Wikipedia)

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((#11))

MARKED FOR DEATH

(1990)

Marked_For_Death_film (via Wikipedia)

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((#10))

BREAKER! BREAKER!

(1977)

Breaker_breaker (via Wikipedia)

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((#9))

TIMECOP

(1994)

Timecopposter (via Wikipedia)

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((#8))

OUT FOR JUSTICE

(1991)

OutforJustice91 (via Wikipedia)

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((#7))

HARD TO KILL

(1990)

Hard_To_Kill (via Wikipedia)

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((#6))

IN HELL

(2003)

InHell (via Wikipedia)

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(((#5)))

SILENT RAGE

(1982)

Silent_rage_poster (via Wikipedia)

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(((#4)))

HARD TARGET

(1993)

HardTarget_1993_poster (via Wikipedia)

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(((#3)))

UNDER SIEGE

(1992)

StevenSeagalUnderSiege_cover (via Wikipedia)

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(((#2)))

LONE WOLF McQUADE

(1983)

Lone_wolf_mcquade (via Wikipedia)

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(((((#1)))))

FIREWALKER

(1986)

Firewalkerposter (via Wikipedia)

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What Can I Say…

…These Flicks Make Me Smile.

Nothing Wrong With That, Right?!

RIGHT!!!

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I’ll Continue Tinkering With This Whole Concept.

For Now, I Just Wanted To Put Something Out That Would Make Y’all Smile A Bit.

Hope That’s A Big Ole…

MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED

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Action Sequel Double-Shot: “THE EXPENDABLES 2” and “THE DARK KNIGHT RISES” (2012)

Last Night, I Double-Dosed Myself On A Pair Of Action Sequels…

THE EXPENDABLES 2

(2012)

The_Expendables_2_poster (via Wikipedia)

…And…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

(2012)

Dark_knight_rises_poster (via Wikipedia)

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I Can EASILY Say This…

I Liked Both Flicks MORE Than Their Preceding Flicks, Fo SHO!

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In Regard To…

THE EXPENDABLES 2

…It Was One Of The MOST FUN Hardcore Action Cheese-Fests I’ve Ever Experienced.

Period.

I Had A Total BLAST Giving It A Go!

Almost All Of My Classic Faves Were Present!

SYLVESTER STALLONE

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

BRUCE WILLIS

CHUCK NORRIS

DOLPH LUNDGREN

…And…

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

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WOOT!!!

Yeah.

It Was Fun, Fo Flippiddy-Flippin’ SHO!!!

And As For…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…I Can Tell You Was BETTER Than…

THE DARK KNIGHT

…Though, Sadly, That’s Not Saying Too Much.

I Didn’t Like…

THE DARK KNIGHT

…And Felt That…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…Was Fun, But Horribly OVER-LONG.

I Was Gearing-Up For A Big Finish…

…Only To Realize There Was Still An HOUR Left In It.

Sheesh.

BUT…

…It Was Pretty Entertaining.

I Liked It.

That’s About All I Did, Though.

I Haven’t Been Much Of A Fan Of This Batman Trilogy.

I Wanted To Be.

I Still Want To Be.

I’m Just, Ya Know, Kinda Not.

Oh Well.

Shit Happens.

My Bad.

ANYWAY.

You Know I Hate Spoilers, So I Won’t Delve Too Deeply Within These Two Flicks.

All I’ll Say Is The Same Thing I’ve Already Said…

…BOTH Were BETTER Than The Flicks That Preceded Them.

What More Could You Ask Of Me?!

What?!?

THE EXPENDABLES 2

…Was FUN.

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…Was FUN.

So, I Suppose Complaining Would Only Be Done In The Event Of An Argument.

Otherwise…

…Nah…

…I Won’t Complain.

I’ll Likely End-Up Owning Them Both.

Well…

…Okay…

…Perhaps I Won’t…

…But I’ll Buy Them For Someone Whom Has No Issues With Letting Me Borrow Them.

That Way I Don’t Feel Scummy Or Dirty.

I’ll Just Need Them Once A Year Or So.

That’s What I’m Banking-On, Anyway.

Sound Like A Plan To You?!

GREAT!!

It Does To Me, ALSO.

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