What’s On NOW?! The JAMES BOND Cheese-Fest “MOONRAKER” (1979)!!!

So…

…What Is (likely) The MOST HATED Epic From The JAMES BOND Film Series?

Well…

…Purests Would (likely) Say…

MOONRAKER

…Starring…

ROGER MOORE As JAMES BOND

LOIS CHILES As HOLLY GOODHEAD

MICHAEL LONSDALE As DRAX

&

RICHARD KIEL As JAWS

.Period.

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HOWEVER…

…To Someone Like Myself…

MOONRAKER

…Just Happens To Be THE MOST CHEESE-TASTIC BOND FLICK Of ALL-TIME.

.Period Period.

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Am I Saying…

MOONRAKER Is The Best BOND Flick EVER!”

??? ??? ???

No.

Not. At. All.

BUT BUT BUT…

…Am I Saying…

MOONRAKER Is The Worst BOND Flick EVER!”

??? ??? ???

Nope.

Not. At. All. Either.

So What The Hell Am I Saying???

Well…

…I’m Saying…

MOONRAKER Is A Veritable Pant-Load Of FUN!”

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When I First Started Buying Blu-ray Flicks…

MOONRAKER

…Just So Happened To Be The Very First BOND Flick I Purchased.

WHY?

Because I Simply Knew It Would Look Wonderful In The Blu-ray Format On The Β Big-Screen-TV!!!

.Period Period Period.

For Those Of You Who Have Never Seen…

MOONRAKER

…I’ll Try To Explain WHY It’s So Much Fun.

Basically…

…It’s A Combination Of…

“Classic JAMES BOND Intrigue And Style And Humor”

…Heavily Mixed With Overtones Of…

STAR WARS

…And NO I’m NOT Joking.

MOONRAKER

…Became The Laughing-Stock Of The Entire JAMES BOND Franchise.

In Fact…

…To This Very Day…

…A Lot Of People Refer To It As…

JAMES BOND IN OUTER-SPACE

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Yep.

That’s Right.

OUTER-SPACE

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No Foolies.

BOND Actually Leaves Earth…

…And Heads To The Space-Station-Hideout Of The Evil “DRAX”…

…Where The Man Is Poised To Destroy All Human Life On Our Loverly Little Planet.

(HAHAHAHA!!!)

Like I Said, My Peeps…

…Purest Fans Of The BOND Films Really Turned A Cold-Shoulder To This One.

It Was Simply Way Too Far Fetched For Them To Take Seriously.

The Creators Of The Film Really Wanted To Cash-In On The Recent Success Of “STAR WARS“…

…And So Was Born…

MOONRAKER

…The Silliest…

…Goofiest…

…Cheesiest BOND Flick Of Them ALL!!!

NO WONDER I LOVE IT SO MUCH, Right?!

RIGHT!!!

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If You’ve Seen It Already…

…You Know EXACTLY What I’m Talking About.

If You’ve NOT Seen It Already…

…Do Yourself A Favor And Give It The Ole College-Try.

Just Do Me A Favor…

…Go Into It EXPECTING Pure-CHEESY-Goodness!!!

Trust Me…

…In That Regard…

…It TOTALLY Delivers!!!

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JAMES BOND FAVES… …From BRADLEY’s WORLD!!! :Baddies Edition:

My 7 BOND BADDIES!!!

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#1

MY FAVORITE

CHRISTOPHER LEE‘s

SCARAMANGA

…From…

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

(1974)

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#2

THE BEST

SEAN BEAN‘s

ALEC TREVELYAN” (aka OO6)

…From…

GOLDENEYE

(1995)

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#3

DAMN GOOD

ROBERT SHAW‘s

DONALDREDGRANT

From

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

(1963)

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#4

BEST BLOFELD

DONALD PLEASENCE

From

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE

(1967)

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#5

BEST TELLY SAVALAS

TELLY SAVALAS‘s

BLOFELD

From

ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE

(1969)

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#6

MOST SERIOUS

ROBERT DAVI‘s

FRANZ SANCHEZ

From

LICENCE TO KILL

(1989)

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#7

BEST JAWS

RICHARD KIEL‘s

JAWS

And

JAWS” (Part DEUX)

From

THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

(1977)

And

MOONRAKER

(1979)

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Now THAT Was FUN FUN FUN!!!

Keep Watchin’-Out For These, My Peeps.

I Do Do DO Promise More More MORE In The Future!!!

Enjoy Your FRIDAY…

…And…

…Your WEEKEND!!!

L8r On, My Peeps!!!

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