Alright, My Peeps…
…In This Wild Little Flick…
CHUCK NORRIS
…Is A Tough-As-Nails Sheriff Of A Small Town In Good Ole Texas…
…And Now He’s Facing-Off Against A Mentally Deranged Psycho Killer Whom Is, As Far As We All Know, Totally INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!
No Shit, Sheriffs!
CHUCK NORRIS
…In A “B-Movie” ACTION/HORROR/SLASHER/SCI-FI/THRILLER!!!
I KNOW, RIGHT!!!
WOOT!!!
I Promise, I Couldn’t Make This Up If I Tried!
Well…
…Ok…
…I Could…
…But I’m So SO NOT!!!
😀 😀 😀
Our Killer Is “JOHN KIRBY”…
(Played With A Brute Viciousness By Mr. BRIAN LIBBY)
…A Man Who Was Recently SHOT-TO-PIECES By The Police After He Took An AX TO HIS FAM!
He Died On The Operating Table…
…Under The Careful Care Of Three Doctors/Surgeons/Geneticists…
(Played By RON SILVER, STEVEN KEATS, And WILLIAM FINLEY)
…Who Are Now Using “KIRBY” As Their Ginni-Pig For A Genetic Super-Healing Serum.
Guess What?!
IT WORKS!!
Only, Not In How They’d Planned.
“KIRBY” Has A Totally Static-Brian, And A Body That Can Perpetually Heal Heal HEAL!!!
Do You See Where This Is Going, Kiddies?!?!?
SURE YOU DO!!!
“KIRBY” Flies The Coop And Sets Out On A Murderous Rampage…
…And…
…Of Course…
…It’s Up To…
CHUCK NORRIS
…To Stop Him!!!
It’s A KILL Or BE KILLED Type Of Situation, Fo SHO!!!
😀 😀 😀
Trust Me, My Peeps…
…You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Seen…
CHUCK NORRIS
…In…
“SILENT RAGE“
…And That Gets A BIG…
…FO SHO!!!
😀
“SILENT RAGE“
…Is Easily One Of the Most Fun, Most Awesome, And Most Underrated Flicks In The Realm That Is…
CHUCK NORRIS
!!! !!! !!!
And, I Mean, Come On, At Least With This Flick You Know EXACTLY WHY The Killer Just WON’T DIE!!!
That’s Gotta Count For Something, Right???
RIGHT!!!
😉
😀 😀 😀 😀
"You Jivin' Me, Turkey?" 