Ever Has One Of Those Moments When You Awaken In The Morning (the wee wee hours of said morning), And Something Doesn’t Feel Quite Right??
You Feel Around Lightly, And Are Quickly Able To Notice You’re Soaked.
You’re Laying In Your Own Bed, And The Physical Sensations Are Telling You One Thing…
“O.M.F.G.! I CANNOT BELIEVE I’D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!”
At That Moment, A Touch Of A Giggle Is Met With The Horrifying Power Of Anger.
“Yes, I’m Now Completely DRENCHED And Exceptionally PISSED-OFF!!”
So, I Slowly Try To Roll Out Of What I’m Sure Is A Large Puddle In The Center Of My Bed.
Suddenly, As I Slowly turn…
…I Here A *crumple* *crumple* *crunch* Noises.
So I Quickly Make The Decision And Say, “TO HELL WITH THIS!” As I Jumped Up From My Now Soiled Mattress.
I Check My Clothes First For Conformation.
Sure Enough, My Crotch, My Ass, My Hips, My Sleep-Pants, My Sleep Shirt, All Of Me Is Practically Sopping-Wet.
Then, Upon Further Investigation…
…I Found The Culprit Behind It All.
It Was A WATER BOTTLE.
Apparently, Bradley Got Thirsty In His Sleep.
He Reached His Water Bottle, Opened It, Possibly Took A Drink, And Then Proceeded To Roll Back Over Into Sleep.
So, My Peeps, I Was Very VERY Pissed At The Notion That I’d Pissed-Myself…
…And Simply Felt Like An Embarrassed-Fool Upon Realizing I Hadn’t Been PISSED ON.
Period.
That Was At 4AM’ish’ish.
It’s Now 5AM’is’ish.
So, Good Morning To You, My Peeps.
May Your Day Be Filed With Enjoyable Moments.
I Won’t. I’m Seeing The Dentist, Today.
I Never Leave There With A Smile, That’s Fo SHO.
Dammit. 😦
Anyway, You Kids…
…Have A Damned Decent Day Out There. 😀
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