(Not Really) Random (Blu-ray) Movie Mention: “EXCALIBUR” (1981)

Well, Kids…

…Since Sleep Is Eluding My Grasp Once Again…

…I Decided To Pop-On Another Of My New Blu-ray Flicks.

This Time ’round It’s…

EXCALIBUR

(1981)

…Directed By…

JOHN BOORMAN

…Andย Starring…

NIGEL TERRY

&

HELEN MIRREN

&

NICOL WILLIAMSON

&

NICHOLAS CLAY

&

PATRICK STEWART

&

GABRIEL BYRNE

…And…

LIAM NEESON

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You Already Know Some Of The Story, Kids.

Young “ARTHUR” (NIGEL TERRY) Removes The Sword (EXCALIBUR) From The Stone…

…And On That Day, He Becomes KING!

The Film Chronicles The Life Of “ARTHUR”…

…From His Birth…

…To His Pseudo-Adoption By “MERLIN The WIZARD” (NICOL WILLIAMSON)

…To The Removal Of The Sword From The Stone And His Becoming “KING ARTHUR”…

…To The Knights Of The Round Table…

…To “LANCELOT” & “GUENEVERE” And Their Forbidden Love Affair…

…To The Search For The Holy Grail…

…Etc Etc Etc.

The Film Itself Is Almost Breathtaking, It’s So Damned Realistic.

It’s Loaded With Lush Visuals…

…Showing-Off Its Attempt At Being THE Quintessential “KING ARTHUR” Epic.

There Have Been Many Flicks Made About The Story Of “KING ARTHUR”…

…But None Have Bothered To Capture So Well The ENTIRE STORY…

…From Beginning To End…

…In Just One Epic Flick.

EXCALIBUR

…Does Its Best To Do Exactly That.

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This 30TH Anniversary Edition On The Blu-ray Isย Lusciously Gorgeous.

I Can Honestly Say…

EXCALIBUR

…Is One Of THE BEST Blu-ray Transfers I’ve Yet Seen.

Trust Me, My Peeps, That’s A TRUE Compliment.

I Don’t Know How Many Times I’ve Seen…

EXCALIBUR

…Though I’d Wager It’s More Than A Dozen.

But I’ve NEVER Seen It Quite Like This.

It Is Beautiful In Its Grittiness.

The Battle Scenes Are Amazing.

There Was No Expense Spared In Terms Of The Costumes And Set-Pieces.

Wonderful.

Simply Wonderful.

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If You’re Like Me…

…And Love A Classic Story…

…Told With True Passion By Its Filmmakers…

…From The Director…

…To The Actors…

…To The Art-Department…

…To The Special-Effects Team…

…Then I Can EASILY Recommend You Check-Out…

EXCALIBUR

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Fo SHO, My Peeps!

Fo SHO, Indeed!

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I Sure Hope Some Of Y’all Got Some Sleep.

Lord Knows I Didn’t, But What’Ya’Gonna’Do, Ya Know?!

Why Waste Time Trying To Sleep When You Know It’s Not Going To Happen?!

EXACTLY!

I Was Thinking The Same Thing, Kiddies.

When In Doubt, BLOG.

When You Can’t Sleep, And Trying Isn’t Helping Matters, BLOG.

Sooo…

…That’s What I’m Doin’!!!

What’s YOUR Excuse For Being On The Damned Computer This Late/Early?!?

You Know Mine.

I Wanna Know Yours.

‘Tis Only Fair, My Peeps.

‘Tis Only Fair, Indeed.

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Catch Ya Later, Kids.

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Time For Your Weekend CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Double Shot!!!

Today…

…We’re Givin’ You BOTH BARRELS!!!

First-Up Is…

"GUNMEN" (1992) Starring CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, MARIO VAN PEEBLES, DENIS LEARY, And PATRICK STEWART!

This Flick…

“GUNMEN”

…Is Honestly…

…FUN FUN FUN!

Is It A GRAND Or GREAT Motion Picture?

Nah.

Does It Feature ANYTHING That WOULD Or SHOULD Net An Oscar?

Nah.

Will You Have A GOOD-TIME Watching It, Nevertheless?

If You’re Like Myself…

…YOU BETCHA!!!

(teehehehe)

At This Point I’m Gonna Bust Y’all With The Tagline For This One.

Are Y’all READY?

Okie Dokie.

THEY KNOW A $400-MILLION-DOLLAR SECRET

IF THEY TALK, THEY’RE DEAD

IF THEY DON’T, THEY’LL WISH THEY WERE.

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One Word, Kids?

BRILLIANT!

Another Word?

PRICELESS!

Two More Words?

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT!!!

Yeah…

“GUNMEN”

…Is…

…A RIP-ROARING-ACTION-ADVENTURE-COMEDY-DRAMA-BUDDY Type Flick…

…And…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

&

MARIO VAN PEEBLES

…Are…

…A Large-Pant-Load Of FUN!!!

Love Love…

DENIS LEARY

&

PATRICK STEWART

…As A Couple Of Your BADDIES, Also!!!

Have Fun With This One, My Peeps.

Otherwise?

Otherwise You’re TOTALLY Missing The Point Of The Flick Altogether!

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And…

…To Finish-Off Our Double Shot…

…We Have…

"THE POINT MEN" (2001) Starring CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT And KERRY FOX, And Directed By Former "James Bond Franchise Editor/Director Alum" JOHN GLEN!

Now This Flick…

“THE POINT MEN”

…Is A Bit More SERIOUS Than…

“GUNMEN”

…That’s FO Dayum SHO.

It’s More Of Your Classic…

…ACTION-SPY-THRILLER Type Flick.

We’re Talking…

…”Secret Agents”…

…”Secret Missions”…

…”Terrorism”…

…”Hide & Seek”…

…”Cat & Mouse”…

…”etc etc etc”…

…etc.

Well, What Did You Expect?

The Guy Directing…

JOHN GLEN

…”Cut His Teeth” As They Say…

…Doing Flicks Like…

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

OCTOPUSSY

A VIEW TO A KILL

THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS

&

LICENCE TO KILL

!!!

BUT BUT BUT, Kiddies…

…If You’re One Whom DOES Enjoy A Good SPY-CAPER…

…Then You MIGHT Actually Enjoy This Flick…

“THE POINT MEN”

…Also!

It’s Not The Best.

It’s Not The Worst.

It’s Simply FUN!!!

The Fact Our Hero…

…IS…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…Only Goes To Make This Flick…

…EVEN MO MO MO FUN!!!

Give It A Whirl, Kids.

You MIGHT Love It.

You MIGHT Hate It.

You MIGHT Get Hit In The Head By A Falling Onion.

The World Is An ENDLESS-STREAM Of POSSIBILITIES!!!

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NICE, Eh!?!

DAMN SKIPPY, My Peeps!!!

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