Could I Tempt You With A Double-Shot? How ’bout A CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Double-Shot??? GREAT! I KNEW YOU WERE GAME!!!

Today, My Peeps…

…We’re Talkin’ SEQUELS!

First…

…We’ll Make Mention…

…Of…

…MY FAVORITE SEQUEL…

…Of…

…THE “HIGHLANDER” SERIES!!!

HIGHLANDER: THE FINAL DIMENSION

(1994)

Sooo…

…Why Is THIS Entry MY Favorite Sequel?

Hmm…

…Well…

…Have You Ever Watched All The “HIGHLANDER” Flicks?

Yeah.

My Point Exactly.

HIGHLANDER: THE FINAL DIMENSION

…Is EASILY The Better Sequel…

…Er…

…Prequel…

…Er…

…Hmm…

…Whatever.

However…

…It DOES Kinda Screw-Up The Story-Line Established In…

HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING

…But I’m Tryin’ Not To Pay Attention To That Glaring Issue.

I Try To Take Each AND Every Flick I Watch As An Individual Flick.

In That Mindset…

…THIS FLICK AIN’T SO BAD!!!

Just Don’t Expect A Whole Lot From This One.

Well…

…Other Than The Re-Teaming Of…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBER

&

MARIO VAN PEEBLES

!!!

I Know, Right!!!

HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG THERE!?!?!

EXACTLY, My Peeps…

…YOU CAN’T!!!

(SIDE NOTE: Well... You CAN, But NOT When I'M In Charge Of The Bloggin'ing. Beyotches!)

THE “HIGHLANDER” SERIES…

…Is NOT The Best Film Series On Earth.

Of That, I’m Quite Sure.

HOWEVER…

…I’m ALSO Quite Sure They’re A HELLUVA PANTLOAD Of FUN…

…And They DO Deserve Some Sweet-Sweet-LOVIN’ From Y’all!

Fo SHO Fo SHO, My Peeps!!!

… … … …

… …

Now…

…Let’s Give A Quickie Shout-Out…

…To…

FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY

(2000)

Now THIS Flick…

…Is A TRUE-BLUE-SEQUEL.

It’s Biggest Issue, However, Is It’s A Really BAD Flick.

(Side Note: hahaha No Foolies, My Peeps. "FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY" Is A "B-MOVIE" From "B-MOVIE-HELL" Which Is One Reason I So SO LOVE IT!)

The First Film…

FORTRESS

…Was SUPER-DUPER-WONDERFULLY-WONDERFUL!!!

The Sequel…

FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY

…May Be One Of THE WORST FILMS You’re Likely To EVER SEE…

…Making It All SO MUCH THE BETTER!!!

I Mean, COME ON, My Peeps!!!

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…In Prison…

…IN OUTER-SPACE!!!

That Little Chunk Of Facts Right There Are All One TRULY NEEDS, Ya Know?!?!

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

+

CAMPY “B-MOVIE”

+

A PRISON IN OUTER-SPACE

=

AMAZING MOVIE MAGIC!!!

Sooo…

…If You’re A Lover Of Terrible Flicks…

FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY

…May Be THE FLICK For YOU!!!

… … … …

… …

You Really Should Check’em BOTH Out, My Peeps.

In Fact…

…I Think I’m Smellin’ A…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…Movie MARATHON!!!

Can YOU Smell It?

Kinda Cabbage’ish, Ain’t It.

Yep.

I So SO AGREE, Kiddies!!!

Thankfully…

…I LOVE ME SOME CABBAGE!!!

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Time For Your Weekend CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Double Shot!!!

Today…

…We’re Givin’ You BOTH BARRELS!!!

First-Up Is…

"GUNMEN" (1992) Starring CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, MARIO VAN PEEBLES, DENIS LEARY, And PATRICK STEWART!

This Flick…

“GUNMEN”

…Is Honestly…

…FUN FUN FUN!

Is It A GRAND Or GREAT Motion Picture?

Nah.

Does It Feature ANYTHING That WOULD Or SHOULD Net An Oscar?

Nah.

Will You Have A GOOD-TIME Watching It, Nevertheless?

If You’re Like Myself…

…YOU BETCHA!!!

(teehehehe)

At This Point I’m Gonna Bust Y’all With The Tagline For This One.

Are Y’all READY?

Okie Dokie.

THEY KNOW A $400-MILLION-DOLLAR SECRET

IF THEY TALK, THEY’RE DEAD

IF THEY DON’T, THEY’LL WISH THEY WERE.

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One Word, Kids?

BRILLIANT!

Another Word?

PRICELESS!

Two More Words?

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT!!!

Yeah…

“GUNMEN”

…Is…

…A RIP-ROARING-ACTION-ADVENTURE-COMEDY-DRAMA-BUDDY Type Flick…

…And…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

&

MARIO VAN PEEBLES

…Are…

…A Large-Pant-Load Of FUN!!!

Love Love…

DENIS LEARY

&

PATRICK STEWART

…As A Couple Of Your BADDIES, Also!!!

Have Fun With This One, My Peeps.

Otherwise?

Otherwise You’re TOTALLY Missing The Point Of The Flick Altogether!

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And…

…To Finish-Off Our Double Shot…

…We Have…

"THE POINT MEN" (2001) Starring CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT And KERRY FOX, And Directed By Former "James Bond Franchise Editor/Director Alum" JOHN GLEN!

Now This Flick…

“THE POINT MEN”

…Is A Bit More SERIOUS Than…

“GUNMEN”

…That’s FO Dayum SHO.

It’s More Of Your Classic…

…ACTION-SPY-THRILLER Type Flick.

We’re Talking…

…”Secret Agents”…

…”Secret Missions”…

…”Terrorism”…

…”Hide & Seek”…

…”Cat & Mouse”…

…”etc etc etc”…

…etc.

Well, What Did You Expect?

The Guy Directing…

JOHN GLEN

…”Cut His Teeth” As They Say…

…Doing Flicks Like…

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

OCTOPUSSY

A VIEW TO A KILL

THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS

&

LICENCE TO KILL

!!!

BUT BUT BUT, Kiddies…

…If You’re One Whom DOES Enjoy A Good SPY-CAPER…

…Then You MIGHT Actually Enjoy This Flick…

“THE POINT MEN”

…Also!

It’s Not The Best.

It’s Not The Worst.

It’s Simply FUN!!!

The Fact Our Hero…

…IS…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…Only Goes To Make This Flick…

…EVEN MO MO MO FUN!!!

Give It A Whirl, Kids.

You MIGHT Love It.

You MIGHT Hate It.

You MIGHT Get Hit In The Head By A Falling Onion.

The World Is An ENDLESS-STREAM Of POSSIBILITIES!!!

… … … … … … …

NICE, Eh!?!

DAMN SKIPPY, My Peeps!!!

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