“This Will Be The End Of Human Civilization, And The World Will Belong To A Planet Of Apes!!!” –GOVERNOR BRECK

Do You Know What That Line’s From, My Peeps?

Alright, Maybe You Know Somewhat.

It IS From An Apes Flick, Yes…

…But Which Apes Flick?!

If You Said…

CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…You’d Be VERY CORRECT!!!

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And While…

CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…May Not Be THE BEST Apes Flick…

…It Is TOTALLY And BY FAR…

…MY FAVORITE Apes Flick.

Period.

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CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…Was Released In 1972

…And Stars…

RODDY McDOWALL As CAESAR

DON MURRAY As GOVERNOR BRECK

…And…

RICARDO MONTALBAN As ARMANDO

…And It Was Directed By That Guilty Pleasure Favorite Of Mine…

J. LEE THOMPSON

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Anyway…

…Since I Can’t Sleep…

…This Is What I’m Watching.

I Just Got Myself A New Blu-ray Player Not Too Long Ago…

…And This One Was One Of The Very First Blu-ray Flicks I Purchased.

This Particular Edition Has Both The THEATRICAL Version…

…AND…

…The UNRATED DIRECTOR’S CUT Version!!!

Trust Me, My Peeps…

…Even If You’ve Already Seen…

CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…You (likely) Haven’t Seen It In All Of Its UNRATED Glory!!!

The UNRATED EDITION Is Sincerely How This Film Always Should Have Been Seen In The First Place.

It. Is. AWESOME.

Period.

Once You’ve Seen The UNRATED EDITION, You’ll Never Want To See It Any Other Way Ever Again.

Now..

…It’s Like I Said…

CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…May Not Be THE BEST Flick In The Apes Series…

…But It’s Totally MY FAVORITE Flick In The Series.

I Would Suppose Most Folks Would Call The Original 1968…

PLANET OF THE APES

…The Best The Series Had To Offer.

And I Could Arguably Agree With Them.

The Original (probably) Is The Best.

And I Know Some Folks Sincerely Feel The Newest Entry…

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…Is The Best.

Again, The Point Could Be Argued.

I Grant That.

But When It Comes To Making ME Smile…

…To Wrapping MYSELF Up In The Story…

…To Totally Enjoying All That I See…

…I’m Forced To Keep Coming Back To…

CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…Without Reservation OR Hesitation.

I LOVE The Entire Apes Series…

…But Everyone Has To Have The ONE That Stands-Out Above The Rest.

For ME…

…This Is The One!!!

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Alright, Kiddies…

…Monday Has Arrived.

Time To Get It Crankin’, Ya Know?!?

PLEASE Have A Grand Day (if such an animal exists on Mondays)

…And Take Care Of Yourselves.

If You Need Me…

…I’ll Be Right Here…

…With My APES…

…And Some CHIPS…

…And My HOT HOT COFFEE…

…And…

…Uh…

…Nevermind.

No Worries, My Peeps.

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What’s On NOW?! CHARLES BRONSON In “THE WHITE BUFFALO” (1977)

In The Mood For A Truly Forgotten, Fun Classic?

Then Look No Further!

THE WHITE BUFFALO

…Starring…

CHARLES BRONSON

…Should Fit The Bill Nicely!

The Film Actually Boasts An Exceptionally Strong Cast, Including…

WILL SAMPSON

JACK WARDEN

SLIM PICKENS

CLINT WALKER

STUART WHITMAN

…And…

KIM NOVAK

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It’s Also Directed By A Guilty Pleasure Favorite…

J. LEE THOMPSON

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THE WHITE BUFFALO

…Is A Classic Western Yarn…

…With A Bit Of “MOBY DICK” Type Horror Rolled Into The Mix!

CHARLES BRONSON

…Gives A Truly Memorable Performance As…

WILD BILL HICKOK

…Playing The Role Calm And Cool…

…At Least…

…Until He Thinks/Dreams About That Damned White Buffalo.

When That Happens…

LOOK OUT

…As He Goes A Little Bat-Shit-Crazy And Starts Randomly Blazing Away With His Dueling Six-Guns!!!

He Simply MUST Face Down And Kill The Albino Animal That Haunts Him Every Time He Shuts His Eyes!!!

Will He Get His Chance???

Can He Kill The Monster Buffalo Before It Kills Him???

Will He…???

Can He…???

You’ll Just Have To Watch-It To Find-Out!!!

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If You’re Looking For An Exciting Western Flick That’s Really Unlike Any Other Western Type Flick…

…Then Do Yourselves A Favor, My Peeps, And Take-On…

THE WHITE BUFFALO

!!! !!! !!!

Trust Me, Kiddies, It’s Not One You’ll Soon Forget!

Fans Of…

CHARLES BRONSON

…Will Simply LOVE This Flick!!!

But It Doesn’t Stop With Just Dear MR. BRONSON

…Not At All!!!

WILL SAMPSON

…As…

CRAZY HORSE

…Is Spot-On Perfect!!!

He’s After The Same Damned Buffalo, As It Killed Many Men, Women, And Children From His Tribe.

I Wouldn’t Want Him Coming After Me, That’s Fer Dayum Sure!

He Even Goes A Touch VISCOUS Here, In His Quest For The Great White Buffalo.

ย If I’m Picking Just ONE WORD To Describe…

THE WHITE BUFFALO

…I’m Gonna Roll With EXCITING!!!

So Give It A Go, Fo SHO Fo SHO!

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Anyway, Kids…

…I Hope You’re All Having A Decent Weekend, Thus Far…

…And I Hope That Decent Feeling Carries Over Throughout The Duration!!!

Catch Ya Later, My Peeps!!!

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Got A Headache??? Take A DOUBLE SHOT Of CHARLES BRONSON And FORGET To Call Me In The Morning!!!

So.

My Peeps.

What’s Your Pleasure?

1983?

1984?

Tough Choice, I Know.

Tell Ya What, Kiddies…

…How’z ‘Bout BOTH For The Price Of ONE Admission?

That’ll Be 60-Seconds Of Your Life, Please.

I Know, Right!

HELLUVA DEAL!!!

Also…

…How’z ‘Bout We Just Go Chronological?

Cool Beans, Peeps.

Knew You’d Be Fine With That.

… … …

CHARLES BRONSON

in

“10 To MIDNIGHT”

(1983)

“10 To MIDNIGHT” (1983) Directed By A PERSONAL HERO Of Mine, J. LEE THOMPSON, Whom You May Remember From Such AMERICAN CLASSICS As “CONQUEST Of THE PLANET Of THE APES” (1972) (Which Is THE BEST APES MOVIE. PERIOD. “CONQUEST… …IS BEST!”) & “BATTLE For THE PLANET Of THE APES” (1973), “KING SOLOMON’S MINES” (1985), “CAPE FEAR” (1962), “THE GUNS Of NAVARONE” (1961) (One Of THE TRULY GREATEST MOTION PICTURES EVER EVER MADE, btw) AND OF COURSE… …There’s “FIRE WALKER”(1986) !!! The FUNNIEST MOTION PICTURE In History. It’s About Half “WTF?” & Half “No, Really, WTF?”ย MOVIE GOLD, Fo SHO!

… … …

CHARLES BRONSON

in

“THE EVIL THAT MEN DO”

(1984)

“THE EVIL THAT MEN DO” (1984) Is Is Is ALSO Directed By J. LEE THOMPSON!!! I Know, Right! How Do They Do It! Amazing. ANYWAY… This One Is A Bit Harder Of A Pill To Swallow For Some People. These Dudes Really Went For The Ole “Kitchen Sink” Routine In Regard To The Violence. And, Of COURSE, CHARLESย BRONSON Is The Toughest Of The Tough In This One. And I STILL Say More Stars These Days Should Sport The Bro’stache.

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Yeah.

Great ’80s Flicks, Where You Can TOTALLY TELL They Were Made IN The ’80s.

Simply Priceless, As They Say.

Just Make Sure You’re READY.

“10 To MIDNIGHT”

…Is A Cop -Vs- Killer ACTION SLASHER Flick… …Loaded With… …Nakedness.

And…

“THE EVIL THAT MEN DO”

…Really Goes A Long Way To Make This Film As CRAZY VIOLENT As Possible.

Want Proof?

OKAY…

…The Tagline On The DVD I Have Says…

“MOST CRIMINALS ANSWER TO THE LAW. ย THE WORLD’S MOST SAVAGE EXECUTIONER MUST ANSWER TO BRONSON.”ย 

Yeah…

…Totally NOT For All Audiences.

(hehehe)

If You Can Handle Seeing A Dude Get Electrocuted By Probes And Stuff On His Junk And In His Trunk…

…You MIGHT BE Okay.

Maybe.

Maybe’ish, More Likely.

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