13-In-’13: EXCUSE To FIGHT FLICKS: Part I

Since It Was Initially Mentioned To Me By A Close Friend, My Mind has Been Fluttering About Like Mad Over This First 13In’13 Of…

…Well…

2013.

Schlock’ish Action Is A True Passion Of Mine.

Always Has Been.

Since Early Childhood, I’ve Been Addicted To Flicks Where The Main Goal/Point Of The Whole Thing Is To Kick Someone’s Ass.

Period.

So…

…In That Regard…

…I Bring You My First Delving Into My Favorite…

EXCUSE To FIGHT FLICKS

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Today, I’ll Be Covering The Exploits Of THREE (3) Schlock’ish Action MASTERS:

CHUCK NORRIS

&

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

&

STEVEN SEAGAL

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My Honorable Mention To This “13In’13” Has Already Become A Schlock’ish Action Classic, And I Felt It Deserved To Be On This List In Some Way…

THE EXPENDABLES 2

(2012)

The_Expendables_2_poster (via Wikipedia)

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And Now, For The 13.

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((#13))

INVASION U.S.A.

(1985)

Invasionusa (via Wikipedia)

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((#12))

CYBORG

(1989)

Cyborgposter (via Wikipedia)

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((#11))

MARKED FOR DEATH

(1990)

Marked_For_Death_film (via Wikipedia)

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((#10))

BREAKER! BREAKER!

(1977)

Breaker_breaker (via Wikipedia)

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((#9))

TIMECOP

(1994)

Timecopposter (via Wikipedia)

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((#8))

OUT FOR JUSTICE

(1991)

OutforJustice91 (via Wikipedia)

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((#7))

HARD TO KILL

(1990)

Hard_To_Kill (via Wikipedia)

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((#6))

IN HELL

(2003)

InHell (via Wikipedia)

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(((#5)))

SILENT RAGE

(1982)

Silent_rage_poster (via Wikipedia)

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(((#4)))

HARD TARGET

(1993)

HardTarget_1993_poster (via Wikipedia)

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(((#3)))

UNDER SIEGE

(1992)

StevenSeagalUnderSiege_cover (via Wikipedia)

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(((#2)))

LONE WOLF McQUADE

(1983)

Lone_wolf_mcquade (via Wikipedia)

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(((((#1)))))

FIREWALKER

(1986)

Firewalkerposter (via Wikipedia)

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What Can I Say…

…These Flicks Make Me Smile.

Nothing Wrong With That, Right?!

RIGHT!!!

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I’ll Continue Tinkering With This Whole Concept.

For Now, I Just Wanted To Put Something Out That Would Make Y’all Smile A Bit.

Hope That’s A Big Ole…

MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED

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Random Movie Mention: VAN DAMME Double Shot Edition: HARD TARGET (1993) and IN HELL (2003)

The Meat Of This “Double Shot Edition” Is The Random Mentioning Of My TWO Favorite Films Starring “The Muscles From Brussels” JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME. The 1ST Mention Goes To This Little Number, JOHN WOO’s 1993 Fun-Fest “HARD TARGET”!!! I Was One Of The Fortunate To Have Seen “HARD TARGET” Within DAYS Of It’s Initial Release, And It’s Honestly Been My FAVE-FAVE Of Ole JCVD’s Since. To ME, “HARD TARGET” Has ALWAYS Been The Most Fun AND The Most Well Put-Together Film In The JCVD Library. The Highlight Of This Film, However, Is NOT JCVD Himself. No, It’s The Combination Of WILFORD BRIMLEY As JCVD’s “Cajun” Uncle, And LANCE HENRIKSEN As The Flick’s BAD BAD BADDIE!!! Trust Me, My Peeps, It’s A PRICELESS 1990s ACTION-GEM!!!

Now, WHY Does 2003s “IN HELL” Belong On My “Double Shot Edition”??? Because JCVD Is Mostly Famous For Doing Those “Fighting Tournament Flicks” Like “BLOODSPORT” Or “KICKBOXER” Or “LIONHEART” Or “THE QUEST” etc etc Well Kiddies, “IN HELL” Is BY BY BY FAR The BEST Of The BEST Of JCVD’s Rather Old And Simple Fightin’ Flicks, Fo SHO!!! Sadly, For JCVD, No One Really Bothered To Watch “IN HELL” As I’m Pretty Sure Everyone Figured “Oh Sheesh, Here’s VAN DAMME With ANOTHER Of Those Cheesy/Crappy Fightin’ Flicks.” When, In All Sincerity, I Think Folks Should See “IN HELL” And Simply Forget About Some Of Those Past Transgressions. Trust Me, My Peeps, If You’ve Liked ANY Of JCVD’s “Tournament Styled Film Entries” Then “IN HELL” May Be That One Film You’ve Overlooked. Anything In The Name Of “Quality Cheesy Entertainment” Fo SHO Fo SHO!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰