What’s On NOW? “GET CARTER” (1971) … What’s On NEXT? “GET CARTER” (2000)

GET CARTER

(1971)

…Is A Damn-Fine-Flick…

…And…

…One Of The Very Best…

…From Actor…

MICHAEL CAINE

…And…

…From Writer/Director…

MIKE HODGES

.PERIOD.

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GET CARTER

(2000)

…Ain’t So Good…

…And…

SYLVESTER STALLONE

…Simply Didn’t Hit-The-Mark…

…At Least…

…To ME.

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MICHAEL CAINE’s

Jack Carter

…Is…

…Cold…

…Cruel…

…Methodical…

…Driven…

…Exactly As He Should Be.

SYLVESTER STALLONE’s

Jack Carter

…Ain’t.

He’s More Of A Thug, Honestly.

He Doesn’t Really Make Me Wanna Find-Out What’s Up…

…Or Why He’s Doing As He’s Doing.

He Just Kinda Flutters About…

…Cracking A Skull Here And There.

MICHAEL CAINE’s

Jack Carter

…Makes Me Say To Myself…

“I Wouldn’t Want THAT GUY After Me For ANYTHING. He’d Make Sure He Got Me, No Matter How Long It Might Take.”

SLY’s

Jack Carter

…Makes Me Say To Myself…

“Wow, If This Dude Was MICHAEL CAINE, I Wouldn’t Want THAT GUY After Me For ANYTHING. He’d Make Sure He Got Me, No Matter How Long It Might Take.”

Yeah.

Exactly.

My Point Appears Made.

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GET CARTER

(1971)

…Is…

…A GREAT MOTION PICTURE Of Its Genera.

GET CARTER

(2000)

…Is…

…Not.

SOOOOOOO…

…Why Do I OWN Them BOTH You Ask???

Well…

…I Own…

MICHAEL CAINE’s VERSION

…Because I LOVE IT.

.PERIOD.

While…

…I Own…

SYLVESTER STALLONE’s VERSION

…Because I BOUGHT IT BEFORE I EVER WATCHED IT.

.PERIOD.

Now…

…Why Am I WATCHING Both?

Well…

…I’m Watching The Original…

…Because It’s Great…

…And I’m Watching The Remake…

…Because It’s NOT Great.

(hehehehehe)

Such Is Life, I Suppose.

Right???

RIGHT!!!

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