“Never Underestimate The Power Of The SCHWARTZ!” –YOGURT

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-=YOGURT=-

(((aka MEL BROOKS)))

(((akaTHE EVERLASTING KNOWITALL“)))

{{From The Classic Motion Picture Epic,SPACEBALLS” (1987)}}

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Dedicated To My Nephew.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ARI!!!!!!!!!!

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“If One Is Lucky, A Solitary Fantasy Can Totally Transform One Million Realities.” –MAYA ANGELOU

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(1928Present)

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(Not Really) Random (Blu-ray) Movie Mention: “EXCALIBUR” (1981)

Well, Kids…

…Since Sleep Is Eluding My Grasp Once Again…

…I Decided To Pop-On Another Of My New Blu-ray Flicks.

This Time ’round It’s…

EXCALIBUR

(1981)

…Directed By…

JOHN BOORMAN

…Andย Starring…

NIGEL TERRY

&

HELEN MIRREN

&

NICOL WILLIAMSON

&

NICHOLAS CLAY

&

PATRICK STEWART

&

GABRIEL BYRNE

…And…

LIAM NEESON

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You Already Know Some Of The Story, Kids.

Young “ARTHUR” (NIGEL TERRY) Removes The Sword (EXCALIBUR) From The Stone…

…And On That Day, He Becomes KING!

The Film Chronicles The Life Of “ARTHUR”…

…From His Birth…

…To His Pseudo-Adoption By “MERLIN The WIZARD” (NICOL WILLIAMSON)

…To The Removal Of The Sword From The Stone And His Becoming “KING ARTHUR”…

…To The Knights Of The Round Table…

…To “LANCELOT” & “GUENEVERE” And Their Forbidden Love Affair…

…To The Search For The Holy Grail…

…Etc Etc Etc.

The Film Itself Is Almost Breathtaking, It’s So Damned Realistic.

It’s Loaded With Lush Visuals…

…Showing-Off Its Attempt At Being THE Quintessential “KING ARTHUR” Epic.

There Have Been Many Flicks Made About The Story Of “KING ARTHUR”…

…But None Have Bothered To Capture So Well The ENTIRE STORY…

…From Beginning To End…

…In Just One Epic Flick.

EXCALIBUR

…Does Its Best To Do Exactly That.

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This 30TH Anniversary Edition On The Blu-ray Isย Lusciously Gorgeous.

I Can Honestly Say…

EXCALIBUR

…Is One Of THE BEST Blu-ray Transfers I’ve Yet Seen.

Trust Me, My Peeps, That’s A TRUE Compliment.

I Don’t Know How Many Times I’ve Seen…

EXCALIBUR

…Though I’d Wager It’s More Than A Dozen.

But I’ve NEVER Seen It Quite Like This.

It Is Beautiful In Its Grittiness.

The Battle Scenes Are Amazing.

There Was No Expense Spared In Terms Of The Costumes And Set-Pieces.

Wonderful.

Simply Wonderful.

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If You’re Like Me…

…And Love A Classic Story…

…Told With True Passion By Its Filmmakers…

…From The Director…

…To The Actors…

…To The Art-Department…

…To The Special-Effects Team…

…Then I Can EASILY Recommend You Check-Out…

EXCALIBUR

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Fo SHO, My Peeps!

Fo SHO, Indeed!

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I Sure Hope Some Of Y’all Got Some Sleep.

Lord Knows I Didn’t, But What’Ya’Gonna’Do, Ya Know?!

Why Waste Time Trying To Sleep When You Know It’s Not Going To Happen?!

EXACTLY!

I Was Thinking The Same Thing, Kiddies.

When In Doubt, BLOG.

When You Can’t Sleep, And Trying Isn’t Helping Matters, BLOG.

Sooo…

…That’s What I’m Doin’!!!

What’s YOUR Excuse For Being On The Damned Computer This Late/Early?!?

You Know Mine.

I Wanna Know Yours.

‘Tis Only Fair, My Peeps.

‘Tis Only Fair, Indeed.

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Catch Ya Later, Kids.

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My Reaction?: “BATTLESHIP” (2012): Not As Bad As You’ve Been Told. Trust Me.

Alright, My Peeps.

What Can I Say To Make This All Totally Understood?

Likely…

…Words Should Easily Do The Trick.

So That’s What I’m Hoping For Here.

Ready?!

GREAT!!!

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Tonight…

…I Watched The Major Motion Picture…

BATTLESHIP

…And…

…I Swear…

…I’m Giving You The Straight-Up Of It…

…It Was…

FUN.

.PERIOD.

That’s It.

It Really Really REALLY Was FUN.

Now…

…I Know What You’re Thinking…

…And NO…

…You’re Absolutely INCORRECT.

I’m Not Thinking That.

I’m Thinking…

…Honestly…

…People Have Forgotten The MOST IMPORTANT THING In Regard To Watching A Flick.

You Go Into EACH And EVERY ONE Like It’s The FIRST FLICK YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

Some People Can’t Do This.

"Oh, They Stole This From That Movie."
"Ah, I Swear I've Seen This Before, But Better."
"Yaddi Yaddi Yadda, Plugh!"

Uh Huh.

That’s What Those People Say.

I Say…

"Oh, I Liked That."
"Oh, This Is Cheesy."
"Ah, How Cool Was That."
"Ya Know, I Never Would Have Thought To Use That In That Way."

Can You See The Diff?

Can You??

I Don’t Compare And Contrast.

I Hate That Shit.

I Look At This Thing, And I Say…

"I Wonder What This Will Be Like?!"

I Don’t Say…

"I Hear It Sucks."

…Or…

"This Will Be The Greatest Thing Ever!"

…Or…

"This Is Going To Blow, I Just Know It."

I Say…

"Hmm. I Wonder What Kind Of Imagination These Peeps Have? I'm CURIOUS!"

Notice That?

At All?

I’m Not Here To Say…

BATTLESHIP

…Was The Worst Thing EVER!

Nor Am I Here To Say…

BATTLESHIP

…Was The Best Thing EVER!

Nope.

I’m Here To Say…

“I Watched It…

…I Had FUN

…I Totally Appreciate The Imagination That Went Into It.”

Was There Borrowing From Other Flicks?

Sure.

Was Some Of It Crap?

Yeah, Some.

Did I Care?

Nope.

WHY?

Because…

I. HAD. FUN.

I DIDN’T Care That Some Parts Were ULTRA Cheesy.

I DID Enjoy That Most Of It Was CHEESE-TASTIC!!!!

BATTLESHIP

…Is A “B-MOVIE“…

…Something I Hope Y’all Have Heard Of.

And Guess What?

So Far Asย “B-MOVIE’s” Go…

…It Was FUN!!!

FUN FUN FUN!!!

So For Those Of You Who Saw It For WHAT IT IS…

…You’re VERY LIKELY To Agree With Me.

Remember…

Watch EVERY FLICK As If It’s THE FIRST FLICK.

You’ve Never Seen Another.

This Is That FIRST TIME You’ve Seen Anything Like It.

NOW…

What Do You Think Of It?!?

Did It Hold Your Interest?

Did The Special-Effects Wow Your Ass Off?

Did You Have FUN?

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Well…

…I Did.

And I’m The One Writing This.

So I Win.

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.Period.

Oh…

…And, Uh…

…By The Way…

…I Loved Seeing My Man…

LIAM NEESON

…Ham-It-Up-To-PERFECTION As THE ADMIRAL!

WHY?

Because He’s…

LIAM NEESON

…Dammit.

That Should Be Enough Of A Reason Right There.

The Man WAS In…

KRULL

…Ya Know?!

In MY WORLD…

…The Man Does NO WRONG.

.PERIOD PERIOD.

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Love Ya, My Peeps.

I Swear.

Like…

…For Realz…

…Ya Know?!

GREAT!!!

So…

…Because I Love Ya…

…I’m Showing You A Photo I Took…

…Of…

…The Very Very VERY REAL…

U.S.S. MISSOURI

Original Photo Of The U.S.S. MISSOURI Taken By BRADLEY ALAN :D

Original Photo Of The U.S.S. MISSOURI Taken By BRADLEY ALAN ๐Ÿ˜€

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Yes…

THE BATTLESHIP

U.S.S. MISSOURI

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Now Are You Happy?!

You’d Better Be.

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“This Will Be The End Of Human Civilization, And The World Will Belong To A Planet Of Apes!!!” –GOVERNOR BRECK

Do You Know What That Line’s From, My Peeps?

Alright, Maybe You Know Somewhat.

It IS From An Apes Flick, Yes…

…But Which Apes Flick?!

If You Said…

CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…You’d Be VERY CORRECT!!!

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And While…

CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…May Not Be THE BEST Apes Flick…

…It Is TOTALLY And BY FAR…

…MY FAVORITE Apes Flick.

Period.

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CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…Was Released In 1972

…And Stars…

RODDY McDOWALL As CAESAR

DON MURRAY As GOVERNOR BRECK

…And…

RICARDO MONTALBAN As ARMANDO

…And It Was Directed By That Guilty Pleasure Favorite Of Mine…

J. LEE THOMPSON

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Anyway…

…Since I Can’t Sleep…

…This Is What I’m Watching.

I Just Got Myself A New Blu-ray Player Not Too Long Ago…

…And This One Was One Of The Very First Blu-ray Flicks I Purchased.

This Particular Edition Has Both The THEATRICAL Version…

…AND…

…The UNRATED DIRECTOR’S CUT Version!!!

Trust Me, My Peeps…

…Even If You’ve Already Seen…

CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…You (likely) Haven’t Seen It In All Of Its UNRATED Glory!!!

The UNRATED EDITION Is Sincerely How This Film Always Should Have Been Seen In The First Place.

It. Is. AWESOME.

Period.

Once You’ve Seen The UNRATED EDITION, You’ll Never Want To See It Any Other Way Ever Again.

Now..

…It’s Like I Said…

CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…May Not Be THE BEST Flick In The Apes Series…

…But It’s Totally MY FAVORITE Flick In The Series.

I Would Suppose Most Folks Would Call The Original 1968…

PLANET OF THE APES

…The Best The Series Had To Offer.

And I Could Arguably Agree With Them.

The Original (probably) Is The Best.

And I Know Some Folks Sincerely Feel The Newest Entry…

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…Is The Best.

Again, The Point Could Be Argued.

I Grant That.

But When It Comes To Making ME Smile…

…To Wrapping MYSELF Up In The Story…

…To Totally Enjoying All That I See…

…I’m Forced To Keep Coming Back To…

CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

…Without Reservation OR Hesitation.

I LOVE The Entire Apes Series…

…But Everyone Has To Have The ONE That Stands-Out Above The Rest.

For ME…

…This Is The One!!!

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Alright, Kiddies…

…Monday Has Arrived.

Time To Get It Crankin’, Ya Know?!?

PLEASE Have A Grand Day (if such an animal exists on Mondays)

…And Take Care Of Yourselves.

If You Need Me…

…I’ll Be Right Here…

…With My APES…

…And Some CHIPS…

…And My HOT HOT COFFEE…

…And…

…Uh…

…Nevermind.

No Worries, My Peeps.

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20 Questions Every Film Freak Should Be Able To Answer…

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(Q#1)

What Was The FIRST Film You REMEMBER Seeing In A Theater And WHEN?

(A#1)

The First Flick I Was Taken To Was “E.T.” In 1982, But The First Flick I Actually Remember Seeing Was “RETURN OF THE JEDI” In 1983.

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(Q#2)

What Is Your Favorite Film EVER?

(A#2)

“KRULL” (1983).

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(Q#3)

What Is Your LEAST Favorite Film EVER?

(A#3)

Sheesh. This Is A Toughie. Um. Hmm. I’m Still Going With “JACKHAMMER MASSACRE” (2004).

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(Q#4)

What Was The FIRST “R-Rated” Film You REMEMBER Seeing And WHEN?

(A#4)

“THE ROAD WARRIOR” (aka “MAD MAX 2” (1981)) And It Was In 1984.

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(Q#5)

Who Is Your Favorite ACTOR?

(A#5)

I Have THREE Faves. VINCENT PRICE, PETER SELLERS, And BURT REYNOLDS.

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(Q#6)

Who Is Your Favorite ACTRESS?

(A#6)

JODIE FOSTER.

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(Q#7)

Who Is Your Favorite DIRECTOR?

(A#7)

I Have TWO Faves. STANLEY KUBRICK And ALFRED HITCHCOCK.

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(Q#8)

What Is Your Favorite GENERA?

(A#8)

It’s A Toss-Up. SCI-FI Or HORROR. I Love Them Both Very VERY Much.

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(Q#9)

What Is Your Favorite CONCERT Film?

(A#9)

“STOP MAKING SENSE” (1984) By TALKING HEADS.

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(Q#10)

What Are Your Favorite HORROR Films?

(A#10)

I’m Going With “THE SHINING” (1980), “DIARY OF A MADMAN” (1963), And “WITCHFINDER GENERAL” (1968)

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(Q#11)

What Are Your Favorite ACTION Films?

(A#11)

Um. Hmm. “THE ROAD WARRIOR” (1981), “DEATH WISH” (1974), “THE TERMINATOR” (1984)

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(Q#12)

What Are Your Favorite DRAMA Films?

(A#12)

Hmm. “NIXON” (1995), “SCHINDLER’S LIST” (1993), “BEING THERE” (1979)

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(Q#13)

What Are Your Favorite COMEDY Films?

(A#13)

“SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT” (1977), “DEAD ALIVE” (1992), “BULWORTH” (1998), “THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN” (1976)

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(Q#14)

What Are Your Favorite SCI-FI/FANTASY Films?

(A#14)

“KRULL” (1983), “THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER” (1982), “STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN” (1982), “SERENITY” (2005)

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(Q#15)

What Is Your Favorite Film WESTERN?

(A#15)

“ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST” (1968) Is By Far My Favorite Western.

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(Q#16)

TWO-PART Question: WHO Is Your Favorite BATMAN And Which Is Your Favorite BATMAN Film??

(A#16)

MICHAEL KEATON Is My Favorite BATMAN, And “BATMAN RETURNS” (1992) Is Still My Favorite BATMAN Film, Hands Down.

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(Q#17)

What Is Your Favorite Film SCORE?

(A#17)

Actually, It’s The Score From “STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE” (1979)

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(Q#18)

What Is Your Favorite TITLE-SONG/THEME?

(A#18)

“A VIEW TO A KILL” By DURAN DURAN, From The 1985 JAMES BOND Flick Of The Same Name.

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(Q#19)

What Is Your Favorite Film QUOTE?

(A#19)

It’s From The Movie “NIXON” (1995):

“Always Remember, Others May Hate You. But Those Who Hate You Don’t Win Unless You Hate Them. And Then You Destroy Yourself.”

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(Q#20)

What Is Your Favorite Thing About Films In General?

(A#20)

Actually, It’s The Escape Factor. Things Can Get A Bit Crazy In Real Life, And I’m Often In The Need Of A Mental Break-In-The-Action, So To Speak. My Love Of Film Has Always Provided The Best (legal) Escape. Period. That, And It’s About The Only Time You Can EVER Get Me To Focus On Anything For 2-Hours (bad bad ADHD hehehe)!

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What Were The Best Jam Jams From My 5a.m.’ish Stroll?!?

I Am VERY Glad You Asked That Question, My Peeps.

You Just KNOW I Was Already Hoping To Tell You.

The Walk Felt GREAT…

…And The Jam Jams Were Even GREATERERER!!!

Here’s A Quickie Listing Of What I’ve Been Listening To.

Are Any Of These Jam Jams YOUR Jam Jams?!?

We Shall See, As They Say.

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FIRST…

…I Got The Blood Flowing With…

DON’T GOTTA WORK IT OUT

…AND…

PICKIN’ UP THE PIECES

by FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS

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THEN…

…I Kicked Myself Into A Higher/Faster Gear With…

SANDSTORM

by DARUDE

(Which Was Actually My Official Song With Someone I Once Dated, If Y'all Can Believe That! hahahaha Oh, How I Do Enjoy Classic Loving Memories!)

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And THEN…

…I Shifted Into…

RAY OF LIGHT

by MADONNA

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THEN A Little…

FANTASY

by ALDO NOVA

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THEN…

…I Went All Fun And Cool-Beans With…

LEGS

by Z Z TOP

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And THEN…

I’VE GOT MY MIND SET ON YOU

by GEORGE HARRISON

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THEN, My MP3Player Stuck With The GEORGE’s In My World…

…And It Hit Up…

LITTLE GREEN BAG

by GEORGE BAKER SELECTION

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A Bit Later…

…When The Walk Was Nearing Its End…

…I Went Into Cool-Down-Mode.

Nothing Better For That Than A Song That Makes You Smile Really Big.

Something You Feel Personal Attachment With That Helps You Relax A Bit.

For ME…

…This Morning That Was…

WHO MADE WHO

by AC/DC

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As I Said…

…The Walk Was GREAT…

…And The Jam Jams Were GREATERERER!!!

You MUST Make Things Fun, My Peeps.

You MUST MUST MUST.

.Period.

It’s The Only Way I’ve Found To Make Things Moreย Palatable In Life.

If I’m Doing Something…

…AND It Has A Fun-Factor…

…I’ve Got ZERO Issues With Going All-Out.

ANYWAY…

…Hope Y’all Are Having A Decent Day, Thus Far.

I’m Doin’ Alright…

…So I Ain’t Gonna Complain One Bit.

Even If I Did Complain…

…Who Would Listen???

Probably Just Me.

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Later Later, Couch Po-Taters!!!

(teehehehe)

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So… How Did I Spend MY Cinco De Mayo???

Well…

…I Watched The St. Louis Cardinals Get Their Rows Hoed By The Houston Astros…

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…So I Needed A Quickie-Quick Pick-Me-Upper.

What Does That Mean???

I Broke-Out The Ole…

HIGHLANDER: THE IMMORTAL EDITION

…That’s What!!!

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Since I Was Forced To Give-Up The Drinking A Couple Years Back Because Of My Fragile Stomach…

…MY Cinco De Mayo’s Had Become Quite The Bore.

So…

…This Year…

…I Sincerely Wanted To Try Pepping-It-Up A Bit.

I Figured A Decent Day Of Baseball…

…Quietly Enjoyed In The Comforts Of My Own Home…

…With Some Hot Coffee In The Evening…

…Would Be A Nice…

…Simple…

…Pleasant Way To Spend The Day.

But THEN…

…The Cardinals TOTALLY TANKED HARD.

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It Quickly Became Apparent That My Evening Was Still Pleasant…

…But It Was Starting To Take A Turn For The Worse.

That’s When I Said…

“I Need Something Cool To Watch And Enjoy Before I Get Cranky Over This Pathetic-Ass Ballgame. Period.”

That’s When I Broke-Out…

HIGHLANDER: THE IMMORTAL EDITION

…On The DVD.

Then…

…I Proceeded To Get Myself Lost Lost Lostย Within The Awesome Realm That Is…

HIGHLANDER

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Suddenly…

…The World Was A Much Happier Place.

I’ve Been On A…

HIGHLANDER

…Kick SINCE!!!

It Just Made Me Think About How Utterly POWERFUL Movies Can Be.

They Can Turn An Off-Evening Into A GRAND GRAND GRAND Evening By The Simple Motion Of Pushing The PLAY Button!

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Now THAT Is POWER!!!

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And I Sincerely Did FEEL Said POWER.

When Certain Scenes Would Occur In The Flick…

…Yeah…

…I’d Get Goosebumps!!!

I Just LOVE IT When That Happens, My Peeps, Fo SHO!!!

Great Movies ALWAYS Do That To Me.

Some People Have Religion, etc etc.

Some People Have Booze, etc etc.

I Have…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…And…

VINCENT PRICE

…And…

BURT REYNOLDS

…And…

PETER SELLERS

…And…

PETER CUSHING

etc etc etc

I Won’t Say Mine Is Better…

…But I Will Say Mine Is MUCH More Fun!!!

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ALSO…

…As An Added Little Bonus…

…I’ve Been On A…

QUEEN

…Kick!!!

The Very Popular British Rockers Did-Up The SOUNDTRACK To The First…

HIGHLANDER

…Flick!!!

Talk About A Total ONE-TWO-PUNCH Of PURE-PURE-PLEASURE!!!

I Get A Flick I Love Love LOVE And GREATLY ENJOY…

…And I Get Some Great Great GREAT TUNAGE To Boot!!!

Would I Be Able To Call That WINNING?!?

I Think So, My Peeps.

I Think So, INDEED!!!

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Please Enjoy Your Day, My Peeps.

I Know You’ll All Be Trying To Do So…

…And I’ll Be Doing The Very Same.

Catch’Ya’L8r!!!

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Random Movie Mention: “THE SWORD And THE SORCERER” (1982)

Sooo…

…My Peeps…

…Have You Ever Seen A Sword With Three Blades?

How About A Sword That SHOOTS-OFF Two Of Its Three Blades At You?

Yes?

No?

Maybe So?

Well…

…If You’ve NOT Seen Such A Sword…

…Then You’ve NOT Seen…

THE SWORD And THE SORCERER

…Which Graced Movie Theaters All Around The World Back In 1982.

.PERIOD.

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As The Tagline States:

("A KINGDOM RULED BY EVIL. A PRINCESS ENSLAVED BY PASSION. A WARRIOR DRIVEN BY JUSTICE.")

Yes Yes, My Peeps…

…This Flick Is About A Man…

…A Mercenary…

…Formerly A Prince Of The Realm…

…Called…

TALON

…Played By A Favorite Leading Man Of The 1980s…

LEE HORSLEY

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He Has Returned To His Former Kingdom And Has Quickly Discovered That The Evil Usurper…

KING CROMWELL

…Played To Hardcore Evil Perfection By…

RICHARD LYNCH

…Has The “Last (known) Legitimate Heir To The Throne” Locked Away In His Dungeon.

TALON

…Is Then Hired By The Sister Of Said “Legitimate Heir” To Rescue Her Brotherย Before The Evil King Kills Him Off.

Then, The Princess Gets Captured Also.

SO…

TALON

…Must Risk His Life In Attempting To Save EVERYONE From The Clutches Of Said Evil King!!!

What Happens The Rest Of The Way Through Is The Meat & Potatoes Of…

THE SWORD And THE SORCERER

…With WONDERFUL Action…

…WONDERFUL Adventure…

…WONDERFUL Sword Fights…

…WONDERFUL Characters From All Walks Of Life…

…And On And On And On!!!

Trust Me, My Peeps…

…This Is A FANTASTIC Action/Adventure/Fantasy Flick.

It’s A Flick I’ve Been Watching ALL MY LIFE…

…And It Ranks In MY TOP 10 FAVORITE FLICKS Of ALL-TIME!!!

So…

…If You’re Looking For FUN And ENTERTAINMENT In Your Flicks…

…I Can EASILY And HIGHLY Recommend…

THE SWORD And THE SORCERER

…To Y’all.

It’s Very VERY HARD To NOT Enjoy The Hell Out Of This Flick.

Oh…

…And As For The Sword That Shoots Its Blades?

Two Words:

BRILLIANT

…And…

CHEEZZZYPRICELESSLYPRICELESS

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Trust Me…

…You’ll Understand AFTER You’ve Seen It.

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Would I Lie?!?

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