Spontaneous Combustion
Directed AND Co-Written By TOBE HOOPER (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Lifeforce (1985))… Starring BRAD DOURIF (One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (1975), Child’s Play through Child’s Play 13 ( 1988-????), Deadwood (2004-2006))
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That’s What We’re Talkin’ ’bout Ta-nite.
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Trust Me, Kids… If You’re In ANY-WAY A Fan of Quality “WTF?!?!?!” Type Movies… THIS. IS. YOUR. MOVIE. Period.
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Have YOU Seen It…
…Ever…
…In Your Whole Life?
Have YOU (even) Heard Of It…
…Like…
…Like Totally In Forever Ever?
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I Honestly NEVER Understood…
…How Such an ENTERTAINING Yarn…
…Directed By “A MASTER In HIS CRAFT”…
…With “A Star Who ALWAYS Pleases AND Amazes”…
…Could Honestly Go Virtually Unnoticed!
I Think I Know FOUR (4) LIVING HUMANS…
… Like PERSONALLY Know…
…FOUR (4)…
…Whom Have Honestly Seen It.
That Makes Me Sad.
😦
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“WTF?!?!?!”
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So Often In Our World…
…Things Come About…
…Here And There…
…Time To Time…
…That Do Make You Say…
…”WTF?!?!?!”
Being a “Child of The ’80s”…
…I’ve Become VERY AWARE Of…
…Hmm…
…How To Say How To Say…
…Umm…
…”Quality “WTF?!?!?!” Type Things”???
I’m Sure You’re Already Aware’ish To This Fact.
It’s Sort Of A…
…Hmmm…
…”Point Of Personal Pride”…
…?…
…Maybe?…
…Which I Do Find Important For ALL Living Beings to Discover…
…Like You Didn’t Know Already, right?
RIGHT!
Well…
“SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION”
…Is MY TOP-CHOICE…
…In Regard To Being…
“The CROWN-JEWEL Of (mainly/mostly) UNKNOWN’ish HORROR/SLASHER/THRILLER Film-Classics… Since 1990!”
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Brad Dourif is Also A Choice For “The Crown-Jewel” Of Unknown’ish Actors.
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If You’re Willing To Give It A Chance…
…Then I’m VERY SURE It’s a Film You’d Give A Chance…
…To…
…Then.
(*Channeling My Inner "Tim McCarver" I Guess?*)
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Spontaneous Combustion Left Me saying “WTF?!?!?!” And I LOVED IT LOVED IT!!! !!!
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HOWEVER…
…I Do Hope…
“SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION“
…Has The Power…
…To Honestly…
…To Truly…
…To Deeply…
…Make You Say…
“WTF?!?!?!”
😉
"You Jivin' Me, Turkey?" 