Worst Attempt At Movie-Making For 2012?? Sadly It Was “PIRANHA 3DD”. Period.

Alright, Kids.

Y’all Know Me.

Y’all Know I Love Me Some Horror Flicks.

I Love Me Some Suspense/Thriller Flicks.

I Love Me Some Slasher Flicks.

I Love Me Some Monster Flicks.

And…

…I ESPECIALLY LOVE…

…”CHEESE-TASTIC” Flicks!!!

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Sadly, My Peeps…

PIRANHA 3DD

Is None Of These.

Period.

What Is It?!

To Be Blunt…

It

Was

AWFUL!

Just Plain Ole AWFUL!

I Was Excited To Finally Be Watching It On The Blu-ray…

…And That Quickly Turned Into A Big Ole…

…”WTF!?!?!“…

…Type Of Feeling.

😦

Y’all Know I’m Always On The Hunt For A “CHEESE-TASTIC” Gem Of A Flick.

Sadly…

PIRANHA 3DD

…Was Just Plain Ole CRAP.

Even With Personal Favorites In The Mix Like…

GARY BUSEY

&

CHRISTOPHER LLOYD

&

DAVIDTHE HOFFHASSELHOFF

…I Can EASILY Say…

PIRANHA 3DD

…Not Only Missed The Mark…

…It Threw-Up On It…

…Ate It Again…

…And Then Lumpingly Sank To The Bottom Of The Tank.

😦

I Know I Know I Know…

…It Wasn’t Supposed To Be Good.

It Was Billed As A Horror/Comedy Flick.

But It Really Wasn’t That Funny.

Sure…

…There Were Some Cool Scenes Of Gore And Carnage.

Sure…

VING RHAMES Did Have A Shotgun-Leg.

Sure…

…There Was A Boat-Load Of T&A.

But…

…Honestly…

…None Of That Could Save It.

It Just Sucked-Ass, My Peeps.

It Really REALLY SUCKED.

Period Period.

😦

Oh Well.

My Quest For “CHEESE-TASTIC” Gems Continues.

Perhaps I’ll Find Something Else To Bring To Your Attention.

There’s Always Something Being Made Out There That I’ll End-Up Loving.

It Just Wasn’t…

PIRANHA 3DD

PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD.

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The Search Continues!!!

ONWARD TO GLORY!!!

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