“Am I A Douche ‘Cos I Still Have The Cardigans’ “Love Fool” On My MP3Player? Hell I HOPE NOT!” — Bradley Alan

Even Ole “COUSIN EDDIE” Won’t Give Me A Straight Answer. That’s Just BAD :*(

A “Christmas Movie” I Decided Was TOO TERRIBLE To Mention ON “Christmas Weekend”…

…Is One You (very VERY likely)…

…Don’t Even Know EXISTS.

PERIOD.

Sooo…

…How Many Of YOU, My Peeps, Have EVER Heard-Of…

National Lampoon’s

CHRISTMAS

VACATION

2:

Cousin Eddie’s Island Advanture

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That’s RIGHT!

 ALMOST (Nearly) NONE Of YOU!

EVER.

NEVER EVER.

PERIOD.

"Christmas Vacation 2" (2003) is THE MOST TERRIBLE Holiday Motion Picture EVER. The PROBLEM, actually, is It's SO SO TERRIBLE... It Becomes A BRILLIANT STUDY In The Realm of "O.M.G.! This Is SO BAD It's NEARLY WONDERFUL!!!" It Happens, My Peeps. You Know It. I Know It. We ALL Know It!!! 😉

Yeah, Kids…

…It Was TRULY…

…THAT AWFUL!!!

Yet…

…SO AWFUL…

…It DID “Make-Me-GIGGLE” Some.

It Also “Made-Me-CRINGE”…

…Many MANY Times!!!

I Cannot Deny It…

…So Why Bother Trying…

…ya know???

SURE.

YOU.

DO.

PERIOD.

PERIOD.

Randy Quaid as "Cousin Eddie" May Be (one of) THE WORST Character(s) In Motion Picture HISTORY... and (one of) THE MOST COMPELLING! "Cousin Eddie" IS The Official "Car-Wreck" of The Industry, BY FAR and FO FLIPPIN' SHO! Gotta Love'em, Eh!!???!?!?!?!

Hope Y’all Enjoyed Your…

…”Christmas Weekend“…

…and I’m SURE You (likely) Could Have!

Yeah…

…I Do LOVE My “Wishy-Washy” Approach To These Moments.

Makes Me Feel As Tho I Truly “Learned My Craft” Very…

…VERY Well.

Perhaps I Should Become Involved In Politics?

Nah.

The World Has TOOO MANY Of The “Wishy-Washy” Types There.

Perhaps I Should Just Be A “Lobbyist“!!!

😉