“THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN” …That Wasn’t. :(

Alright…

…This Is A Spontaneous Post.

I Just Finished Watching…

“THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN“

(2012)

…And I Have To Say, It Really Was NOT So Amazing.

I Was Bored To NEAR Tears.

I Ain’t Shittin’ Y’all, Neither.

It Was Worse Than I Expected.

And I Really Wasn’t Expecting Much In The First Place.

I Felt Drained When It Was Over, But THEN Perked Right-On-Up When The Credits Started Rolling.

The Special F/X Were Great.

I Had Fun Watching Those.

But The Rest Of The Film Was Just Boring.

The Rest Really Kinda Did’ish Did Blow A Bit.

No Foolies, My Peeps.

Bored To NEAR Tears.

That Lizard Dude Was Cool.

The Guy Playing Spider-Man Was All Wrong.

I’d Take Him To Dinner…

…But I Wouldn’t Cast Him As Peter Parker.

Period.

Just Sayin’…

…

…ANYWAY…

…This Time Around…

…A Fan, I Am Not.

At Least, Not Yet.

Perhaps They Will Make Me One With

“THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN Part DEUX: The SEQUEL“

???

They WILL TRY, I’m Sure.

😉

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