“One Of The Virtues Of Being Very Young…”

“…Is That You Don’t Let The Facts Get In the Way Of Your Imagination.”

SAM LEVENSON

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<<<<<<<<<<This Quote Selection Is Posted Lovingly For My Nephew, Whom Will Be Coming Here TODAY To Stay For A While!>>>>>>>>>>

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Its Been Tooo Looong, And Cant Wait To KickIt With Him!

Can Already Picture Him Waking Up At 6A.M., Finding Me Already Up, And Hell Say

Its Time To Play XBox, Brad.”

And What Will Brad Say?

You Betcha, Buster.”

Fo SHO.

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If Not That, Hell Say

Sure Sure, Just Let Me FillUp My CoffeeCup And Ill Be Right There.”

Uncle Brad Is Pretty Cool Like That.

Fo SHO Fo SHO.

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The Coffee Cup Of A VERY Hard-Workin’-Man!

Original Photos By Bradley Alan

I Know, Right!!!

Nastiest Coffee Cup EVER!!!

How The Man Drank From It Without Getting A Terrible Infection/Disease I’ll Never Know.

Dude LOVED His Coffee, Though.

Just Like Me.

Just Like A LOT Of Y’all.

Only I Wash My Cup When The Coffee Period Is Over!!!

I Don’t Know If The Cup Pictured Was EVER Washed, To Be Honest.

Now THAT Is A MAN’s Cup, FO SHO!!!

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Helluva Way To Begin The Day, Eh?!?

AGREED INDEED!!!

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“I Like MY SUGAR With COFFEE And CREAM!” — BEASTIE BOYS

BEASTIE BOYS!!! !!! !!!

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I’m STILL In Ye Ole…

BEASTIE BOYS

…Mode!!!

Can You Blame Me?

Of COURSE You CAN’T!!!

It’s Morning, My Peeps.

Time To Get Up And Give The World The Ole “College Try”…

…Right???

RIGHT!!!

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Enjoy Your Day, Kiddies!

Well…

…If Such A Thing Is Possible!

(teehehehe)

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KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! (aka “The Death Of Mr. Coffee”)

Well, My Peeps…

…It’s Official…

MR. COFFEE

…Has Expired.

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T’is A Sad…

…Sad…

…SAD DAY…

…Fo SHO.

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How Can ANY Human-Being

…Or…

…At Least…

…ANY AMERICAN

…Who Awakens As Early As I Do Each AND Every Day….

…Hope To FUNCTION Without Their Morning…

COFFEE

!!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!

Β It Is THE Staple Of Life In This Country.

Wake-Up.

Stretch.

Put Your Socks On.

Use The Restroom.

BREW SOME FLIPPIN’ COFFEE!!!

And Then…

…If You’re Me…

…You Light-Up A Tasty/Delicious…

…Purely Organic…

…Non-Filtered Cigarette…

…And PARTAKE In The JOY That Is…

HOT-SWEET-COFFEE

…And A…

DAMNED-DECENT-SMOKE

.PERIOD.

Some Call It Foolish.

I Call It BREAKFAST!!!

(*grumbles*)

What A World, Eh?!?!?

What A World, INDEED, My Peeps.

And YES…

…This Is EXACTLY How I Reacted…

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Β Would YOU React The SAME???

I’d Venture To Take A Blind-Guess And Say…

…YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY, YOU WOULD!!!

How Can The Day TRULY Begin…

…When There Isn’t Hot HOT COFFEE To Consume?!?!?!?

Even On My WORST DAYS…

…There’s AT LEAST The Creature Comfort Of MY COFFEE!!!!!!!

(*shakes fist randomly in the air*)

I Sincerely Hope YOUR Morning Is Going Well, My Peeps.

I Shall Carry On.

I Shall Carry On, Indeed.

I Just WON’T Be Happy About It.

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