13-In-’13: EXCUSE To FIGHT FLICKS: Part I

Since It Was Initially Mentioned To Me By A Close Friend, My Mind has Been Fluttering About Like Mad Over This First 13In’13 Of…

…Well…

2013.

Schlock’ish Action Is A True Passion Of Mine.

Always Has Been.

Since Early Childhood, I’ve Been Addicted To Flicks Where The Main Goal/Point Of The Whole Thing Is To Kick Someone’s Ass.

Period.

So…

…In That Regard…

…I Bring You My First Delving Into My Favorite…

EXCUSE To FIGHT FLICKS

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Today, I’ll Be Covering The Exploits Of THREE (3) Schlock’ish Action MASTERS:

CHUCK NORRIS

&

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

&

STEVEN SEAGAL

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My Honorable Mention To This “13In’13” Has Already Become A Schlock’ish Action Classic, And I Felt It Deserved To Be On This List In Some Way…

THE EXPENDABLES 2

(2012)

The_Expendables_2_poster (via Wikipedia)

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And Now, For The 13.

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((#13))

INVASION U.S.A.

(1985)

Invasionusa (via Wikipedia)

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((#12))

CYBORG

(1989)

Cyborgposter (via Wikipedia)

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((#11))

MARKED FOR DEATH

(1990)

Marked_For_Death_film (via Wikipedia)

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((#10))

BREAKER! BREAKER!

(1977)

Breaker_breaker (via Wikipedia)

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((#9))

TIMECOP

(1994)

Timecopposter (via Wikipedia)

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((#8))

OUT FOR JUSTICE

(1991)

OutforJustice91 (via Wikipedia)

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((#7))

HARD TO KILL

(1990)

Hard_To_Kill (via Wikipedia)

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((#6))

IN HELL

(2003)

InHell (via Wikipedia)

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(((#5)))

SILENT RAGE

(1982)

Silent_rage_poster (via Wikipedia)

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(((#4)))

HARD TARGET

(1993)

HardTarget_1993_poster (via Wikipedia)

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(((#3)))

UNDER SIEGE

(1992)

StevenSeagalUnderSiege_cover (via Wikipedia)

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(((#2)))

LONE WOLF McQUADE

(1983)

Lone_wolf_mcquade (via Wikipedia)

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(((((#1)))))

FIREWALKER

(1986)

Firewalkerposter (via Wikipedia)

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What Can I Say…

…These Flicks Make Me Smile.

Nothing Wrong With That, Right?!

RIGHT!!!

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I’ll Continue Tinkering With This Whole Concept.

For Now, I Just Wanted To Put Something Out That Would Make Y’all Smile A Bit.

Hope That’s A Big Ole…

MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED

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Action Sequel Double-Shot: “THE EXPENDABLES 2” and “THE DARK KNIGHT RISES” (2012)

Last Night, I Double-Dosed Myself On A Pair Of Action Sequels…

THE EXPENDABLES 2

(2012)

The_Expendables_2_poster (via Wikipedia)

…And…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

(2012)

Dark_knight_rises_poster (via Wikipedia)

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I Can EASILY Say This…

I Liked Both Flicks MORE Than Their Preceding Flicks, Fo SHO!

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In Regard To…

THE EXPENDABLES 2

…It Was One Of The MOST FUN Hardcore Action Cheese-Fests I’ve Ever Experienced.

Period.

I Had A Total BLAST Giving It A Go!

Almost All Of My Classic Faves Were Present!

SYLVESTER STALLONE

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

BRUCE WILLIS

CHUCK NORRIS

DOLPH LUNDGREN

…And…

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

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WOOT!!!

Yeah.

It Was Fun, Fo Flippiddy-Flippin’ SHO!!!

And As For…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…I Can Tell You Was BETTER Than…

THE DARK KNIGHT

…Though, Sadly, That’s Not Saying Too Much.

I Didn’t Like…

THE DARK KNIGHT

…And Felt That…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…Was Fun, But Horribly OVER-LONG.

I Was Gearing-Up For A Big Finish…

…Only To Realize There Was Still An HOUR Left In It.

Sheesh.

BUT…

…It Was Pretty Entertaining.

I Liked It.

That’s About All I Did, Though.

I Haven’t Been Much Of A Fan Of This Batman Trilogy.

I Wanted To Be.

I Still Want To Be.

I’m Just, Ya Know, Kinda Not.

Oh Well.

Shit Happens.

My Bad.

ANYWAY.

You Know I Hate Spoilers, So I Won’t Delve Too Deeply Within These Two Flicks.

All I’ll Say Is The Same Thing I’ve Already Said…

…BOTH Were BETTER Than The Flicks That Preceded Them.

What More Could You Ask Of Me?!

What?!?

THE EXPENDABLES 2

…Was FUN.

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…Was FUN.

So, I Suppose Complaining Would Only Be Done In The Event Of An Argument.

Otherwise…

…Nah…

…I Won’t Complain.

I’ll Likely End-Up Owning Them Both.

Well…

…Okay…

…Perhaps I Won’t…

…But I’ll Buy Them For Someone Whom Has No Issues With Letting Me Borrow Them.

That Way I Don’t Feel Scummy Or Dirty.

I’ll Just Need Them Once A Year Or So.

That’s What I’m Banking-On, Anyway.

Sound Like A Plan To You?!

GREAT!!

It Does To Me, ALSO.

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-Science Created Him. Now CHUCK NORRIS Must Destroy Him.- It’s “SILENT RAGE” (1982) My Peeps!!!

Alright, My Peeps…

…In This Wild Little Flick…

CHUCK NORRIS

…Is A Tough-As-Nails Sheriff Of A Small Town In Good Ole Texas…

…And Now He’s Facing-Off Against A Mentally Deranged Psycho Killer Whom Is, As Far As We All Know, Totally INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!

No Shit, Sheriffs!

CHUCK NORRIS

…In A “B-Movie” ACTION/HORROR/SLASHER/SCI-FI/THRILLER!!!

I KNOW, RIGHT!!!

WOOT!!!

I Promise, I Couldn’t Make This Up If I Tried!

Well…

…Ok…

…I Could…

…But I’m So SO NOT!!!

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Our Killer Is “JOHN KIRBY”…

(Played With A Brute Viciousness By Mr. BRIAN LIBBY)

…A Man Who Was Recently SHOT-TO-PIECES By The Police After He Took An AX TO HIS FAM!

He Died On The Operating Table…

…Under The Careful Care Of Three Doctors/Surgeons/Geneticists…

(Played By RON SILVER, STEVEN KEATS, And WILLIAM FINLEY)

…Who Are Now Using “KIRBY” As Their Ginni-Pig For A Genetic Super-Healing Serum.

Guess What?!

IT WORKS!!

Only, Not In How They’d Planned.

“KIRBY” Has A Totally Static-Brian, And A Body That Can Perpetually Heal Heal HEAL!!!

Do You See Where This Is Going, Kiddies?!?!?

SURE YOU DO!!!

“KIRBY” Flies The Coop And Sets Out On A Murderous Rampage…

…And…

…Of Course…

…It’s Up To…

CHUCK NORRIS

…To Stop Him!!!

It’s A KILL Or BE KILLED Type Of Situation, Fo SHO!!!

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Trust Me, My Peeps…

…You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Seen…

CHUCK NORRIS

…In…

SILENT RAGE

…And That Gets A BIG…

FO SHO!!!

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SILENT RAGE

…Is Easily One Of the Most Fun, Most Awesome, And Most Underrated Flicks In The Realm That Is…

CHUCK NORRIS

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And, I Mean, Come On, At Least With This Flick You Know EXACTLY WHY The Killer Just WON’T DIE!!!

That’s Gotta Count For Something, Right???

RIGHT!!!

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“HERO And The TERROR” Is What’s On NOW!!!

"HERO And The TERROR" (1987) Stars CHUCK NORRIS (aka "HERO") and JACK O'HALLORAN (aka "The TERROR")!!!

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So…

…Who Needs Their…

CHUCK NORRIS

…Fix, Today???

GREAT!!!

MEEE TOOO!!!

And This One…

HERO And The TERROR

…Is Totally PERFECT For Said Fix!!!

It’s An ACTION-THRILLER Of The First Order…

…And A Truly FORGOTTEN-CLASSIC.

.Period.

I Saw This One For The First Time In 1988…

…And Was IMMEDIATELY HOOKED!!!

The 1980s Were A Crazy Time In The Film Biz…

…And A Bundle Of Quality Flicks Went Virtually Unnoticed.

HERO And The TERROR

…Is One Of Those.

Not Too Many Folks Bothered To Give It A First-Glance…

…And I Sincerely Feel They Missed-Out.

CHUCK NORRIS

…Plays It Pretty Straight…

…And Doesn’t Spend The Whole Flick Doing Roundhouse-Kicks.

He’s Just A Cop.

A Cop Living With The Fact That…

…EVERYONE…

…EVERYWHERE…

…Thinks Of Him As The HERO Who Took Down A Horrifying Killing Machine…

SIMON MOON

…Played To Crazy PERFECTION By…

JACK O’HALLORAN

…When The Truth Is A Tad Different Than That.

CHUCK NORRIS

…Did Take-On The Killer.

The Fought-It-Out…

…And The Killer Actually Bestedย CHUCK…

…But Then Tripped Going Up An Old Ladder…

…Hit His Head…

…And Was Knocked Unconscious.

So The Killer Actually Took-HIMSELF-Out…

…But The World Gave All The Credit To CHUCK’s Cop.

BUT NOW…

…The Killer Has Escaped…

…Has Returned To The City…

…The Killings Begin Again…

…And…

CHUCK NORRIS

…Is Out To STOP HIM!!!

BOOYAH!!!

Yeah, My Peeps…

…I DO PROMISE…

HERO And The TERROR

…Is MUCH BETTER Than You May Believe Possible.

It Is NOT Your Classic…

CHUCK NORRIS

…Type Of Adventure.

In Fact…

…It’s HONESTLY Kinda Scary In Parts.

The Movie’s Score Is SPOT-ON-PERFECT.

It TOTALLY Enhances The Flick Itself…

…And Makes Everything Flow SO MUCH Better…

…Giving It All More Tension AND Suspense.

I Believe…

HERO And The TERROR

…Simply Got A Bum-Rap In 1987…

…But Shines As SOMETHING DIFFERENT In The Annals Of…

CHUCK NORRIS’DOM!!!

Give It The Once Over, My Peeps.

You MIGHT Just Be SURPRISED!!!

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(Random’ish’ley) Random Movie Mention: LONE WOLF McQUADE (1983)

I’m Gonna Drop TWO-NAMES

…And A VERY-Unique’ishStyle“.

CHUCK NORRIS

&

DAVID CARRADINE

Period.

As For The “Style“…

…Think…

’80s

+

ACTION

+

WESTERN

+

KUNG-FU

+

KUNG-FOO

+

ROMANCE

+

DRAMA

+

CHUCK NORRIS

+

DAVID CARRADINE

+

Wait… Did I Already Say Chuck Norris???

GOOD!

+

CHAKOTAY

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“LONE WOLF McQUADE”

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It’s Honestly Chuck’s FINEST Work.

If You Don’t Believe Me, WATCH IT.

If There Were OSCARS Handed Out To Movies That Appear Almost As “ART” From A Turbulent Era In Film-Making…

“LONE WOLF McQUADE”

…Would Have WON THEM ALL!!!

It Is.

It’s An “ART-FILM” From The “1980s Action-Genera” WITHOUT QUESTION!

It Does EVERYTHING RIGHT.

Is It Odd ALL My Favorite Flicks Came Out In 1983???

This One.

“KRULL”

“FIRE AND ICE”

“OCTOPUSSY”

“RETURN OF THE JEDI”

“BLUE THUNDER”

1983 Was A HUGE-YEAR In My World.

It’s The Rest Since Then That’s Been The Real Struggle.

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If You’re NOT Smiling…

…While ALL THE WHILE Saying…

“Wow… I So Remember That.”

…”Or”…

“Wow… That Sounds Pretty Neat.”

…Then Get That Way.

Ranger.

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