“You Simply KNOW You’ve Got A Sh*t Movie On Your Hands When Even CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT’s Cameo Couldn’t Save It, And You’re Tearful Over That Fact!” –BRADLEY (In Regard To “GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE” (2012))

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT: “NORTH STAR” (1996): His Forgotten Flick

So…

…My Peeps…

…How Many Of You Can HONESTLY Say You’ve Ever Heard Of…

NORTH STAR

…Starring…

(My MAN!)

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…And…

(Another All-Time-Fave!)

JAMES CAAN

??? ??? ???

My Guess Is NOT TOO DAMNED MANY Of Y’all.

.PERIOD.

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I Just Purchased It Recently…

…Having Never Seen It Before.

It Was One Of Those Purchases Made SPECIFICALLY Because Of The Star.

I’d Never Really Heard Anything About It Either.

I Mean…

…I Knew It Existed…

…But Knew Nothing About It.

Nothing About The Plot.

Nothing About Who Else Was In It.

Nothing.

Just That It Was A CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Flick I Didn’t Have.

Now How Could I Let That Stand, Ya Know?!?

I. MUST. HAVE. MY. CHRISTOPHER. LAMBERT. FLICKS. FO. SHO.

And Sooo…

…Now I Have It!!!

I’ve Been Able To Watch It Twice In The Past Couple Days.

I Can Honestly Say I LOVED IT!!!

It’s VERY UNCONVENTIONAL For A CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Film Venture.

I Don’t Know What I Was Expecting It To Be…

…I Just Know It EXCEEDED Any Expectations!!!

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The Quickie-Skinny On The Plot Is…

…Basically…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…Lives In Alaska, During The 1880s.

He Owns A Section Of Land That Has Deposits Of Gold.

JAMES CAAN

…Is An Evil Robber-Baron Who WANTS THAT LAND/GOLD.

So…

…His Men Are Sent In To Kill-Off…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

😦

(Those Evil Bastages!!!)

They THINK He’s Dead…

…And…

JAMES CAAN

…Buys The Land.

The Only Trouble Is…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…AIN’T DEAD!!!

The Rest Of The Flick Is A Sort Of Cat-And-Mouse…

…Man On-The-Run…

…Revenge…

…Murder…

…Wilderness…

…Western’ish Type Of Flick.

BUT…

…How Can You Go Wrong Here, My Peeps?!?

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…To Be Blunt…

…FRICKIN’ ROCKS!!!

And Having…

JAMES CAAN

…To Play Your Baddie Is PURE BRILLIANCE!!!

If You’re A CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT And/Or JAMES CAAN Fan…

…I HIGHLY Recommend This Flick To Y’all!!!

It Was SO SO SO MUCH FUN!!!

And Isn’t THAT What Entertainment Is All About?!?

I Came.

I Saw.

I Had Fun.

I’m Smiling Because Of It.

THERE YA GO, RIGHT!?!?!!

RIGHT!!!

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Check It Out, My Peeps.

It’s Worth 90-Minutes Of Your Life, Fo SHO!!!

Please Have A GRAND Weekend, Kiddie.

I’ll Be Right Here.

Doin’ What I’m Doin’ ‘Cause I Can’t Do Nuttin’ Else.

And I Wouldn’t Wanna Do Nuttin’ Else Anyway.

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“…One Dream… One Soul… One Prize… One Goal… One Golden Glance… Of What Should Be… It’s A Kind Of Magic…” — QUEEN (“A Kind Of Magic” (1986))

…One Shaft Of Light…

…That Shows The Way…

…No Mortal Man…

…Can Win This Day…

…It’s A Kind Of Magic.Β …

… … …

…The Bell That Rings…

…Inside Your Mind…

…Is Challenging…

…The Doors Of Time…

…It’s A Kind Of Magic. …

… … …

…The Waiting Seems…

…Eternity…

…The Day Will Dawn…

…Of Sanity. …

… … …

…Is This A Kind Of Magic?…

…It’s A Kind Of Magic…

…THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!…

…This Rage…

…That LastsΒ A Thousand Years…

…Will Soon Be Done. …

… … …

…This Flame…

…That Burns…

…Inside Of Me…

…I’m Here…

…In Secret Harmony…

…It’s A Kind Of Magic. …

… … …

…The Bell That Rings…

…Inside Your Mind…

…Is Challenging…

…The Doors Of Time…”

…It’s A Kind Of Magic…

…It’s A Kind Of Magic. …

… … … … … …

Freddie Mercury AND Christopher Lambert

… … … …

QUEEN !!! !!! !!!

… …

I Figured Before I Totally Stopped Talking About…

HIGHLANDER

…I’d Make Mention Of My Favorite Song From The Flick.

A KIND OF MAGIC

…by…

QUEEN

…Is Said Favorite Song.

In Fact…

A KIND OF MAGIC

…Might Honestly Be The British Rockers BEST Song.

Now…

…You Know Me.

You Know I Know The Difference Between…

My Favorite

…And…

The Best

…And I Generally Make Mention As To Which Of Those Two Something Is.

In This Case…

BOTH Are TRUE.

.Period.

Now…

…Perhaps…

…With This Bloggin’ing Complete…

…I’ll Actually Be Able To Get This Song Out Of My Mind For At Least A Minute.

It’s Been On Almost Constant Replay Since Friday Night.

And It Hasn’t Helped Matters That I’ve Got It On My MP3Player…

…Which Is Never Far From Me As Some Of You Are Already Aware.

I Do Love Me Some…

QUEEN

…And I Do Love Me Some…

A KIND OF MAGIC

…And I ESPECIALLY Do Love Me Some…

HIGHLANDER

.Period.

Give It A Look AND A Listen, My Peeps.

You’ll (likely) Be Glad You Did.

Fo Sho, FO SHO!!!

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So… How Did I Spend MY Cinco De Mayo???

Well…

…I Watched The St. Louis Cardinals Get Their Rows Hoed By The Houston Astros…

😦

…So I Needed A Quickie-Quick Pick-Me-Upper.

What Does That Mean???

I Broke-Out The Ole…

HIGHLANDER: THE IMMORTAL EDITION

…That’s What!!!

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Since I Was Forced To Give-Up The Drinking A Couple Years Back Because Of My Fragile Stomach…

…MY Cinco De Mayo’s Had Become Quite The Bore.

So…

…This Year…

…I Sincerely Wanted To Try Pepping-It-Up A Bit.

I Figured A Decent Day Of Baseball…

…Quietly Enjoyed In The Comforts Of My Own Home…

…With Some Hot Coffee In The Evening…

…Would Be A Nice…

…Simple…

…Pleasant Way To Spend The Day.

But THEN…

…The Cardinals TOTALLY TANKED HARD.

😦

It Quickly Became Apparent That My Evening Was Still Pleasant…

…But It Was Starting To Take A Turn For The Worse.

That’s When I Said…

“I Need Something Cool To Watch And Enjoy Before I Get Cranky Over This Pathetic-Ass Ballgame. Period.”

That’s When I Broke-Out…

HIGHLANDER: THE IMMORTAL EDITION

…On The DVD.

Then…

…I Proceeded To Get Myself Lost Lost LostΒ Within The Awesome Realm That Is…

HIGHLANDER

!!! !!! !!! !!! !!!

Suddenly…

…The World Was A Much Happier Place.

I’ve Been On A…

HIGHLANDER

…Kick SINCE!!!

It Just Made Me Think About How Utterly POWERFUL Movies Can Be.

They Can Turn An Off-Evening Into A GRAND GRAND GRAND Evening By The Simple Motion Of Pushing The PLAY Button!

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Now THAT Is POWER!!!

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And I Sincerely Did FEEL Said POWER.

When Certain Scenes Would Occur In The Flick…

…Yeah…

…I’d Get Goosebumps!!!

I Just LOVE IT When That Happens, My Peeps, Fo SHO!!!

Great Movies ALWAYS Do That To Me.

Some People Have Religion, etc etc.

Some People Have Booze, etc etc.

I Have…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…And…

VINCENT PRICE

…And…

BURT REYNOLDS

…And…

PETER SELLERS

…And…

PETER CUSHING

etc etc etc

I Won’t Say Mine Is Better…

…But I Will Say Mine Is MUCH More Fun!!!

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ALSO…

…As An Added Little Bonus…

…I’ve Been On A…

QUEEN

…Kick!!!

The Very Popular British Rockers Did-Up The SOUNDTRACK To The First…

HIGHLANDER

…Flick!!!

Talk About A Total ONE-TWO-PUNCH Of PURE-PURE-PLEASURE!!!

I Get A Flick I Love Love LOVE And GREATLY ENJOY…

…And I Get Some Great Great GREAT TUNAGE To Boot!!!

Would I Be Able To Call That WINNING?!?

I Think So, My Peeps.

I Think So, INDEED!!!

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Please Enjoy Your Day, My Peeps.

I Know You’ll All Be Trying To Do So…

…And I’ll Be Doing The Very Same.

Catch’Ya’L8r!!!

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Come And Get It!!! Your Weekend CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Double-Shot Is Reeeaaady!!!

So, My Peeps…

…I Kinda Got Myself Into Mental…

HIGHLANDER

…Mode, Last Night.

Ended-Up Watching A Couple Of Them Back2Back.

Then I Remembered I Hadn’t Done My…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

Double-Sh0t!!!

So…

…Here We Are…

…And We Shall Begin With…

HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING

(1991)

Starring CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, MICHAEL IRONSIDE, And SEAN CONNERY!!!

…Though I Honestly, MAJORLY Prefer The Version Shown Below.

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Our Tagline?

("It's Time For A New Kind Of Magic.")

This Flick…

HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING

…Can Be VERY Difficult To Follow.

It’s A Combo Of Β BOTH…

…PREQUEL And SEQUEL…

…As It Moves Back-N-Forth Through Time.

We Do Find-Out WHERE The Immortals Really Come-From.

We Find-Out WHAT Happens To An Immortal When He Has No Other Immortals Left To Kill.

We Find-Out HOW We Can Make…

SEAN CONNERY

…Return To Us From Oblivion.

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BUT…

…Mostly…

…We’re Left KNOWING This Flick Simply RAN-OUT-OF-MONEY…

…And Was Hastily Slapped-Together And Run-Out-There BEFORE It Was Honestly Ready.

😦

The “THEATRICAL VERSION” Was A CRAZY MESS From MOVIE HELL!!!

The “RENEGADE VERSION” Does Help Us A BUNDLE, Fo SHO, Though You Can Still Tell Some Of The Film Simply Never Got Made.

If You’re A Lover Of…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…And…

The “HIGHLANDER” Franchise

…Then You’ve Likely Seen Both Versions.

And I Sincerely Doubt ANY Of Y’all Wouldn’t Have My Back In My Preceding Statements.

HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING

…Is A Fun…

…Kinda Campy…

…Throwaway Of A Flick…

…That I SINCERELY DO ENJOY!

Just Do Me A Solid, My Peeps.

If You DON’T LIKE IT…

…No Worries, PLEASE.

Most People DON’T LIKE IT One-Damned-Bit.

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As For The Second-Helping Of Our Double-Shot…

…We’re Gonna Quickly Discuss…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT‘s

…Exit From The “HIGHLANDER” Flicks…

HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME

(2000)

…Which Co-Starred…

ADRIAN PAUL

(aka TV's "HIGHLANDER")

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Our Tagline Here, Is…

("It Will Take Two Immortals To Defeat The Ultimate Evil. But In The End, There Can Be Only One.")

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Fans Of The “HIGHLANDER” Franchise Had Been Waiting A Long, Long-While For CHRISTOPHERΒ LAMBERT And ADRIANΒ PAUL To Join Forces On The Big Screen.

In 2000, That Finally Happened!

You Can Tell The Production Company DID Put More Time AND Effort Into This Flick…

…Though It Honestly COULD HAVE BEEN So So So Much BETTER.

I’m Not Going To Reveal Too Much About This One…

…Since Any True Revelations About It Would Likely Destroy Your Reasons For WATCHING-IT In The First Place.

What I Can Say…

…Is…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…And…

ADRIAN PAUL

…DO Do Justice To Their Characters…

…As They Battle…

…THE MOST EVIL…

…And…

…THE MOST DANGEROUS…

…Of ALL The Immortals!

This Flick…

HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME

…Is VERY Fun…

…While It DOES Have Its Own Little Moment Of MAJOR-LEAGUE TEAR-JERKERY!!!

Trust Me, My Peeps…

…You’ll Know What I Mean When The Moment Comes.

Hell…

…I CRIED…

…So I’m Sure One OR Two Of Y’all Will Do The Same.

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I Sincerely Hope Y’all Have Had A Decent Weekend, Thus Far.

Do What Y’all Can To Make The Remainder Of It As Decent As Possible.

L8r On, My Peeps!

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T’is The Weekend… So How’z ’bout Your CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Double-Shot!?!?!

This Weekend…

…We’re Talkin’ 1995!!!

When You Mix…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…And…

1995

…We’re Left With A Couple FAN-FAVES!!!

First-Up…

THE HUNTED

"THE HUNTED" (1995) Starring CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, JOHN LONE, and JOAN CHEN!!!

If You Think You’ve Seen’em All…

…In Regard To…

WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME

…Story-Lines…

…Then You Haven’t Seen…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…In…

THE HUNTED

.Period.

He Hooks-Up With A Hot-Chick…

…Only To Witness Her Murder…

…And To Be The Only Living Person To Have Seen The Face Of The Assassin.

Thing Is…

…This Assassin Is A NINJA-CULT-LEADER!!!

And NOW The HUNT Is ON!!!

They Want…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

...As DEAD As The Proverbial Door-Nail…

…And He’s ON-THE-RUN.

We’re Talking FAST PACED…

…FULL-ON MARTIAL-ARTS ACTION, My Peeps!!!

And The CLIMAX?!?!?

Well…

…I Ain’t Here To Spoil It…

…But It’s WONDERFULLY-LAMBERTESQUE!!!

You WILL NOT Be Disappointed, Fo SHO!!!

!!! !!! !!!

!!! !!!

And Then, Of Course…

MORTAL KOMBAT

"MORTAL KOMBAT" (1995) Starring CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, ROBIN SHOU, and CARY-HIROYUKI TAGAWA!!!

As For…

MORTAL KOMBAT

…What More Is There To Say?

The Bulk Of Y’all, My Peeps, My Reading Audience…

…Grew-Up With This Game…

…And It’s Many Successors.

The First Time I Saw…

MORTAL KOMBAT

…I Was Actually A Bit Pissed.

I Felt…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…Was Totally Wasted.

He’s One Of THE MOST UNDERRATED ACTORS In MOTION PICTURE HISTORY…

…And He Gets Saddled With A Role Where He Doesn’t Get To Do Much Of Anything.

BUT…

…He Is STILL…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…And He DOES Totally Bring The HEART And SOUL To…

MORTAL KOMBAT

.Period.

It’s A Fun Flick, Sure.

It’s Got Some Pretty Amazing Fight-Scenes.

It’s Well Crafted.

It’s Well Paced.

And It’s Even A Pretty Daring Adaptation Of The Popular Video-Game.

My Only Issue…

…As Stated Before…

…Is…

I WANTED MORE LAMBERT!!!

MORE MORE MORE!!! !!! !!!

Is This One Going To Go Down In The Annals Of Film History As A Great Triumph?

Nah.

Is It STILL One Of The BEST Video-Game-Adaptations The 1990s Had To Offer Us?

YOU BETCHA, BUSTER!!!

So…

…When Watching…

MORTAL KOMBAT

…Remember This:

Come For The Film…

…Stay For…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT!!!

That’s What I Did.

And It Worked-Out Rather Well, Actually.

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HAVE FUN WITH THESE TWO, My Peeps.

THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE FOR!!!

!!! !!! !!!

Could I Tempt You With A Double-Shot? How ’bout A CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Double-Shot??? GREAT! I KNEW YOU WERE GAME!!!

Today, My Peeps…

…We’re Talkin’ SEQUELS!

First…

…We’ll Make Mention…

…Of…

…MY FAVORITE SEQUEL…

…Of…

…THE “HIGHLANDER” SERIES!!!

HIGHLANDER: THE FINAL DIMENSION

(1994)

Sooo…

…Why Is THIS Entry MY Favorite Sequel?

Hmm…

…Well…

…Have You Ever Watched All The “HIGHLANDER” Flicks?

Yeah.

My Point Exactly.

HIGHLANDER: THE FINAL DIMENSION

…Is EASILY The Better Sequel…

…Er…

…Prequel…

…Er…

…Hmm…

…Whatever.

However…

…It DOES Kinda Screw-Up The Story-Line Established In…

HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING

…But I’m Tryin’ Not To Pay Attention To That Glaring Issue.

I Try To Take Each AND Every Flick I Watch As An Individual Flick.

In That Mindset…

…THIS FLICK AIN’T SO BAD!!!

Just Don’t Expect A Whole Lot From This One.

Well…

…Other Than The Re-Teaming Of…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBER

&

MARIO VAN PEEBLES

!!!

I Know, Right!!!

HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG THERE!?!?!

EXACTLY, My Peeps…

…YOU CAN’T!!!

(SIDE NOTE: Well... You CAN, But NOT When I'M In Charge Of The Bloggin'ing. Beyotches!)

THE “HIGHLANDER” SERIES…

…Is NOT The Best Film Series On Earth.

Of That, I’m Quite Sure.

HOWEVER…

…I’m ALSO Quite Sure They’re A HELLUVA PANTLOAD Of FUN…

…And They DO Deserve Some Sweet-Sweet-LOVIN’ From Y’all!

Fo SHO Fo SHO, My Peeps!!!

… … … …

… …

Now…

…Let’s Give A Quickie Shout-Out…

…To…

FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY

(2000)

Now THIS Flick…

…Is A TRUE-BLUE-SEQUEL.

It’s Biggest Issue, However, Is It’s A Really BAD Flick.

(Side Note: hahaha No Foolies, My Peeps. "FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY" Is A "B-MOVIE" From "B-MOVIE-HELL" Which Is One Reason I So SO LOVE IT!)

The First Film…

FORTRESS

…Was SUPER-DUPER-WONDERFULLY-WONDERFUL!!!

The Sequel…

FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY

…May Be One Of THE WORST FILMS You’re Likely To EVER SEE…

…Making It All SO MUCH THE BETTER!!!

I Mean, COME ON, My Peeps!!!

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…In Prison…

…IN OUTER-SPACE!!!

That Little Chunk Of Facts Right There Are All One TRULY NEEDS, Ya Know?!?!

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

+

CAMPY “B-MOVIE”

+

A PRISON IN OUTER-SPACE

=

AMAZING MOVIE MAGIC!!!

Sooo…

…If You’re A Lover Of Terrible Flicks…

FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY

…May Be THE FLICK For YOU!!!

… … … …

… …

You Really Should Check’em BOTH Out, My Peeps.

In Fact…

…I Think I’m Smellin’ A…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…Movie MARATHON!!!

Can YOU Smell It?

Kinda Cabbage’ish, Ain’t It.

Yep.

I So SO AGREE, Kiddies!!!

Thankfully…

…I LOVE ME SOME CABBAGE!!!

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“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!” …Unless It’s A CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Double Shot! “SUBWAY” (1985) and “HIGHLANDER” (1986)

I’ve Paired These Two Flicks Together For One Reason…

…And One Reason Only.

They Are…

…In My Opinion…

…The Two Flicks MOST RESPONSIBLE…

…For Putting…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…”On-The-Map” As They Say.

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SUBWAY

(1985)

"SUBWAY" Was Written AND Directed By LUC BESSON. It Stars CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, ISABELLE ADJANI, RICHARD BOHRINGER, and JEAN RENO!

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…And…

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HIGHLANDER

(1986)

"HIGHLANDER" Was Directed By RUSSELL MULCAHY, And Stars CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, CLANCY BROWN, ROXANNE HART, and SEAN CONNERY!

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M’Kay…

…Now I Already Know What You’re Gonna Say.

“Hey Dude, “GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES” Came-Out In 1984!”

And YES…

…You Would Be Correct On That.

HOWEVER…

…That Film, To Me, Was More-So The Ole “Foot-In-The-Door” For…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

.Period.

In 1984, However…

…Most Folks The World Over Still Had NO CLUE Who He Was.

Then Came…

SUBWAY

…In 1985.

SUBWAY

…Was A True “UNDERGROUND-SUCCESS”, So To Speak.

(Pun TOTALLY Intended, btw)

And I’m Going To Say This Because I Feel It’s Something Y’all MUST UNDERSTAND…

…But I Sincerely…

…Honestly…

…TRULY…

…Hate Hate HATED…

SUBWAY

…The First Time I’d Seen It.

I Love Love LOVED The Opening Of The Flick…

…But Was Very Much-So…

…CONFUSED…

…And…

…BORED…

…With Most Of The Rest Of It.

More Than Once…

…I Was Forced To Say To Myself…

…”WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?”…

…”WHAT AM I WATCHING?”…

…”WHO THOUGHT UP THIS SHIT?”…

…”IS THERE REALLY A COMMUNITY LIVING IN THE SUBWAY?”…

…And So-On…

…And So-Forth…

…And So-Forth Again.

And YES, My Peeps…

…I Can Almost Guarantee All Of You…

…You’re VERY LIKELY To Say Those EXACT SAME THINGS…

…When You Watch…

SUBWAY

…For The First…

…And Second…

…And Third…

…And Perhaps Even The Fourth Time.

It. Is. WEIRD.

.PERIOD.

Eventually…

…I Started Noticing Some Things I Hadn’t Before.

I Started To Understand It A Bit Better.

I Mean…

…It IS A FRENCH Flick.

It’s SUBTITLED.

It Is NOT An Easy Watch.

Once It All Begins To Fall Into Place…

…However…

…It Becomes A Bit Fun…

…In Its Own…

…Odd…

…Quirky…

…Weird Way.

If You Are A Person Who’s BLESSED With A Little Something Called PATIENCE…

…Then YES, I CAN Recommend This Flick To You.

If You’re One Who’s LACKING In The PATIENCE-DEPARTMENT…

…You May Wanna Hold-Off On…

SUBWAY

…For Now.

You Should Really Just Trust Me On This One.

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Now…

…When I Talk About…

HIGHLANDER

…I’m Talkin’ About A Flick MOST “Movie-Lovin’-Folks” Have At Least HEARD OF.

And I’m Quite Sure MOST Of Those “Movie-Lovin’-Folks” Would Agree With Me When I Say…

HIGHLANDER

…Is…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT‘s

…MOST MOST MOST…

…Well-Known/Popular…

…Piece Of Work.

.PERIOD.

It Is THE Quintessential…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBER

…Flick…

…At Least To MOST Peeps.

Do I LOVE IT?

YES.

Is It HIS BEST?

No.

Is It MY FAVORITE?

No.

Is It Generally The First Flick Of His People Remember and/or Mention?

YES.

Yes It Is.

Is That Alright With Me?

SURE THING!

Why?

Because I’m Just Happy People Remember and/or Mention Him AT ALL!

PLUS…

…It Gives Me An IN.

Mention…

HIGHLANDER

…And People Say…

“Oh Yeah, Dude! I SO KNOW THAT ONE!”

To Which My Reply Is…

“That’s GREAT! Figured You’d Know THAT ONE! I So SO LOVE IT! By The Way, Have You Ever Seen “RESURRECTION“? Same Actor. Same Director. BETTER FLICK!”

Of Course, My Peeps…

…This Is All Simply MY Opinion.

Though…

…I Will Say…

…More And More Of You Appear To Be Agreeing With Me More And More!!!

That’s GREAT!!!

And…

…There Also Appears To Be More And More Of You Willing To Call-Me-Out On A Few Of My Opinions.

That’s ALSO GREAT!!!

I So SO HATE IT When Everything Is All One-Sided, Ya Know?

One-Sided = UNBALANCED

I Require BOTH Barrels, My Peeps.

I Love Knowing There Are Folks Out There Who Think I’m RIGHT-ON And Those Who Think I’m WAY-OFF.

I Sincerely Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way.

AND THAT IS FO SHO!!!

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Time For Your Weekend CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Double Shot!!!

Today…

…We’re Givin’ You BOTH BARRELS!!!

First-Up Is…

"GUNMEN" (1992) Starring CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, MARIO VAN PEEBLES, DENIS LEARY, And PATRICK STEWART!

This Flick…

“GUNMEN”

…Is Honestly…

…FUN FUN FUN!

Is It A GRAND Or GREAT Motion Picture?

Nah.

Does It Feature ANYTHING That WOULD Or SHOULD Net An Oscar?

Nah.

Will You Have A GOOD-TIME Watching It, Nevertheless?

If You’re Like Myself…

…YOU BETCHA!!!

(teehehehe)

At This Point I’m Gonna Bust Y’all With The Tagline For This One.

Are Y’all READY?

Okie Dokie.

THEY KNOW A $400-MILLION-DOLLAR SECRET

IF THEY TALK, THEY’RE DEAD

IF THEY DON’T, THEY’LL WISH THEY WERE.

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One Word, Kids?

BRILLIANT!

Another Word?

PRICELESS!

Two More Words?

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT!!!

Yeah…

“GUNMEN”

…Is…

…A RIP-ROARING-ACTION-ADVENTURE-COMEDY-DRAMA-BUDDY Type Flick…

…And…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

&

MARIO VAN PEEBLES

…Are…

…A Large-Pant-Load Of FUN!!!

Love Love…

DENIS LEARY

&

PATRICK STEWART

…As A Couple Of Your BADDIES, Also!!!

Have Fun With This One, My Peeps.

Otherwise?

Otherwise You’re TOTALLY Missing The Point Of The Flick Altogether!

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… … … … … … …

And…

…To Finish-Off Our Double Shot…

…We Have…

"THE POINT MEN" (2001) Starring CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT And KERRY FOX, And Directed By Former "James Bond Franchise Editor/Director Alum" JOHN GLEN!

Now This Flick…

“THE POINT MEN”

…Is A Bit More SERIOUS Than…

“GUNMEN”

…That’s FO Dayum SHO.

It’s More Of Your Classic…

…ACTION-SPY-THRILLER Type Flick.

We’re Talking…

…”Secret Agents”…

…”Secret Missions”…

…”Terrorism”…

…”Hide & Seek”…

…”Cat & Mouse”…

…”etc etc etc”…

…etc.

Well, What Did You Expect?

The Guy Directing…

JOHN GLEN

…”Cut His Teeth” As They Say…

…Doing Flicks Like…

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

OCTOPUSSY

A VIEW TO A KILL

THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS

&

LICENCE TO KILL

!!!

BUT BUT BUT, Kiddies…

…If You’re One Whom DOES Enjoy A Good SPY-CAPER…

…Then You MIGHT Actually Enjoy This Flick…

“THE POINT MEN”

…Also!

It’s Not The Best.

It’s Not The Worst.

It’s Simply FUN!!!

The Fact Our Hero…

…IS…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…Only Goes To Make This Flick…

…EVEN MO MO MO FUN!!!

Give It A Whirl, Kids.

You MIGHT Love It.

You MIGHT Hate It.

You MIGHT Get Hit In The Head By A Falling Onion.

The World Is An ENDLESS-STREAM Of POSSIBILITIES!!!

… … … … … … …

NICE, Eh!?!

DAMN SKIPPY, My Peeps!!!

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