I Sat Down To Write… …And Got Lost In Thought… …AGAIN!

This Is Happening Far Far FAR TOOOOOO OFTEN.

Period.

I Think Of Something I Wanna Write About…

…Then Get Muddled-Up Thinking About A Billion Other Things.

What About This?!

What About That?!

How Did I Manage This?!

What The Hell Is This?!

Why The Hell Am I Thinking About This?!

And On…

…And On…

…And On And On And On!

Grrr.

Drives Me Crazy!

Well…

…Crazier.

I’m Already Carting Enough Crazy Around With Me To Convert A Small City.

I Wish I Were Joking About That…

…But…

…Alas….

…I’m Not.

Hell, I’m Certified!

I’ve Got The Paperwork To Prove It!

Do YOU!?

See.

I Win.

Again.

Though, I’m Not Sure That’s Something I’d Really Wanna Claim As A Grand Victory, Ya Know?!

Sheesh.

ANYWAY…

…The Past Few Days Have Not Treated Me Well.

Being Ill Is An Understatement.

Goddamn Sinus-Infection.

They’re Bastards From Hell, I Swear!

So Not Only Is My Head Plugged AND Pounding…

…But It Forces Me To Breathe Through My Mouth.

What Does That Amount To?!

YEP…

…DRY MOUTH.

😦

Something I Sincerely Can’t Stand.

So I’ve Been Drinking My Weight In Water…

…And Lemonade.

I Simply LOVE Lemonade.

Must Be The Southern Portion Of My Upbringing.

That Side Of The Fam Was ALWAYS Big Into The Lemonade.

And The Sweet-Tea.

Love That Sweet-Tea.

Wait.

Why Am I Talking About Lemonade And Tea?!

Sheesh.

SEE!

I’m Just Rambling!

Dammit.

Someone Really Needs To Step-In And Stop Me When I Start That Shit.

I Don’t Mind It, But Everyone Else Seems To Hate It.

I CAN’T HELP IT!

I’m Long-Winded!

MY BAD!!!

😦

The Point Of All This Was For Me To Tell You WHY I’ve Been In Reblog-Mode.

It’s Simply Because I Haven’t Felt Great.

And Haven’t Felt Up To Writing, As I Am Now.

And NO, I’m Not Feeling Any Better Right Now.

But I Felt I MUST MUST MUST Get Something Out There To Explain My Recent Actions.

I Simply LOVE The Reblog Option.

When I Don’t Feel Quite Right…

…I Reblog.

Plain And Simple.

It Just So Happens People Have Been Talking About Things In Their Blogs That Sincerely Interest Me.

So…

…I Kinda Figure Other Peeps Might Also Be Interested.

Am I Right?!

Are You Interested?!

I Sure As Shit Hope So.

Otherwise, What’s The Point?!

I Don’t Want To Post Things Peeps Don’t Care About…

…But Sometimes That’s An Impossible Task.

Sheesh.

I’m Doing It Again.

I’m Rambling.

I Really Should Get That Part Of My Brain Checked-Out.

There Must Be A “Rambling OFF Button” Somewhere.

No One Has Been Able To Find Mine…

…Yet.

Maybe One Day?!

Maybe, Indeed.

😀

Anyway, Kiddies…

…I’m Tired.

I Need A Rest.

I Haven’t Been Sleeping Very Well During My Current Ills.

It’s Hard To Sleep When You Can’t Breathe Through Your Nose.

This Is Something I’m VERY SURE Y’all Can Identify With.

It’s A Pisser, Fo SHO, My Peeps.

SO…

…I’m Going To Put On A Movie…

…I’m Going To Put My Feet Up…

…I’m Going To Relax To The Max…

…And I’m Going To Try My Best To NOT Do Anything Of Mention.

I Figure If I’m Not Doing Anything Worth Mentioning…

…Well…

…Ya Know…

…Perhaps I Won’t Mention It.

😉

What Movie Shall I Watch?!

I’m Thinking…

SOMEONE BEHIND THE DOOR

(1971)

…Starring…

CHARLES BRONSON

…And…

ANTHONY PERKINS

!!! !!!

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Sound Good To You?!

GREAT!!

Sounds Good To Me, Also!!

So Let’s Chill, My Peeps.

Let’s Put Up Our Feet.

Let’s Relax.

Let’s Get Lost In The World That Is Cinema.

Ready?!

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd….

…GO!

😀

What’s On NOW?! CHARLES BRONSON In “THE WHITE BUFFALO” (1977)

In The Mood For A Truly Forgotten, Fun Classic?

Then Look No Further!

THE WHITE BUFFALO

…Starring…

CHARLES BRONSON

…Should Fit The Bill Nicely!

The Film Actually Boasts An Exceptionally Strong Cast, Including…

WILL SAMPSON

JACK WARDEN

SLIM PICKENS

CLINT WALKER

STUART WHITMAN

…And…

KIM NOVAK

!!! !!! !!!

It’s Also Directed By A Guilty Pleasure Favorite…

J. LEE THOMPSON

😀

THE WHITE BUFFALO

…Is A Classic Western Yarn…

…With A Bit Of “MOBY DICK” Type Horror Rolled Into The Mix!

CHARLES BRONSON

…Gives A Truly Memorable Performance As…

WILD BILL HICKOK

…Playing The Role Calm And Cool…

…At Least…

…Until He Thinks/Dreams About That Damned White Buffalo.

When That Happens…

LOOK OUT

…As He Goes A Little Bat-Shit-Crazy And Starts Randomly Blazing Away With His Dueling Six-Guns!!!

He Simply MUST Face Down And Kill The Albino Animal That Haunts Him Every Time He Shuts His Eyes!!!

Will He Get His Chance???

Can He Kill The Monster Buffalo Before It Kills Him???

Will He…???

Can He…???

You’ll Just Have To Watch-It To Find-Out!!!

😉

If You’re Looking For An Exciting Western Flick That’s Really Unlike Any Other Western Type Flick…

…Then Do Yourselves A Favor, My Peeps, And Take-On…

THE WHITE BUFFALO

!!! !!! !!!

Trust Me, Kiddies, It’s Not One You’ll Soon Forget!

Fans Of…

CHARLES BRONSON

…Will Simply LOVE This Flick!!!

But It Doesn’t Stop With Just Dear MR. BRONSON

…Not At All!!!

WILL SAMPSON

…As…

CRAZY HORSE

…Is Spot-On Perfect!!!

He’s After The Same Damned Buffalo, As It Killed Many Men, Women, And Children From His Tribe.

I Wouldn’t Want Him Coming After Me, That’s Fer Dayum Sure!

He Even Goes A Touch VISCOUS Here, In His Quest For The Great White Buffalo.

 If I’m Picking Just ONE WORD To Describe…

THE WHITE BUFFALO

…I’m Gonna Roll With EXCITING!!!

So Give It A Go, Fo SHO Fo SHO!

😀

Anyway, Kids…

…I Hope You’re All Having A Decent Weekend, Thus Far…

…And I Hope That Decent Feeling Carries Over Throughout The Duration!!!

Catch Ya Later, My Peeps!!!

😀   🙂   😀

You Wanna Know What’s On, Eh?! Ever Heard Of “SOMEONE BEHIND THE DOOR” (1971) ???

"SOMEONE BEHIND THE DOOR" (1971) Starring CHARLES BRONSON, ANTHONY PERKINS, And JILL IRELAND

… … … … … … …

My Educated Guess

…Says…

…A BIG OLE…

…NOT…

…AT…

…ALL.

PERIOD.

In All Honesty, My Peeps…

…I Know THREE LIVING HUMANS Whom Have Seen This Flick.

That’s IT.

In My Whole Little World…

…Thar Be THREE!!!

(teehehe)

ONE…

…Is…

…ME.

And I’m RELATED To The Other TWO.

This Is A Flick That Has Gone Down In The Annals Of Film History…

…As…

…A TRUE “UNKNOWN“…

…Yet…

…A DIAMOND In The PROVERBIAL ROUGH.

CHARLES BRONSON

(Known Mainly For Playing Tough-Ass AND Crafty Good-Guys)

…Plays A Man…

…Who Has ZERO CLUE…

…As To…

…WHO HE IS…

…WHERE HE’S FROM…

…WHERE HE’S AT…

…WHY HE’S HERE…

…He Knows Nothing.

Nothing EXCEPT…

…He Was On The Beach…

…And There Was A Woman…

…And He THINKS He Was Helping/Rescuing Her.

He Is Taken To A London Hospital…

…Where He Encounters A Brilliant Neuro-Specialist And Psychiatrist…

…Played By…

ANTHONY PERKINS

…Who Then Takes Our Amnesia-Stricken Wanderer To His Private Residence.

PERKINS’ Character Has A Plan, You See.

His Wife…

…Played By…

JILL IRELAND

…Is Being Unfaithful…

…Or So He Suspects.

After Finding A Love-Letter In Her Purse…

…He’s Quite Sure She Is.

— — —

Real Quick-Like, Peeps…

…Here’s The Tagline For The Film…

WHAT IF YOUR MEMORY IS SOMEONE ELSE’S REVENGE?

(Are You Starting To Get Warmed-Up On This One??? GREAT!!!)

— — —

PERKINS’ Character Then Begins Plotting AND Exercising His Power…

…In Attempting To Transplant A Total Personality Onto The Amnesiac.

He Begins To Make The Amnesiac Believe…

…The Wife Is Actually THE AMNESIAC’s OWN Wife…

…And That She’s Being Unfaithful To HIM, Not PERKINS’ Doctor.

YES, My Peeps…

…I’m Saying This Right.

CHARLES BRONSON

…Man’s Man…

…Is Playing A Mentally-Ill Man…

…Who’s Now FURIOUS With RAGE That HIS WIFE Is Cheating…

…And He Wants Her “Other Man” DEAD!

😀

Yeah…

…It’s A TOTAL MIND-BLOW Of A Flick…

…When You Consider Exactly…

…WHAT’S GOING ON…

…And…

…HOW IT’S GOING DOWN!

If You’re A Person Who’s Truly TRULY Seeking Something DIFFERENT…

…And…

…INTERESTING…

…And…

…ODDLY CRAZY…

…Then…

SOMEONE BEHIND THE DOOR

…COULD BE…

…THE FLICK…

…YOU’VE SOUGHT!!!

I Really Don’t Wanna Give The Whole Thing Away…

…Because I Sincerely Think/Feel…

…If You’d Just Give This One A Chance…

…It MIGHT Just SURPRISE You.

PERIOD.

And…

…After All…

…Isn’t THAT Where The “Spice Of Life” Comes From???

We May Fear The “UNKNOWN“…

…But…

…Sometimes…

…The “UNKNOWN” Can Be So SO AWESOME!!!

You Really Should Just Trust Me.

😉

Got A Headache??? Take A DOUBLE SHOT Of CHARLES BRONSON And FORGET To Call Me In The Morning!!!

So.

My Peeps.

What’s Your Pleasure?

1983?

1984?

Tough Choice, I Know.

Tell Ya What, Kiddies…

…How’z ‘Bout BOTH For The Price Of ONE Admission?

That’ll Be 60-Seconds Of Your Life, Please.

I Know, Right!

HELLUVA DEAL!!!

Also…

…How’z ‘Bout We Just Go Chronological?

Cool Beans, Peeps.

Knew You’d Be Fine With That.

… … …

CHARLES BRONSON

in

“10 To MIDNIGHT”

(1983)

“10 To MIDNIGHT” (1983) Directed By A PERSONAL HERO Of Mine, J. LEE THOMPSON, Whom You May Remember From Such AMERICAN CLASSICS As “CONQUEST Of THE PLANET Of THE APES” (1972) (Which Is THE BEST APES MOVIE. PERIOD. “CONQUEST… …IS BEST!”) & “BATTLE For THE PLANET Of THE APES” (1973), “KING SOLOMON’S MINES” (1985), “CAPE FEAR” (1962), “THE GUNS Of NAVARONE” (1961) (One Of THE TRULY GREATEST MOTION PICTURES EVER EVER MADE, btw) AND OF COURSE… …There’s “FIRE WALKER”(1986) !!! The FUNNIEST MOTION PICTURE In History. It’s About Half “WTF?” & Half “No, Really, WTF?” MOVIE GOLD, Fo SHO!

… … …

CHARLES BRONSON

in

“THE EVIL THAT MEN DO”

(1984)

“THE EVIL THAT MEN DO” (1984) Is Is Is ALSO Directed By J. LEE THOMPSON!!! I Know, Right! How Do They Do It! Amazing. ANYWAY… This One Is A Bit Harder Of A Pill To Swallow For Some People. These Dudes Really Went For The Ole “Kitchen Sink” Routine In Regard To The Violence. And, Of COURSE, CHARLES BRONSON Is The Toughest Of The Tough In This One. And I STILL Say More Stars These Days Should Sport The Bro’stache.

… … …

Yeah.

Great ’80s Flicks, Where You Can TOTALLY TELL They Were Made IN The ’80s.

Simply Priceless, As They Say.

Just Make Sure You’re READY.

“10 To MIDNIGHT”

…Is A Cop -Vs- Killer ACTION SLASHER Flick… …Loaded With… …Nakedness.

And…

“THE EVIL THAT MEN DO”

…Really Goes A Long Way To Make This Film As CRAZY VIOLENT As Possible.

Want Proof?

OKAY…

…The Tagline On The DVD I Have Says…

“MOST CRIMINALS ANSWER TO THE LAW.  THE WORLD’S MOST SAVAGE EXECUTIONER MUST ANSWER TO BRONSON.” 

Yeah…

…Totally NOT For All Audiences.

(hehehe)

If You Can Handle Seeing A Dude Get Electrocuted By Probes And Stuff On His Junk And In His Trunk…

…You MIGHT BE Okay.

Maybe.

Maybe’ish, More Likely.

😉

(Not So) Random (’80s) Movie Mention: DEATH HUNT (1981)

Well, My Peeps…

…I’ve Honestly Been Biding My Time On This One…

…Trying To Decide When The Moment Was Juuust Right To Bust Out With This Classic Favorite.

I Believe That THIS Is The Moment.

“DEATH HUNT” (1981)

I First Had The Privilege Of Seeing…

“DEATH HUNT”

…In The Mid-1980s.

It Was A Personal Favorite Of Paw’s (aka My Grandfather).

His Movie Icon/Hero Was ALWAYS…

CHARLES BRONSON

…And He Was A Big Fan Of…

LEE MARVIN

…Also.

Most Folks Only Remember BRONSON And MARVIN Working TOGETHER In The Film…

“THE DIRTY DOZEN” (1967)

…And We Both Honestly DID/DO Love That One, Too.

BUT…

“DEATH HUNT”

…Was…

…In OUR Opinions…

….Even BETTER.

Period.

The Quickie-Skinny On This Flick Is…

CHARLES BRONSON

…Is A Trapper…

…Living A Quiet, Lonely Existence…

…In 1930s Canada.

Eventually, He’s Forced To Kill A Man In Self-Defense.

So…

…A Canadian Mountie, Played By…

LEE MARVIN

…Is Sent Out To Bring In BRONSON.

Over The Next 90+ Minutes…

…We’re Treated To One Of The ALL-TIME Best Chase Films EVER!!!

Trust Me, My Peeps…

…If You’re Into Classic Action Flicks…

…Starring Some Of The Very BEST Tough-Guys In Film History…

…Then This One…

“DEATH HUNT”

…May Be A Perfect Addition To Your Collection.

It Also Stars…

CARL WEATHERS

ED LAUTER

…And…

ANGIE DICKINSON

!!!

And Just To Make It Even MORE Mention Worthy…

…It’s Directed By…

PETER HUNT

…A Man Who Seriously Knows What It Takes To Make A Quality ACTION Flick.

Yeah…

…With A Flick Like…

“DEATH HUNT”

…You Really Can’t Go Wrong.

I’d TOTALLY Call This One A TRUE FORGOTTEN CLASSIC…

…And EASILY Recommend It To ANYONE Who’s In Need Of A Classic-Action-Fix!

It Ain’t Gonna Kill Ya To Give It The Ole College Try. You Might Even Be VERY Pleasantly Surprised!

Enjoy Your Day, Kiddies.

I Sincerely Plan On Doing The Same.

Hell, I Might Even Kick-It-Back…

…Pop On MY Copy Of…

“DEATH HUNT”

…And Get Myself Lost In The Yukon Of The 1930s.

Sounds Like Fun To Me, Fo SHO!!!

😀

😉