No, My Peeps…
…I AIN’T JOKIN’…
…That’s A VERY REAL Title…
…To A VERY REAL Film.
SEE!!!
I Told Ya So!!!
Now…
…Let’s Get This Out Of The Way.
IS…
“DR. BLACK, MR. HYDE“
…A GREAT FILM???
O.M.G. NO NO NO!!!
HOWEVER…
…IS…
“DR. BLACK, MR. HYDE“
…A PRICELESS GEM Of A FLICK???
YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY, My Peeps!!!
Fo SHO Fo SHO!!!
Are Y’all Ready For A Tagline???
M’Kay…
…Check This One Out:
("A SCREAMIN' DEMON RAGES INSIDE, TURNIN' HIM INTO MR. HYDE... DON'T GIVE HIM NO SASS OR HE'LL KICK YO'ASS!")
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
One Word:
TOTALLYFLIPPIN’PRICELESS!!!
!!! !!! !!!
So…
…Who Are Our Stars???
One Of The Very VERY Best, My Peeps…
BERNIE CASEY
!!!
&
ROSALIND CASH
(Side Note: YES, They Even Misspelled Her Name On The Cover Of The DVD. Talk About Showin' The Lady Some Love.)
!!!
Can Y’all Say…
“BLAXPLOITATION AT IT’S 1970s BEST“
?!?!?
SEE!!!
I Just KNEW Y’all COULD!!!
😉
Sooo…
…What’s The Skinny On…
“DR. BLACK, MR. HYDE“
???
Well…
BERNIE CASEY
…Is…
DR. HENRY PRYDE
…And He’s Working On A Formula…
…With The Help Of His Colleague…
DR. BILLIE WORTH
…Played By…
ROSALIND CASH
…And…
…The Formula Is Supposed To Regenerate Damaged Liver Cells.
BUT…
…The Formula MUST Be Tested On A Human-Being.
Sooo…
DR. PRYDE
…Shoots-HIMSELF-Up With Said Formula…
…And It Turns Him Into…
…A LARGE-ALBINO-KILLER…
…With A Taste For Slaying…
…PROSTITUTES!!!
😀 😀 😀
NO, My Peeps…
…I So SO PROMISE I Am NOT Making This Up!!!
We Are Talkin’…
…PRICELESS CINEMA…
…As ONLY The 1970s Could Provide!!!
(Mmmwahahahahahahahaha)
Trust Me, My Peeps…
…If You’re Looking For Some…
…PURE…
…CHEESE…
…And…
…SCHLOCK…
…With…
…A Side-Order Of…
…CHEEEEEESY-SCHLOCKY-SCHLOCKLESSNESS…
…Then I’d Say…
“DR. BLACK, MR. HYDE“
…Should TOTALLY Be On Your List Of Movies Titled…
“O.M.G. I MUST WATCH THIS FLICK”
.PERIOD.
!!! !!! !!!
Happy Viewings, My Peeps.
😉
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