What’s On Now?! “RENT-A-COP” (1987)

Well, My Peeps…

…How Are We?

Everyone Doin’ As Swell As Possible?

Not Quite?

Maybe?

Hmm.

WELL..

…The Clock Says It’s 6AM…

…Though I Didn’t Go To Bed Until 3AM…

…And Was Wide Awake By Just After 5AM.

😐

So…

…How Am I Coping With It?

Well…

…I’ll Tell You…

…I Decided To Breakout Another Flick That Could Easily Be Dubbed…

"CRAP-TASTIC"

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Which Flick?!

Why Lookie Here…

…It Just Happens To Be…

BURT REYNOLDS

&

LIZA MINNELLI

…In…

RENT-A-COP

(1987)

Now Don’t Fret My Peeps.

I Don’t Plan To Delve Tooo Deeply Into This One.

HOWEVER…

…I Will Say…

…O.M.G…

…Get FREAKY With The Cheese-Whiz!!!

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RENT-A-COP

…Is NOT The Major League Clunker It Has Been Portrayed As.

However…

…It Is NOT The Best Starring Vehicle For…

BURT & LIZA

…And I Freely Admit That.

RENT-A-COP

…Is A B-Movie.

It’s An ACTION DRAMEDY, And Nothing More.

BURT

…Is His Usual Charming Self.

LIZA

…Is Simply Earning A Paycheck.

And The Film Itself Is Simply Fun To Watch…

…IF…

…And That’s A BIG IF…

…IF You’re A Die-Hard Fan Of Either Star.

Now Comes The Admission Portion Of This Bloggin’ing.

Is…

RENT-A-COP

…A Good Movie?

Eh.

Is…

RENT-A-COP

…A Terrible Movie?

Eh, Again.

Is…

RENT-A-COP

…A Perfectly Crap-Tastic Flick That Will Always Make Me Smile?

YEP.

Does This Copy Belong To Me?

Does It Belong In My Collection?

Am I Willing To Watch It Yet Again?

YEP. YEP. YEP.

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So What’Ya Think, My Peeps?

Ready To Give…

RENT-A-COP

…A Go?

I Do Promise It Is NOT The Worst Film Ever Made.

It’s Really Just A Not Very Good Movie That I Sincerely LOVE.

Some Of You Know Of My Love/Lust For All Things…

BURT REYNOLDS

…And Some Of You Think I’m Flippin’ Crazy For Being As Such.

But When Has Public Opinion Ever Swayed ME?!?

EXACTLY, My Peeps.

It Hasn’t.

It Doesn’t.

It Never Has.

It Never Will.

I Dance To The Beat Of My Own Drum…

…Only There’s Like 412 Drums Playing All At Once…

…And I’m Being Pulled In As Many Directions.

Oh Well, Right?!?

RIGHT!!!

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PACINO and DE NIRO -Vs- BURT REYNOLDS: HEAT (1995) -Vs- HEAT (1986)

So, My Peeps…

…Whom Would YOU CHOOSE To Win This Little Proverbial Rumble…

HEAT

(1995)

…Or…

HEAT

(1986)

??? ??? ???

??? ???

???

THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW, DAMMIT!!!

(Read "THE WORLD" as "BRADLEY")

?!?!?!?!?!?

Do You CANNONBALL??? MEEE TOOO!!!

THE CANNONBALL RUN” (1981) Boasts An ALL-STAR Cast, Including… BURT REYNOLDS, ROGER MOORE, FARRAH FAWCETT, DOM DeLUISE, DEAN MARTIN, SAMMY DAVIS Jr., ADRIENNE BARBEAU, JAMIE FARR, TERRY BRADSHAW, JACKIE CHAN, and JACK ELAM!!!

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***

So…

…Is This A GREAT Film?

Um…

…Uh…

…Not Really.

Is This A TOTALLY-FUN Flick AND A Slice Of CHEESY-MOVIE GOLD??

TOTALLY TOTALLY!!!

With A Cast Like This One Sports…

…How Could You POSSIBLY Go WRONG???

Uh…

…Well…

…Uh…

…Nevermind…

…I…

…Just…

…Yeah…

…Nevermind.

Nevermind INDEED.

BUT…

…It IS Fun To Watch…

…And Is VERY EASY To Enjoy…

…Provided You Don’t Mind Having The CheeseΒ Runnin’ ALL OVER YA.

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It’s Campy-Ass FUN FUN FUN, That’s Fo SHO!!!

One Of Those Little Gems That Has Yet To Fail When I Sincerely NEEDED A Good Giggle.

And YES…

…I AM SURE…

…The BEST PART Of The Whole Flick…

…Is…

…Those ENDING-CREDIT-BLOOPERS!!!

That AND Those AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS CARS!!!

BURT REYNOLDS

…And…

DOM DeLUISE

…Are…

…A WONDERFUL COMEDIC COMBO.

.PERIOD.

So Are…

DEAN MARTIN

…And…

SAMMY DAVIS Jr.

…Fo SHO, My Peeps.

My FAVORITE CHARACTER In The Flick…

…However…

…Is…

DR. NIKOLAS VAN HELSING

…Played By A TRUE-CLASSIC Himself…

JACK ELAM

!!!

And…

ROGER MOORE

…Hams-It-Up…

…Spoofing His OWN PERFORMANCES Of JAMES BOND!!!

Got Just-Over 90-MINUTES To Spare???

GREAT!!!

THE CANNONBALL RUN

…Is Waitin’ For Ya!!!

!!! !!! !!!

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Your Wait Is OVER, My Peeps: “12-IN-’12: The BURT REYNOLDS Edition”

I Know, Kids.

It’s Been A long Long LONG Time Comin’…

…And I Know You Knew I Couldn’t Hold-Out Forever.

Some Of You Have Been Expecting This Bloggin’ing…

…From DAY-ONE.

I Know.

I Know.

And…

…Ya Know…

…I Didn’t Really Wanna “Lead-Off” With…

…THE Man Himself.

I Wanted To Let The Blog Simmer A Touch.

Ya Know???

Sure Ya Do.

And I Knew That Y’all Likely Knew It Was Comin’.

Only Question Was…

…WHEN?!?!

Ya Know???

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Ladies & Gentleman & Invited-Transgenders…

“You Jivin’ Me, Turkey?”

…Now Brings You…

Bradley Alan’s

“TOP 12 BURT REYNOLDS CLASSICS Of ALL-TIME”

!!! !!! !!!

#12

“THE END”

THE END (1978)

#11

“STARTING OVER”

"STARTING OVER" (1979)

#10

“BOOGIE NIGHTS”

"BOOGIE NIGHTS" (1997)

#9

“THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS”

"THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS" (1982)

#8

“WHITE LIGHTNING”

"WHITE LIGHTNING" (1973)

#7

“PUPS”

"PUPS" (1999)

#6

“THE LONGEST YARD”

"THE LONGEST YARD" (1974)

#5

“SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT”

"SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT" (1977)

#4

“DELIVERANCE”

"DELIVERANCE" (1972)

#3

“HUSTLE”

"HUSTLE" (1975)

#2

“STICK”

"STICK" (1985)

And Finally…

Bradley Alan’s

#1

“BURT REYNOLDS CLASSIC Of ALL-TIME”

…Is…

SHARKY'S MACHINE (1981)

BURT is SHARKY...

...And NOBODY Leans On SHARKY'S MACHINE!!!

WOOT!!!

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