Action Sequel Double-Shot: “THE EXPENDABLES 2” and “THE DARK KNIGHT RISES” (2012)

Last Night, I Double-Dosed Myself On A Pair Of Action Sequels…

THE EXPENDABLES 2

(2012)

The_Expendables_2_poster (via Wikipedia)

…And…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

(2012)

Dark_knight_rises_poster (via Wikipedia)

πŸ˜€Β Β Β Β Β Β  πŸ˜€

I Can EASILY Say This…

I Liked Both Flicks MORE Than Their Preceding Flicks, Fo SHO!

πŸ˜‰

In Regard To…

THE EXPENDABLES 2

…It Was One Of The MOST FUN Hardcore Action Cheese-Fests I’ve Ever Experienced.

Period.

I Had A Total BLAST Giving It A Go!

Almost All Of My Classic Faves Were Present!

SYLVESTER STALLONE

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

BRUCE WILLIS

CHUCK NORRIS

DOLPH LUNDGREN

…And…

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

πŸ˜€

WOOT!!!

Yeah.

It Was Fun, Fo Flippiddy-Flippin’ SHO!!!

And As For…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…I Can Tell You Was BETTER Than…

THE DARK KNIGHT

…Though, Sadly, That’s Not Saying Too Much.

I Didn’t Like…

THE DARK KNIGHT

…And Felt That…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…Was Fun, But Horribly OVER-LONG.

I Was Gearing-Up For A Big Finish…

…Only To Realize There Was Still An HOUR Left In It.

Sheesh.

BUT…

…It Was Pretty Entertaining.

I Liked It.

That’s About All I Did, Though.

I Haven’t Been Much Of A Fan Of This Batman Trilogy.

I Wanted To Be.

I Still Want To Be.

I’m Just, Ya Know, Kinda Not.

Oh Well.

Shit Happens.

My Bad.

ANYWAY.

You Know I Hate Spoilers, So I Won’t Delve Too Deeply Within These Two Flicks.

All I’ll Say Is The Same Thing I’ve Already Said…

…BOTH Were BETTER Than The Flicks That Preceded Them.

What More Could You Ask Of Me?!

What?!?

THE EXPENDABLES 2

…Was FUN.

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…Was FUN.

So, I Suppose Complaining Would Only Be Done In The Event Of An Argument.

Otherwise…

…Nah…

…I Won’t Complain.

I’ll Likely End-Up Owning Them Both.

Well…

…Okay…

…Perhaps I Won’t…

…But I’ll Buy Them For Someone Whom Has No Issues With Letting Me Borrow Them.

That Way I Don’t Feel Scummy Or Dirty.

I’ll Just Need Them Once A Year Or So.

That’s What I’m Banking-On, Anyway.

Sound Like A Plan To You?!

GREAT!!

It Does To Me, ALSO.

πŸ˜‰

πŸ˜€Β Β Β Β Β Β  πŸ˜€

In Honor Of The Recently Deceased RICHARD DAWSON…

…I’m Kicking It Back And Enjoying His FINEST WORK EVER…

…1987’s ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Classic…

THE RUNNING MAN

…In Which…

RICHARD DAWSON

…Portrays…

“DAMON KILLIAN”

…The Evil CREATOR And HOST Of TV’s Most Popular Game-Show…

THE RUNNING MAN

!!! !!! !!!

The Film Is…

…BY FAR…

…One Of The Very Best Popcorn-Action-Flicks Of The 1980s.

.PERIOD.

And The Lynch-Pin To The Whole Flick…

…Is…

…YEP…

RICHARD DAWSON

!!! !!! !!!

Without MR. DAWSON, The Flick Honestly WOULDN’T WORK.

He’s The Bread & Butter Here.

Any Action Star Could Have Handled AHHHNOLD’s Part…

…But NO ONE Could Have Taken On The Role Of…

“DAMON KILLIAN”

…Like…

RICHARD DAWSON

.PERIOD PERIOD.

I Love This Flick.

It’s One Of My Fave Fave Favorites.

And I’m Already A Touch Misty Over It.

MR. DAWSON Will Surely Be Missed By ALL Whom Enjoy This Flick…

…And I’m Proud To Own This Very SPECIAL EDITION!!!

If You’re A Fan Of 1980s Cinema…

…Then This Is One That SHOULD SHOULD SHOULD Be In Your Collection, FO SHO!!!

If You’ve Seen It Before…

…I’m Sure You Already Understand Where I’m Coming From.

If You’ve NOT Seen It Before…

…WTF?!?

GET WIT IT, My Peeps!!!

GIT WIT IT, Indeed!!!

πŸ˜‰

How Did I Begin MY Day? With Some SCHWARZENEGGER and BELUSHI, Of COURSE!!!

How Long Has It Been Since Y’all Have Seen THIS FLICK?!?

||

||

||

\\//

\/

"RED HEAT" (1988)

πŸ˜€

Forever AND A Day, Eh?!?

MEEEEEEE TOOOOOOO, My Peeps!!!

MEEEEEEE TOOOOOOO, INDEED!!!!!!!

*** *** *** *** ***

(TAGLINE: "Moscow's Toughest Detective. Chicago's Craziest Cop. There's Only One Thing Worse Than Making Them Mad. Making Them Partners.")

*** *** *** *** ***

RED HEAT

…Was A Summertime Blockbuster-Type Release…

…In Late-Great-1988.

It Was Directed By…

WALTER HILL

…Whom You Know From Other “BUDDY-Style” Flicks Like…

HARD TIMES

…And…

48HRS

…And…

ANOTHER 48HRS

…Just To Name A Few.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

…Is A Russian Detective…

…Sent To The U.S. Of. A. To Bring Back A Fugitive Drug-Dealer/Smuggler With Him.

JAMES BELUSHI

…Is A Wild Chicago Cop…

…Who Doesn’t Take Too Kindly To Being Forced Into Babysitting The Russians.

BUT…

…When Things Get Screwed-Up…

…And The Fugitive Is On The Run…

…The Two Policemen…

(SCHWARZENEGGER and BELUSHI)

…Must Join Forces To Nab The Criminal Before He’s Able To Kill Other Folks AND Make His Escape.

So You’ve Got A Combo Of…

“BUDDY-TYPE COMEDY”

…And…

“DRAMA”

…And…

“HARDCORE BLOODY ACTION”

…That All Add-Up To…

…FUN…

…FUN…

…FUN!!!

*** *** *** *** ***

Like I Said, My Peeps…

…It Had Been A Long, Long Time…

…Since I’d Actually Taken The Time To Kick-It-Back A Bit…

…And Give This Flick My Full Attention.

And…

…As It Were…

…I Found The Flick…

RED HEAT

…Much More Enjoyable NOW Than I Did A Decade Ago.

It Really IS A FUN FLICK, Fo SHO!

If There’s Anything I Can Easily Tell Y’all…

…It’s That They DON’T Make Movies Like This One Any More.

I Mean…

…They Do TRY, I Suppose.

And Trying IS A Good Thing.

Sure Sure.

But TRYING Does NOT Equal SUCCEEDING…

…At Least NOT Every Time.

SOOO…

…If You’re Chillin’ A Bit…

…And You Can’t Find Anything On Worth While…

…Why Not Dial-Up A Flick Like…

RED HEAT

!!! !!!

It’s FUN.

It’s EXCITING.

It’s A Window Upon The Soul That WAS The Cold War 1980s.

And It’s A Flick You MAY Enjoy.

Could You Really Ask For More???

Well…

…You COULD…

…But You’re Just Setting Yourself Up For Potential Failure.

At Least With…

RED HEAT

…You KNOW What You’re Getting!!!

πŸ˜‰

Right???

RIGHT!!!

πŸ˜€

WHAT’s ON NOW?!?! “RAW DEAL” (1986)

"RAW DEAL" (1986) Starring "Mr. '80s Action" Himself, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!!!

RAW DEAL

IS

One Of My FAVES Of FAVES, Fo SHO, My Peeps!!!

An Interesting Story…

…Plenty Of AHHNOLD…

…Plenty PLENTY Of ACTION!!!

In Other-Words…

THE PERFECT ’80s POPCORN FLICK

…Fo FLIPPIN’ SHO!!!

I Hadn’t Watched It In Forever…

…So I Figured…

“WHY NOT, I’VE GOT THE TIME TO SPARE!”

Anyway, Kids…

…Time To Get Back To My Flick!

Pester Y’all Later!!!

πŸ˜€