"THE STUFF" Was Written AND Directed By LARRY COHEN, and Stars MICHAEL MORIARTY, ANDREA MARCOVICCI, GARRETT MORRIS, and PAUL SORVINO!!!
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What Can I Say About…
“THE STUFF“
…That Hasn’t Been Said So So SO MANY Times Before???
Hmm.
Good Question.
My Answer?
Uh.
Hmm.
Uh.
IT TASTES GREAT!!! … ???
Maybe???
Maybe’ish??? ???
Well…
…It SUPPOSEDLY Tastes Great.
In Fact…
…If I Didn’t Already Know It Would EAT ME ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE…
…I’d Likely Give It A Go.
Perhaps Even TWO Go’s.
It’s Supposed To Be BETTER Than Whipped-Cream, My Peeps!!!
How Could You NOT Wanna TRY IT?!?!?!
EXACTLY!!!
You DO Wanna TRY IT!!!
Well…
…Okay…
…You DID Wanna TRY IT…
…Until You Found Out It Was Hollowing You Out…
…And Turning You Into A Crazy-Ass Zombie’ish Like Thingy-Thing!!!
(SIDE NOTE: YES, My Peeps, "Thingy-Thing" Is A Technical Term.)
Anyway…
…I LOVE…
“THE STUFF“
!!!
It’s A True Classic Of 80’s CHEEEEEZZZZY-HORROR-GOODNESS!!!
Trust Me…
…Seeing It Just ONCE Is NEVER ENOUGH!!!
😉
If You’ve Already Seen It…
…Then You KNOW It Is PURE-MOVIE-GOLD!!!
If You’ve NOT Already Seen It…
…WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!?!
SEE IT ALREADY!!!
Sheesh.
😉
😀
“ARE YOU EATING IT…OR IS IT EATING YOU?“
"You Jivin' Me, Turkey?" 