“…Forces Of Evil On A Bozo Nightmare… Ban All The Music With A Phony Gas Chamber…” — BECK (“Loser” (1994))

BECK's 1994 Album "MELLOW GOLD"

…’Cause One’s Got A Weasel…

…And The Other’s Got A Flag…

…One’s On The Pole…

…Shove The Other In A Bag…

…With The Rerun Shows…

…And The Cocaine Nose-Job…

…The Daytime Crap Of The Folksinger Slob…

…He Hung Himself With A Guitar String…

…A Slab Of Turkey-Neck…

…And It’s Hangin’ From A Pigeon Wing…

…You Can’t Write If You Can’t Relate…

…Trade The Cash For The Beef For The Body For The Hate…

…And My Time Is A Piece Of Wax…

…Fallin’ On A Termite…

…That’s Chokin’ On The Splinters…

…Soy Un Perdedor…

I’M A LOSER BABY

SO WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME. …

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Don’t Ask Me Why I Decided To Post THIS SONG…

…At THIS TIME…

…As I Sincerely Haven’t The Foggiest.

It’s Been Playing On Repeat In My Brain…

…Over…

…And…

…Over…

…AND…

…OVER AGAIN…

…And I Don’t Know Exactly WHY!?!?!

I Mean, Yeah, I DO Love…

BECK

…And Have Been A Fan Since The Tender Age Of 14-Years.

But That Still Doesn’t Really Explain WHY This Particular Song…

LOSER

…Won’t Get The Hell OFF MY MIND.

Once…

…Twice…

…Twenty Times…

…That’s Acceptable.

But I’ve Been Humming It To Myself For Over FOUR (4) HOURS…

…Even When Listening To Music That IS NOT…

BECK

…Nor His Song…

LOSER

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Perhaps I’m Mentally Stuck In A Reverse-Time-Warp???

DAMNED PHASE-INDUCERS, AGAIN!!!

Engineering MUST Get Those Damned Things FIXED!!!

SHEESH, My Peeps!!!

SHEESH INDEED!!!

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“…Alright Stop What’Ya Doin’… ‘Cause I’m About To Ruin… The Image And The Style That’Ya Used To…” — DIGITAL UNDERGROUND (“The Humpty Dance” (1990))

“…I Look Funny…

…But Yo…

…I’m Makin’ Money, See…

…So Yo World…

…I Hope Ya Ready For Me…

…Now Gather ‘Round…

…I’m The New Fool In Town…

…And My Sound’s Laid Down By The Underground…”

“…I’ll Drink-Up All The Hennessy Ya Got On’Ya Shelf…

…So Just Let Me Introduce Myself…

…My Name Is Humpty…

…Pronounced With A “Umpty”…

…Yo Ladies…

…Oh How I’d Like To Funk Thee…

…And All The Rappers In The Top Ten…

…Please Allow Me To Bump Thee…

…I’m Steppin’ Tall, Y’all…

…And Just Like Humpty Dumpty…

…Ya Gonna Fall When The Stereos Pump Me…

…I Like To Rhyme…

…I Like My Beats Funky…

…I’m Spunky…

…I Like My Oatmeal Lumpy…

…I’m Sick With This…

…Straight Gangsta Mack…

…But Sometimes I Get Rediculous…

…I’ll Eat Up All’Ya Crackas And’Ya Licorice…

…Hey, Yo, Fat Girl…

…C’mere Are’Ya Ticklish?…

…Yeah, I Called’Ya Fat…

…Look At Me, I’m Skinny…

…It Never Stopped Me From Gettin’ Busy…

…I’m A Freak…

…I Like The Girls With The Boom…

…I Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom…

…I’m Crazy…

…Allow Me To Amaze Thee…

…They Say I’m Ugly…

…But It Just Don’t Faze Me…

…I’m Still Gettin’ Into Girls Pants…

…And I Even Got My Own Dance…”

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Β THE HUMPTY DANCE IS YOURΒ CHANCE TO DO THE HUMP!”

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"THE HUMPTY DANCE" From DIGITAL UNDERGROUND's "SEX PACKETS" Album (1990)

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To Y’all, My Peeps…

…Please Have A GREAT FRIDAY…

…And An EVEN GREATER WEEKEND!!!

Hope This Little Bloggin’ing Made You Smile!

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That Was The Point Of It, Anyway.

If You DIDN’T Smile?

Hmm.

Then You’re A “TOUGH ROOM” As They’d Say.

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