“…The Joyous, Beautiful, Universal Evergreen Of Life.”
—ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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“He Has The Right To Criticize Who Has The Heart To Help.” –ABRAHAM LINCOLN
“A Thousand Pretenses For Not Getting Along Are All Nonsense…”
“What Is Conservatism?…”
(Not So) Random (Blu-ray) Movie Mention: “ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER” (2012)
Alright…
…So I Did Get ’round To Watching (On The Blu-ray)…
“ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER“
…And…
…Well…
…What Can I Say?!
Hmm.
Well…
…Honestly…
…I Had Fun.
Perhaps Even MORE Fun Than I Rightly Should Have.
Was It A Good Film?
Nah.
Not Really.
Was It A Sufficiently Sufficient “B-Movie”/Action/Horror/Schlock Flick?
Yeah.
Actually, It Was.
🙂
Is It Gonna Win An “Oscar”?
Nah.
Not At All.
Is It Gonna Get A Couple “Razzie” Noms?
Yeah.
Actually, It (likely) Will.
🙂
Do I Appear To Give A Rat’s Ass Either Way?
Nah.
Not Really.
Does That In Any Way Take Away From The Cheesy Pleasure I Received From Checking-It-Out?
NOT. AT. ALL.
Period.
😀
It Is Was It Is…
…It Is What It Was…
…It Is What It’ll Always Be…
…Cheese-Tastic.
Is That EXACTLY What I Expected It To Be?
Yep.
TOTALLY!
😀
What?!
Oh, Like You Really Had High Hopes!!
You KNOW You Didn’t.
You KNEW What It Was Going To Be.
And It Was EXACTLY That.
Cheese-Tastic.
Period.
I’ve Seen Worse Flicks, Fo SHO, My Peeps.
I Loved RUFUS SEWELL As The Big Baddie Vamp “Adam”…
…So That’s Nifty.
Mr. SEWELL Has Always Been A Personal Fave Of Mine.
A Very VERY Underrated Actor, To Say The Least.
He Helps The Flick Succeed Much More-So Than It Would Have Otherwise.
Or So I Believe.
THE BOTTOM LINE:
“ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER“
…Is…
…Was…
…Always Will Be…
…BETTER…
…Than A Poke-In-The-Eye…
…With A Sharp-Stick…
…In A K-Mart Parking-Lot.
That’s Good Enough, Right?!
Riiight.
Good Enough, Indeed.
😉 😀 🙂