The Song Making Me Smile Right This Minute??? “PARALYZER” by FINGER ELEVEN (2007)!!!

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I Hold On So Nervously

To Me And My Drink

I Wish It Was Cooling Me. …”

“…But, So Far Has Not Been Good

Its Been Shitty

And, I Feel Awkward As I Should. …”

“…This Club Has Got To Be

The Most Pretentious Thing

Since I Thought You And Me. …”

“…Well, I Am Imagining

A Dark Lit Place

Or, Your Place

Or, My Place. …”

“…Well, Im Not Paralyzed

But, I Seem To Be Struck By You

I Want To Make You Move

Because, Youre Standing Still

If Your Body Matches What Your Eyes Can Do

Youll Probably Move Right Through Me On My Way To You! …”

Fingereleventhemvs.youvs.me (via Wikipedia)

PARALYZER Is Off Of FINGER ELEVENs 2007 Album THEM Vs YOU Vs ME!!!

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So…

…Why Is This Song…

PARALYZER

by FINGER ELEVEN

…Making Me Smile So Much, This Morning???

Welllll…

…I Was Invited To Go Out, Last Night.

I Was Invited To Go Out, To Meet-Up At The Local Dance-Club/Bar Place Thingy To Have A Few Drinks, And To Mingle With The Crowd.

Sadly, That’s Why I Had To Turn Down The Offer.

I Wanted To Go Out.

I Really Did.

In Fact, I’ll Admit I Really REALLY Wanted To Go.

So Much So, In Fact, I Originally Said I WOULD Go.

But, Then I Started Thinking About The Large Crowd And That Meager Club.

And, Well, I Slowly Started To FREAK-OUT.

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I Simply Can’t Handle It, Anymore.

I Mean, I Can Handle Cramped Spaces.

That’s Not My Issue.

As I’ve Told You Before, I Once Spent Three (3) Days In Solitary Confinement During My Navy Days.

So, No, It’s Not The Small Spaces I Can’t Handle.

It’s The Large Amount Of People In The Close-Quarters That I Can’t Handle.

The Last Time I Was Inside That Club, I Had A Panic-Attack.

There Were Just So Many People.

I Felt Like I, Literally, Could Not Breathe.

I Ended-Up Tearing-Ass Out Of That Place So Fast It Was Frightening.

I’ve Never Been Back Inside That Club.

Not Once.

So…

Why Am I Smiling?!?

I’m Smiling, Because The Guy In The Song Could EASILY Be ME.

He’s Having A Shitty Time.

He Doesn’t Really Want To Be There.

He Feels Awkward.

Later On In The Song, He Says…

“…I Hold Out For One More Drink

Before I Think

Im Looking Too Desperately. …”

Let Me Just Say Right Now, I Know EXACTLY How He Feels.

This Song Makes Me Smile So Much, Because I Can Totally Put Myself In His Place AND I Can Totally Understand Where He’s Coming From.

I’ll Also Admit I’m A Touch Disappointed In Myself For NOT Going Out To Spend Time With My Friend.

I Had The Chance To Show Him He’s More Important Than My Personal Issues…

…And, I Totally Blew That One Out My Ass.

I Know He Won’t Hold It Against Me, As He Already Knows My Feelings Toward The Bar Scene.

But, I Also Know He’s (probably) A Little Disappointed In Me.

That’s Totally MY BAD, My Peeps, I Know.

BUT, I’m Pretty Damned Decent At Making-Up For My Disappointments.

What Can I Say, I’ve Had A LOT Of Practice In That Field.

And, As A Final Admission, I’ll Tell You That My Friend Is VERY Attractive.

STRIKINGLY Attractive…

…Just Like The Other Person Being Talked About In The Song.

Strikingly Attractive People

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Alcohol

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Bradley

???

Nah.

That NEVER Works-Out Tooo Well.

So Many Reasons To Stay Home…

…Just Like The Guy In The Song Wanted To Do…

…And, Therefore, So Many Reasons To Be Smiling About This Song…

FINGER ELEVENs

PARALYZER

…This Morning.

I Think I’ll Just Settle For A Lunch Date.

Somewhere Uncrowded.

Somewhere Quite.

Somewhere I Can Have An Actual Conversation With The Other Person WITHOUT The Shitty Dance-Club-Soundtrack In The Background.

Sound Better To You???

GREAT!!!

Sounds Better To ME, Also!!!

So... Are YOU Jivin Me -questionmark-

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Random (Halloween’ish) Movie Mention: “1408” (2007)

Based On The Story By…

…Oh Yeah…

STEPHEN KING

…This Flick…

1408

…Is An Utter Delight For Fans Of The Horror/Suspense/Thriller Genera.

It Stars…

JOHN CUSACK

…And…

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

…And Was Directed By…

MIKAEL HAFSTRร–M

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1408

…Is Actually A Lot More Fun Than A Load Of The Critics Would Have Led You To Believe.

JOHN CUSACK

…Is Solid As Author “MIKE ENSLIN”…

…Who Writes Books About Supernatural, Spooky Things/People/Places.

CUSACK‘s Performance Is Honestly Noteworthy.

Like I Said…

…This Flick Is Fun.

It’s Spooky.

It Has Its Share Of Thrills And Chills.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

…Does Justice To His Part As The Hotel Manager.

You See, Kiddies…

…FIFTY-SIX (56) Deaths Have Occurred In Room “1408” Of The DOLPHIN HOTEL…

…And Ole SAMUEL L. Does His Best To Sway CUSACK From Staying In Said Room.

But It Just Wouldn’t Be A Flick If He Listened To Him, Now Would It?!

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No One Has Ever Survived More Than An Hour In Room “1408“…

…But CUSACK Is Going To Do His Damnedest To Try And Survive The Night.

What He Discovers In The Room…

…However…

…Is An Evil Beyond Measure!

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Wanna Know More, Kiddies?!

THEN WATCH THE FLICK!!!

And…

…As JOHN CUSACK Says Multiple Times During This One…

STAY SCARED!!!

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MMMUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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(Not So) Random Movie Mention: DOUBLE SHOT Edition: WHITE NOISE (2005) and WHITE NOISE 2 (2007)

Okie Dokie, Honestly, I Originally Saw The 1ST "WHITE NOISE" For One Reason... ...I Love MICHAEL KEATON. Period.

…Then…

I Honestly Saw "WHITE NOISE 2" For TWO Reasons... ...I Love Love Love NATHAN FILLION, and I Sincerely Wanted To See HOW They'd Follow-Up The 1ST "WHITE NOISE" Flick. Period Period.

What’s The Skinny???

Well…

…I DID Enjoy…

WHITE NOISE

…I Really DID.

HOWEVER…

…I Sincerely Felt…

WHITE NOISE 2

…Was…

…VASTLY SUPERIOR…

…To…

WHITE NOISE

…Big Ole…

PERIOD.

I’d Try To Explain It All…

…But Everyone Has To Have Their OWN Reasons…

…In Regard To Loving OR Hating Something.

At Least…

…They SHOULD.

PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD.

Have You Ever Seen EITHER Of Them???

For Most Of You…

…The Answer Is…

…NO.

SHOULD YOU SEE EITHER OF THEM???

Hmm…

…Well…

…I’m Gonna Go With…

…YES.

Start With…

WHITE NOISE

…And…

…If You Like It Even SLIGHTLY…

…Move On To…

WHITE NOISE 2

…As I Think You’ll Like It SLIGHTLY MORE-SO.

As I Said Before…

…I Love MICHAEL KEATON

…But…

…I Love Love Love NATHAN FILLION.

Is "WHITE NOISE 2" Really BETTER Than "WHITE NOISE"??? In My Opinion, YES. Are They BOTH Fun To Watch??? In My Opinion, YES YES. Should You At Least Give BOTH Flicks The Ole College Try??? In My Opinion, YES YES YES!!!

“Some Sunny Day, Baby… When Everything Seems OK, Baby… You’ll Wake-Up And Find That You’re Alone…” — ROBERT PLANT and ALISON KRAUSS

“…’Cause I’ll Be Gone…

…Gone Gone Gone…

…Really Gone…

…Gone Gone Gone…

…’Cause You Done Me Wrong. …”

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"GONE GONE GONE (Done Moved On)" Off The Album "RAISING SAND" (2007) From ROBERT PLANT and ALISON KRAUSS.

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“…And Everyone That You Meet , Baby…

…As You Walk Down The Street, Baby…

…Will Ask You Why You’re Walking All Alone…

…Why You’re On Your Own…

…Just Say I’m Gone…

…Gone Gone Gone…

…Gone Gone Gone…

…’Cause You Done Me Wrong. …”

… … …

A True-Blue Melding Of ROBERT PLANT‘s Rocker Background & Style…

…With ALISON KRAUSS‘ More Folk & Bluegrass Stylings…

…Making A Truly Unique Sound.

Alright, I TOTALLY ADMIT This…

…Some Of The Songs Are Even TOOOOO MELLOW For ME.

However…

…That Doesn’t Really Take Away From The Fact That…

“RAISING SAND”

…Is Exceptionally Unique In Style AND Sound…

…And I Can (at the least) Recommend It To Anyone Who’s Truly In The Mood For Something A Little DIFFERENT.

Trust Me, My Peeps…

…This Album EXUDES The Term “DIFFERENT”…

…And Even Relishes In It.

That Alone Is (at the least) Worth A Quick LISTEN…

…Right???

Well I Think So.

You Either Do OR You Don’t.

I’m Just The Messenger.

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