Random (Halloween’ish) Movie Mention: “TALES FROM THE CRYPT Presents: DEMON KNIGHT” (1994)

TALES FROM THE CRYPT

…Was/Is An All-Time Favorite Television Series Of Mine.

If You Don’t Know, It Used To Air New/Original Episodes On The HBO Network.

So When I’d Heard They Were Releasing A Big-Screen Adventure, I Was VERY Ready To Give It A Go.

I Was 14-Years-Old.

I’d Been A Huge Fan Of All Things Horror For About…

…Oh…

…Maybe Seven (7) Years, At That Point.

I’d Been Watching Horror (In Secret) For So Long By 1994…

…I Sincerely Can’t Be Sure How Long It Had Been Going On.

I Was Addicted To A Programing Setup Called…

USA: UP-ALL-NIGHT

…On The USA Network.

Anyone Remember That Stuff?

Anyone?!

(*counts hands*)

COOL!

More Of Y’all Than I’d Expected!!

That’s GREAT!!!

Okay, YES…

…The USA Network Was AWESOME Back-In-The-Day.

Ms. RHONDA Used To Host It…

…And They Would Feature All-Sorts Of Horror Flicks.

Yeah, They Were Edited For Some Of The Most Extreme Content…

…But They Still Showed A Lot Of Stuff One Might Not Have Expected.

I Saw The “FRIDAY THE 13TH” Flicks For The First Time Thanks To The USA Network!

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ANYWAY…

…Sorry Was Drifting From The Point…

…But YES…

…I’ve Been A Horror/Thriller Geeky-Fanboy For A Very VERY Long Time.

OKAY…

…So In 1994, The Film…

TALES FROM THE CRYPT Presents: DEMON KNIGHT

…Was Released!!!

It Stars…

BILLY ZANE

WILLIAM SADLER

JADA PINKETT-SMITH

CCH POUNDER

THOMAS HADEN CHURCH

…And An Assorted Selection Of “D-LIST” Celebrities.

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The Gist Of The Flick Is…

…There’s A Strange Drifter Named “BRAYKER” (WILLIAM SADLER), And He’s On The Run.

He’s Attempting To Evade “THE COLLECTOR” (BILLY ZANE).

So…

…”BRAYKER” Finds His Way To A Run-Down Boarding-House To Hold-Up And Catch His Breath.

This Said Boarding-House Is Inhabited By An Odd Motley-Misha-Mash Of Other Really Strange People.

“BRAYKER” Knows He Can’t Run Forever, And “THE COLLECTOR” Eventually Makes His Way To This Boarding-House.

You See…

…”BRAYKER” Is In Possession Of A Key.

It’s The Last Of SEVEN (7) Keys.

The Said SEVEN (7) Keys Are Religious Artifacts That Protect Humanity From The Forces Of EVIL!

And Now You Know What “THE COLLECTOR” Is Truly After.

It’s Not “BRAYKER” He Really Wants…

…It’s The KEY!

When The Forces Of GOOD And EVIL Collide Here In Our Boarding-House…

…WHOA…

…We’re Talking PRIMO-HORROR-DELIGHT!!!

So What’s Gonna Happen?!

?!?!?

Now You Kids Know Good-And-Hell-Well I’m Not Gonna Tell You!!

It Would SPOIL THE FUN, And I Simply HATE Spoilers!!

If You’re Curious…

…Why Don’t You Just Check-It-Out!!!

Go Ahead, I’ll Wait Right Here.

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YES, My Peeps…

…I’m Not Joking When I Say This…

…I Truly Truly DO Enjoy Watching This Flick.

Period.

The Peeps At “TALES FROM THE CRYPT” Sure Did Make It A Damn Fun Flick, Fo SHO!!!

This Flick Also Has A KILLER Of A Soundtrack, Featuring Songs From…

PANTERA

MEGADETH

ROLLINS BAND

MINISTRY

…And MORE!!!

Is This One I’d Recommend To Y’all?!

Well…

…If You Have A Stout Stomach…

…Then YES!!

(*teehehehe*)

It’s Pretty Damned Cool, Actually.

It Has A Nifty Melding Of HORROR And DARK-COMEDY That Could Potentially Delight You.

I Know It Did So For Me!

So Give This One A GO, Kiddies!

I Think You’ll Have Fun!

I Know I Did!

I Know Everyone I’ve Discussed This Flick With Did.

So The Odds Are In YOUR Favor!!!

How Often Does THAT Happen, My Peeps?!

EXACTLY!!

No Bloody Often Enough!!

I Do Hope You Enjoy This Little…

DEADTIME STORY

…As The “CRYPT KEEPER” Would Say!!!

(*MMMUHAHAHAHAHAHA!*)

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A Song (For FRIDAY) To Make ANYONE Smile: “GIRLS & BOYS” by BLUR (1994)

Streets Like A Jungle

So Call The Police

Following The Herd

Down To Greece

On Holiday

Love In The ’90s

Is Paranoid

On Sunny Beaches

Take Your Chances…”

The Single Album Release OfGIRLS & BOYSBy The Brit-Pop-Band BLUR !!!

“…Looking For

Girls Who Want Boys

Who Like Boys To Be Girls

Who Do Boys Like They’re Girls

Who Do Girls Like They’re Boys

Always Should Be Someone You Really Love. …”

GIRLS & BOYSIs Off Ofย  BLURs1994 AlbumPARKLIFE !!!

… … … … …

… … …

So, My Peeps…

…DID IT WORK?!

Are Y’all SMILING?!

???

?????

GREAT!!!

MEEE TOOO!!!

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When In Need Of A Quick, Musically Prompted Smile…

…One Can Always Turn To Some Fun Tunage From…

BLUR

!!! !!!

I First Started Listening To BLUR While In High-School…

…And This Song…

GIRLS & BOYS

…Was The BLUR Jam That Popped My Proverbial “BLURCherry“!!!

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What?!

It Was!!

FER REALZ, My Peeps!!!

FER REALZ, Indeed!!!

Don’t Believe Me?!

ASK MY PARENTS!!

I Don’t Know Which Of The Two Of Them Began To HATE This Song More…

…My Mother…

…Or…

…My Father.

Let’s Just Say They BOTH Grew To Hate It.

What Can I Say, I Played It A LOT.

Like…

…A LOT A LOT.

In Fact…

…The ONLY Song They Grew To Hate MORE Than This One Was…

MANDY

by BARRY MANILOW

!!!

(*hahahahahahaha*)

Yeah…

…I Know, My Peeps.

Trust Me…

…I Know.

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I Still Swear I Had No Freakin’ Clue About The Whole “Gay” Thing.

However…

…Hindsight Being 20/20 And All…

…I Really REALLY Should Have Known Something Was Up When I Started Listening To BARRY MANILOW Music AND Enjoying It!

Sheesh.

What Can I Say, My Peeps…

…I Don’t Take Hints Very Well.

My Bad.

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ANYWAY…

…Moving On, Moving On…

…It’s FRIDAY Again, Kiddies!

That’s A Great Thing, Fo SHO!

I’m VERY SURE The Bulk Of You Would Agree With That Sentiment.

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Honestly…

…There’s Not Much Music Out There That Can Bring A Smile To The Face Like A Quirky, Perky Little Number From…

BLUR

…And That’s The Truth!

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GIRLS & BOYS

…Is EASILY The One BLUR Jam I’ve Listened To The Most Times.

And While Their Little Tune…

COFFEE & TV

…Is My Fave-Fave-Favorite…

…I Still Get A Case Of The Grins And Smiles When I Pop-On…

GIRLS & BOYS

Period.

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See!

I Simply CANNOT Help Myself!

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Look!

There I Go AGAIN!

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AHHH!

And ANOTHER!!!

Sheesh, My Peeps.

I’m Gonna Be All Smiled Out Come 6AM!

(*hehehehehehehe*)

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Alright, Kids…

…I’m Gonna Leave You Be For Now.

I Do Hope This Little Bloggin’ing Entry Did Indeed Make Y’all Smile.

I Know It Did ME.

And I’m Generally My Harshest Critic.

The Power Of…

BLUR

…Strikes AGAIN!!!

(*MMMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*)

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Try To Enjoy Your Day, My Peeps.

I’ll Be Right Here If You Need Me…

Fo Flippidy Flippin’ SHO!!!

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(Not So) Random (Blu-ray) Movie Mention: “Mary Shelley’s FRANKENSTEIN” (1994)

So, Yeah, Kiddies…

…The Title Of This Piece Really Says It All.

Today, I’m Going To Talk About A Flick…

…That’s A Personal Favorite.

By A Show Of Hands…

…How Many Of Y’all Have Seen..

MARY SHELLEY‘s

FRANKENSTEIN

(1994)

…Featuring…

KENNETH BRANAGH

(As "VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN" AND As The Director/Producer Of The Flick)

&

ROBERT De NIRO

(As "THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER" aka "THE CREATURE")

??? ??? ???

Okay…

…Well…

…Not Many Of Y’all…

…But More Of Y’all Than I Expected.

So I’ll Take That As A Good Thing.

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KENNETH BRANAGH

…Does A Truly Wonderful Directing Job On This One.

The Story Is Much Truer To The Original “FRANKENSTEIN” Works…

…And This Version Is NOT For Theย Squeamish.

BRANAGH Totally Goes For Our Jugular In His Adaptation Of The Classic Story.

Blood.

Guts.

Sweat.

Tears.

More Blood And Guts.

Etc.

Etc.

KENNETH BRANAGH

…Likes To Keep This One Rolling…

…Hardly Giving The Audience A Chance To Breathe Before Something Else Crazy Happens That Leaves Us Allย Aghast!

But The Crown Jewel Of This Film…

…IS…

ROBERT De NIRO

…As…

THE CREATURE

.Period.

He’s Hideous.

He’s Mean.

He’s Tough.

And He’s Lonely.

Trust Me, My Peeps…

…It’s A Lethal Combination.

Eventually…

THE CREATURE

…Realizes He Will NEVER Be Accepted Into The Community, Or By The Human Race As A Whole.

That He Will Forever Be Looked Upon As The Horrid Creation He Is.

And Then…

…Of Course…

…He Sets Out On A Quest Of REVENGE Against…

DR. FRANKENSTEIN

…Along With His Family…

…Friends…

…Whatever…

…And By Gollyย Jiminy Gee…

THE CREATURE

…Takes Them Out.

All Of Them.

He Doesn’t Discriminate.

Man.

Woman.

Doesn’t Matter.

For…

THE CREATURE

…In His Mind…

…He Is Extracting Proper JUSTICE…

…Against The Mad Doctor.

"WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?!"

…You Quickly Ask.

Well…

…I Ain’t Gonna Tell Ya.

There Shall Be NO Spilling Of The Proverbial Beans By Me.

You Just Have To Watch.

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I’m Now The Proud Owner Of This Flick In An AMAZING Blu-ray Format.

The Picture Quality Is WONDERFUL.

The Sounds Are So Very REAL.

The Transfer Into The Blu-ray Format Is Simply BREATHTAKING.

I’ve Loved This Flick For A Very VERY Long Time…

(or so it seems, though time is whizzing by so so fast)

…And I’m Very Proud To Have It In My Collection.

KENNETH BRANAGH

&

ROBERT De NIRO

…Totally Went For It With This One.

It’s Dark.

It’s Bloody.

It’s Dirty.

It’s Damned Near Insane.

BUT BUT BUT…

…It’s A Total Keeper Keeper, Fo SHO, My Peeps!

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I’m Not Saying All Of You Will Like This.

What I’m Saying Is…

…I REALLY LIKE IT…

…And Perhaps After Reading This, Some Of Y’all Will Wanna See It…

…Or See It Again.

I Consider This One A True-Blue FORGOTTEN CLASSIC.

And I’m Very Proud To Be Blogging About It With Y’all, Today.

MARY SHELLEY‘s

FRANKENSTEIN

…Is Dark And Brooding And Disgusting…

…And All At The Same Time.

Trust Me, Kiddies…

…It’s VERY WORTHY Of Your Viewership.

So Why Not Give It A Go?!

AND…

…If You Have Access To This One In The Blu-ray Format…

…By All Means….

…SNATCH THAT PUPPY UP!!!

It’s VERY Worth It.

Do You Trust Me?

I’m Pretty Sure Some Of Y’all Trust Me.

You Cats Will Hopefully All Get To Check This One Out.

It’s A “B-MOVIE”…

…Starring An EXCEPTIONAL CAST…

…Including…

TOM HULCE

&

HELENA BONHAM CARTER

&

AIDAN QUINN

&

IAN HOLM

…And Of Course…

JOHN CLEESE

…And It’s Directed By The Man Who Brought You…

HENRY V

(1989)

&

HAMLET

(1996)

&

THOR

(2011)

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It’s A Damn Fine Flick, My Peeps.

Check It Out When You Can.

For Now…

…I Shall Digress.

Please Have A Decent Day, Kiddies.

T’Is Friday!

The Work-Week Is Nearing Its Conclusion.

I’m Sure Everyone Is Ready For That.

You Cats Take It Easy, Ya Hear?

Good.

I’m Glad To Hear It.

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The Song STUCKY-STUCK In My Head: “FLOWERS ON THE WALL” by The STATLER BROTHERS (1966)

I Keep Hearin’…

…You’re Concerned…

…About My Happiness…

…But All That Thought…

…You’re Givin’ Me…

…Is…

…Conscience, I Guess…

…If I Were Walkin’…

…In Your Shoes…

…I Wouldn’t Worry None…

…While You And Your Friends’re…

…Worryin’ ’bout Me…

…I’m Havin’ Lots Of Fun…

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FLOWERS ON THE WALL” (1966) By The STATLER BROTHERS

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…Countin’ FLOWERS ON THE WALL

…That Don’t Bother Me At All…

…Playin’ Solitaire ‘Til Dawn…

…With A Deck Of Fifty-One…

…Smokin’ Cigarettes…

…And Watchin’ Captain Kangaroo…

…Now Don’t Tell Me…

…I’ve Nothin’ To Do. ...”

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FLOWERS ON THE WALLBy The STATLER BROTHERS (1966) Is One Of The Songs Featured On The Motion Picture Soundtrack From The 1994 FilmPULP FICTION!!!

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*****

Is It Sad This Is The Most Memorable Song On That Entire Soundtrack?

At Least, It Is To Me.

I Think It’s Sad.

I LOVED The Soundtrack To…

PULP FICTION

…Yet This Song…

FLOWERS ON THE WALL

by The STATLER BROTHERS

…Is The Song That Generally Gets Stuck In Ye Ole Noggin.

It’s Cute.

It’s Catchy.

It’s Almost Infectious, Honestly.

I Can’t Even Believe I’m Admitting This…

…BUT…

…I LOVE This Song.

It’s One Of Those That ALWAYS Makes Me Grin Like An Idiot.

Is That Sad?

Really?

Is It?

Hmm.

I Dunno.

Well…

…Whether It’s Sad Or Not…

…It Doesn’t Change The Fact I Enjoy The Hell Outta This Little Number.

One Of The Major Strengths Of…

PULP FICTION

…Was Its Soundtrack.

One Of The Best To Come-Out In The 1990s, Fo SHO.

Everyone I Know Had A Copy…

…Or So It Seemed.

The Film Was Amazingly Popular…

…And It’s One I’ve Always Enjoyed…

(...though "RESERVOIR DOGS" is still my fave fave...)

…But Its Soundtrack…

…To ME…

…Was The Proverbial Center-Piece.

I Watched The Film Yesterday Evening Before The Cardinals Game Began…

…And Spent The Entire Ballgame Humming This Song To Myself.

It IS Sad, Isn’t It?

Isn’t It?!

Hmm.

I Sure Hope Not.

I Don’t Want Anyone Making Fun Of Me For It.

I Can’t Help It!

It’s Just A Damned Catchy Tune, My Peeps!

I SWEAR!

No Foolies, Fo SHO!

Sheesh, I Say.

Sheesh, Indeed.

So…

…Anyway…

…Y’all Know Bloggin’ ’bout A Song Is Generally The Best Way For Me To Get It Out Of My Twisted Brain…

…So That’s Exactly What I’m Hoping For In This Instance.

So Far?

Nah.

Hasn’t Helped.

I’m Still Humming It.

My Head Is Still Beboppin’ To It.

Knowing Me…

…I’ll Likely Have A Headache From Hell Before It’s All Over.

All Because I Couldn’t Help But Bebop Along To A Tune Most People Would Scoff At And Say…

"Jeez, Dude! CHANGE THE SONG! PLEASE CHANGE IT!!"

I Promise I’m TRYING, Kiddies.

I Really REALLY Am!

It’s Just So So SO DAMNED CATCHY!

Tell Ya What…

…You Try Listening To It…

…Then See What Happens.

I’d Wager It Gets Stuck In YOUR Twisted Brains, Also!

Again, No Foolies!

No Foolies, Indeed!

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Enjoy Your Day, Kids.

I Shall Endeavor To Do The Same, Fo SHO!!!

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An Odd, Quirky Song That Always Makes Me Smile: “YOU & EYE” by DAVID BYRNE (1994)

You And I…

…May Kill Ourselves…

…You And I…

…Go Straight To Hell…

…Where They Haveย Barbecue And Beer…

…Better Than They Do Up Here…

…And You Know All The Words To The Songs…

… … …

…Hey, Yeah…

…We Smoke Cigarettes…

…We Dance With The Dead…

…They’re Soft To The Touch…

…We Drink Way Too Much…

…And Darling…

…I Think You’ll Like It Here…

…You Might Like It Here…

… … …

…You And I…

…We Ain’t No Saints…

…You And I…

…Can See Our Fates…

…We’ll Be The Faces In The Clouds…

…We’ll Be A Gospel Singer’s Shout…

…We’ll Be The Lights From An Airplane At Night…

… … …

…Hey, Yeah…

…I Can’t Stay In My Skin…

…I’ve Been In Here Too Long…

…But I Know Where To Find…

…A Really Good Time…

…And Darlin’…

…I Think You’ll Like It Here…

…You Might Like It Here. …

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YOU & EYEIs My Favorite Track From The Self-Titled 1994 Album By DAVID BYRNE !!!

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I’m Not Even Sure That Just Saying…

“ODD”

…Or…

“QUIRKY”

…Can Sincerely Do Justice To This Little Number.

Y’all Already Know I’m A Huge Fan Of…

TALKING HEADS

…But I’m ALSO A Huge Fan Of The Band’s Former Front-Man…

DAVID BYRNE

…Who…

…To ME…

…Is Theย Epitome Of BOTH…

“ODD”

…And…

“QUIRKY”

…Without A Doubt AND Fo SHO!

In Fact…

…I’d Venture To Call Him…

“A Strange Bird”

…Or Even…

“An Odd Duck”

…But Whatever Else He Is…

…He’s Also A Wonderful Songster.

Period.

I’ve Been Listening To His Music…

…In One Form Or Another…

…For The Bulk Of My Life.

I Was Raised On The Music Of…

TALKING HEADS

…So When They Broke-Up In 1988 I Was Slightly Heartbroken.

BUTย THEN…

…Dear Ole DAVID BYRNE Started Off On His Solo Career.

And While His Music Is VERY MUCH SO An Acquired Taste…

…He Does Have Some Songs That Are Easily Accessible To Everyone Willing To Give Them A Chance.

YOU & EYE

…Is One Of Such Songs.

I’m Not Saying Everyone Will Love His Music.

In Fact…

…Most Folks I Know Think He’s Just Waaaaaay Toooooo Out-There For Their Tastes.

And I Can Totally Understand That.

His Music Sincerely Is…

“ODD”

…And…

“QUIRKY”

…And Even Just Plain-Ole “WEIRD”…

…But It’s Still FUN!!!

And It ALWAYS Makes Me Smile.

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Fo SHO Fo SHO, My Peeps!

Fo SHO Fo SHO, Indeed!

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The Song Stuck In My Head: “ZOMBIE” By THE CRANBERRIES (1994)

“…But You See…

…It’s Not Me…

…It’s Not My Family…

…In Your Head…

…In Your Head…

…They Are Fighting. …”

… … …

ZOMBIE Is Off The 1994 AlbumNO NEED TO ARGUEBy THE CRANBERRIES

… … …

“…With Their Tanks…

…And Their Bombs…

…And Their Bombs…

…And Their Guns…

…In Your Head…

…In Your Head…

…They Are Crying. …”

… … …

… … …

“…In Your Head…

…In Your Head…

…Zombie…

…Zombie…

…Zombie…

…What’s In Your Head…

…In Your Head…

…Zombie…

…Zombie…

…Zombie. …”

…^^^…^^^…^^^…^^^…

This Song…

ZOMBIE

By

THE CRANBERRIES

…Was The Last Thing I Heard Before Going To Bed Last Night…

…And It Was The First Thing I Heard This Morning When I Awoke.

I Fell Asleep While Listening To Some Music…

…And Totally Forgot I’d Set My Player To Shuffle-Repeat.

I’m Unsure What The Odds Are Of Falling Asleep Listening To A Song…

…Only To Awaken 5-Hours Later And Be Listening To THE EXACT SAME SONG…

…But I’m SURE They’re Some Very Looooooong Odds.

Especially When You Consider I Have Like 800+ Jams On This Puppy.

ANYWAY…

…This Song Was THE JAM During My Freshman Year Of High School.

I Can Easily Say I’ve Been Addicted To It Since Then.

All The Cool Kids Liked This Song.

I Was NOT A Cool Kid…

…But I Still LOVED The Song.

( ๐Ÿ˜‰ teehehehe ๐Ÿ˜€ )

The Only Bad Part About It Isย Blatantly Obvious…

…Once You Hear It…

…You’ll Be Walking Around Saying…

“ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! Eh Eh Eh OH OH OH!”

etc etc etc

Yes…

…The Chorus Part Is MADDENINGLY ADDICTIVE.

You’ll Start Humming It Very Soon, My Peeps, If You Haven’t Begun Already.

Those Of You Who Know The Song AND Enjoy It…

…Yeah…

…Y’all Can Vouch For Me.

A-DIC-TIVE Fo SHO!

BUT BUT BUT, My Peeps…

…It Is NOT A Bad Way To Begin Your Day.

In Fact, It May Even Make You Smile A Tad.

I’d Take A Tad Of A Smile ANY DAY, Ya Know?!?

SURE YOU DO!!!

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Have A Damned Decent Day, Kiddies.

Work Well.

Play Well.

Work Hard.

Player HARDER.

So It Is Written…

…And So It Shall Come To Pass.

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“Now I’ll Relate This Little Bit… That Happens More Than I’d Like To Admit…” –THE OFFSPRING (“Self Esteem” (1994))

…Late At Night…

…She Knocks On My Door…

…She’s Drunk Dgain…

…And Looking To Score…

…Now I Know…

…I Should Say No…

…But It’s Kind Of Hard When She’s Ready To Go…

…I May Be Dumb…

…But I’m Not A Dweeb…

…I’m Just A Sucker With No Self Esteem! …

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SELF ESTEEM” Is The Hit Single Off THE OFFSPRING‘s 1994 Album “SMASH

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…When She’s Saying…

…That She Wants Only Me…

…Then I Wonder Why She Sleeps With My Friends…

…When She’s Saying…

…I Am Like A Disease…

…Then I Wonder How Much More I Can Stand…

…Well I Guess…

…I Should Stick Up For Myself…

…But I Really Think It’s Better This Way…

…The More You Suffer…

…The More It Shows You Really Care…

…RIGHT? YEAH-AH-AH!

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Thought This Would Be A Fun Way To Begin A Monday.

I Used To Listen To…

THE OFFSPRING

…A BUNCH During Those High School Days.

They Were A Favorite Band By A Couple Of My Old Friends…

…And They Played Them In Nauseating Portions.

Especially This Song…

SELF ESTEEM

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BUT BUT BUT…

…I Still Dig Their Sound AND Their Tunage…

…Ya Know???

SURE YOU DO!!!

Hope This Helps Your Week, My Peeps.

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It’s Already Helping Mine.

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“…Forces Of Evil On A Bozo Nightmare… Ban All The Music With A Phony Gas Chamber…” — BECK (“Loser” (1994))

BECK's 1994 Album "MELLOW GOLD"

…’Cause One’s Got A Weasel…

…And The Other’s Got A Flag…

…One’s On The Pole…

…Shove The Other In A Bag…

…With The Rerun Shows…

…And The Cocaine Nose-Job…

…The Daytime Crap Of The Folksinger Slob…

…He Hung Himself With A Guitar String…

…A Slab Of Turkey-Neck…

…And It’s Hangin’ From A Pigeon Wing…

…You Can’t Write If You Can’t Relate…

…Trade The Cash For The Beef For The Body For The Hate…

…And My Time Is A Piece Of Wax…

…Fallin’ On A Termite…

…That’s Chokin’ On The Splinters…

…Soy Un Perdedor…

I’M A LOSER BABY

SO WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME. …

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Don’t Ask Me Why I Decided To Post THIS SONG…

…At THIS TIME…

…As I Sincerely Haven’t The Foggiest.

It’s Been Playing On Repeat In My Brain…

…Over…

…And…

…Over…

…AND…

…OVER AGAIN…

…And I Don’t Know Exactly WHY!?!?!

I Mean, Yeah, I DO Love…

BECK

…And Have Been A Fan Since The Tender Age Of 14-Years.

But That Still Doesn’t Really Explain WHY This Particular Song…

LOSER

…Won’t Get The Hell OFF MY MIND.

Once…

…Twice…

…Twenty Times…

…That’s Acceptable.

But I’ve Been Humming It To Myself For Over FOUR (4) HOURS…

…Even When Listening To Music That IS NOT…

BECK

…Nor His Song…

LOSER

!!! !!! !!!

Perhaps I’m Mentally Stuck In A Reverse-Time-Warp???

DAMNED PHASE-INDUCERS, AGAIN!!!

Engineering MUST Get Those Damned Things FIXED!!!

SHEESH, My Peeps!!!

SHEESH INDEED!!!

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Could I Tempt You With A Double-Shot? How ’bout A CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Double-Shot??? GREAT! I KNEW YOU WERE GAME!!!

Today, My Peeps…

…We’re Talkin’ SEQUELS!

First…

…We’ll Make Mention…

…Of…

…MY FAVORITE SEQUEL…

…Of…

…THE “HIGHLANDER” SERIES!!!

HIGHLANDER: THE FINAL DIMENSION

(1994)

Sooo…

…Why Is THIS Entry MY Favorite Sequel?

Hmm…

…Well…

…Have You Ever Watched All The “HIGHLANDER” Flicks?

Yeah.

My Point Exactly.

HIGHLANDER: THE FINAL DIMENSION

…Is EASILY The Better Sequel…

…Er…

…Prequel…

…Er…

…Hmm…

…Whatever.

However…

…It DOES Kinda Screw-Up The Story-Line Established In…

HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING

…But I’m Tryin’ Not To Pay Attention To That Glaring Issue.

I Try To Take Each AND Every Flick I Watch As An Individual Flick.

In That Mindset…

…THIS FLICK AIN’T SO BAD!!!

Just Don’t Expect A Whole Lot From This One.

Well…

…Other Than The Re-Teaming Of…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBER

&

MARIO VAN PEEBLES

!!!

I Know, Right!!!

HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG THERE!?!?!

EXACTLY, My Peeps…

…YOU CAN’T!!!

(SIDE NOTE: Well... You CAN, But NOT When I'M In Charge Of The Bloggin'ing. Beyotches!)

THE “HIGHLANDER” SERIES…

…Is NOT The Best Film Series On Earth.

Of That, I’m Quite Sure.

HOWEVER…

…I’m ALSO Quite Sure They’re A HELLUVA PANTLOAD Of FUN…

…And They DO Deserve Some Sweet-Sweet-LOVIN’ From Y’all!

Fo SHO Fo SHO, My Peeps!!!

… … … …

… …

Now…

…Let’s Give A Quickie Shout-Out…

…To…

FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY

(2000)

Now THIS Flick…

…Is A TRUE-BLUE-SEQUEL.

It’s Biggest Issue, However, Is It’s A Really BAD Flick.

(Side Note: hahaha No Foolies, My Peeps. "FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY" Is A "B-MOVIE" From "B-MOVIE-HELL" Which Is One Reason I So SO LOVE IT!)

The First Film…

FORTRESS

…Was SUPER-DUPER-WONDERFULLY-WONDERFUL!!!

The Sequel…

FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY

…May Be One Of THE WORST FILMS You’re Likely To EVER SEE…

…Making It All SO MUCH THE BETTER!!!

I Mean, COME ON, My Peeps!!!

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…In Prison…

…IN OUTER-SPACE!!!

That Little Chunk Of Facts Right There Are All One TRULY NEEDS, Ya Know?!?!

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

+

CAMPY “B-MOVIE”

+

A PRISON IN OUTER-SPACE

=

AMAZING MOVIE MAGIC!!!

Sooo…

…If You’re A Lover Of Terrible Flicks…

FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY

…May Be THE FLICK For YOU!!!

… … … …

… …

You Really Should Check’em BOTH Out, My Peeps.

In Fact…

…I Think I’m Smellin’ A…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…Movie MARATHON!!!

Can YOU Smell It?

Kinda Cabbage’ish, Ain’t It.

Yep.

I So SO AGREE, Kiddies!!!

Thankfully…

…I LOVE ME SOME CABBAGE!!!

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