An Amazing Song That’s Eating Me Alive: “POLICY Of TRUTH” by DEPECHE MODE (1990)

“…Now You’re Standing There Tongue Tied

You’d Better Learn Your Lesson Well

Hide What You Have To Hide

And Tell What You have To Tell…”

POLICY Of TRUTHIs One Of The Most Classic Of All Classics From DEPECHE MODE‘s 1990 AlbumVIOLATOR!!!

“…You’ll See Your Problems Multiplied

If You Continually Decide

To Faithfully Pursue

The

POLICY Of TRUTH…”

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So, What Is This?!

Is This How It’s Supposed To Be?!

Me…

…Here…

…Awake…

…As My World Sleeps…

…Constantly Reminding Me Of My Issues?!

I Sincerely Hope Not.

But That IS Sincerely How It FEELS.

I Hate Not Being Able To Sleep.

It’s Rather Maddening, Actually.

Lucky For Me, I Have My Music.

More Specifically…

…Lucky For Me, I Have My…

VIOLATOR

Period.

When You Can’t Sleep…

…The Pulsing Rhythms And Lyrical Brilliance Of…

DEPECHE MODE

…Can Honestly Easy The Pain And Suffering Of Yet Another Lost Night Of Quality Rest.

I Know I’ve Listened To This Album More Than Any Other.

More Than Any Other BY FAR.

And I Still Love It.

I Love Every Track.

All NINE (9) Of Them.

I Really Don’t Know What I’d Do Without It.

There Are Times When I Just Wanna Hear it.

And Then…

…There Are Times When I Simply MUST Hear It.

“Infectious” Is Such An Understated Term, Here.

This Morning…

…Or Tonight, Depending On Where You Are And Your Current State Of Consciousness…

…It Was One Of Those MUST Moments.

And Even More Specifically Than That…

…It Was A Morning/Night For…

POLICY Of TRUTH

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This Is Just A Wondrous-Crackerjack Of A Jam, My Peeps.

A Wondrous-Crackerjack, Indeed.

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It’s Honestly Hard To Pinpoint And Peg-Down A Favorite Jam From This Album.

They’re ALL Favorites.

POLICY Of TRUTH

…Is No Different.

I Love It.

It’s A Favorite, Fo SHO, Kiddies.

When You Can’t Sleep…

…Reach For Those Amazing Jams.

And THEN…

…If You’re So Inclined…

…Write About Them.

It May Not Help You Sleep…

…But It May Help You In General.

It Works For Me.

It Makes Me Feel Better.

It Makes Me Smile.

It Distracts Me From My Sleepiness.

It Distracts Me From My Pain And Agony.

It Reminds Me That There Are Other Things Out There In The World Besides What’s Going On In My Head AND My Heart.

Wondrous-Crackerjack Jams Are Not Only To Be Loved…

…They’re Also To Be Respected.

And I Respect Mine.

DO YOU?!

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The Song Stuck In My Head: “CLEAN” by DEPECHE MODE (1990)

…As Years Go By…

…All The Feelings Inside…

…Twist And They Turn…

…As They Ride With The Tide…

…I Don’t Advise…

…And I Don’t Criticize…

…I Just Know What I Like With My Own Eyes…

…Sometimes. …

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CLEANIs Another Amazing Jam From The 1990 AlbumVIOLATORBy DEPECHE MODE !!!

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…CLEAN…

…The Cleanest I’ve Been…

…An End To The Tears…

…And The In-Between Years…

…And The Troubles I’ve Seen…

…Now That I’m CLEAN…

…Sometimes…

…You Know What I Mean…

…I’ve Broken My Fall…

…Put An End To It All…

…I’ve Changed My Routine…

…Now I’m CLEAN…

…Sometimes…

…Now I’m CLEAN…

…The Cleanest I’ve Been.

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This Song…

CLEAN

by DEPECHE MODE

…Is Another Of Those Virtually Forgotten Jams That Sincerely Deserves A Better Fate Than It Has Received.

It’s The Final Track To The Album…

VIOLATOR

…And People Have Treated It More Like A Bastard Step-Child Than As The Wonderfully Wonderful Closing Track To The Bands Most Wonderfully Wonderful Album.

CLEAN

…Is A Personal Favorite…

…And Completely Deserving Of Your Love AND Attention.

Released In 1990…

VIOLATOR

…Was DEPECHE MODE‘s Most Successful Turn In Main-Stream Music.

Period.

The Album Contains Some Of Their Greatest Tracks Of ALL-TIME, Including…

ENJOY THE SILENCE

&

PERSONAL JESUS

&

WORLD IN MY EYES

&

POLICY OF TRUTH

&

HALO

&

Etc Etc Etc

…And, Of Course, This Track…

CLEAN

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So Why, Of All The Songs On Said Album, Did This One Stick With Me?

Why, Of All The Songs On Said Album, Is This Song Worth Singling-Out?

That’s Simple.

CLEAN

…Was The Final Song Of My Shortened Evening, Last Night.

I Was Listening To…

VIOLATOR

…While Laying Down…

…And I Had The Ole MP3Player Cranking Away…

…Set To Ole “Shuffle Repeat”…

…And When I Awoke This Morning…

…Yeah…

…It Was Still Playing!

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CLEAN

…Was The Last Song I Remember Hearing Before Nodding-Off…

…And It’s The First Song I Heard Playing This Morning.

Coincidence?!

Perhaps.

Divine Intervention?!

Who Knows.

A Random Miracle?

Not Bloody Likely…

…But Possible.

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Needless To Say…

…I’ve Been Humming Along With It All Morning, Regardless Of Whatever Other Songs I’m Hearing.

CLEAN

…Is Simply An Infectious Little Ditty That Has Those Magical Powers Associated With Getting Stuck In The Ole Noggin And Becoming Impossible To Let Go Of.

It Reminds Me Of A Much Wilder Time In My Life…

…And It Speaks To Me As Few Other Songs Honestly Do.

You Can Take That Little Statement However You Wanna…

…Just Don’t Try To Take It Tooo Far…

…As I’m Not Here To Discuss My Past So Much As I’m Here To Discuss This Amazing Song.

Period.

Is It An Issue?!

Nah.

Not Really.

I Simply LOVE The Song.

Period.

So Who Cares If It’s Stuck In There, Eh?!

It’s A Great Song…

…And It Perks Me Right Up When I Hear It.

It Is Truly A Forgotten Classic…

…And Truly TRULY Worthy Of A Little Sweet Sweet Lovin’ On Your Parts, My Peeps.

Heard It Before?!

GREAT!!

Then I’m Sure We (likely) Agree!!

Haven’t Heard It Before?!

GREAT!!

Then Get Started!!

I’ll Be Waiting Right Here.

Give It A Go And Let Me Know!!

Ya Know Ya Know?!

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Anyway…

…Please Try To Enjoy The Weekend, Kiddies.

Perhaps A Little…

DEPECHE MODE

…Would Help Make It That Much The Better For Ya!!

It’s Worth A Try, My Peeps.

Hands Down AND Fo SHO!!!

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VAN DAMME Double Shot: “DEATH WARRANT” (1990) and “DOUBLE IMPACT” (1991)

Well…

…Y’all Have My Brother To Thank For This One.

He Was Out Shopping…

…He Found This…

…And He Simply Had To Snag It For Me!

Nothing Like A Double Shot Of…

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

…To Get The Morning Started On The Good Foot, Ya Know?!

SURE YOU DO!!

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We Begin With…

DEATH WARRANT

(1990)

…Starring…

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

…With…

ROBERT GUILLAUME

…And…

PATRICK KILPATRICK

!!! !!!! !!!

In This Flick…

VAN DAMME Plays A Police Detective Who’s Going Undercover To Find Out What’s Up In Regard To A String Of Murders.

The Thing Is…

…He’s Undercover Posing As An Inmate In A Maximum-Security Prison!!!

Sound Like Fun To Y’all?!

GOOD!!

FUN Is The Name Of The Game When We’re Talkin’ ’bout Some Serious…

VAN DAMMEAGE!!!

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And Then We Have…

DOUBLE IMPACT

(1991)

…Starring…

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

…As…

…Oh Yeah…

…TWIN BROTHERS!

!!! !!!! !!!

That’s Right, My Peeps.

You Get A Double Dose Of VAN DAMME In The Same Flick!

He Plays Twin Brothers ALEX And CHAD Who Were Separated As Infants The Night Their Parents Were Murdered.

Now…

…The Two Are Back Together Again.

They’re Going After Those Whom Murdered Their Parents…

…And They’re Out To Kick Some Serious Arses!!!

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Now Who Could Turn That Down?!

EXACTLY!!

Only Movie Snobs Could Do That.

VAN DAMME Isn’t Going To Win An Oscar Anytime Soon…

…But He’s Won Many Awards In The Annals Of Movie CHEESYNESS!

(hehehe Fo SHO!)

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Alright, My Peeps…

…I Do Admit That Neither Of These Flicks Is A True Classic.

In Fact…

…Neither Of Them Are Even The Best VAN DAMME Flick.

So What Are They?!

They’re Exactly As I’ve Said, My Peeps.

They’re Pure CHEESY-FUN, That’s What!!

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Would I Recommend Either Of These Flicks To You As A “Must Watch” Type Of Flick?

Nah.

Not Really.

They’re A Regular Pant-Load Of Fun, Yes…

…But They’re Mainly For Those Who Appreciate Quality “B-Movies”, Ya Know?!

I Tend To Consider Any Movie Starring…

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

…To Be A “B-Movie”…

…Which Is Why/How I’m Able To Enjoy Them So Much.

I Go Into Each One Not Expecting Very Much.

Just Cool Action/Adventure.

To Me…

…That’s Good Enough.

I’m All About Fun…

…And Cheese…

…And “B-Movies”…

…So Some Quality VAN DAMMEAGE Tends To Satisfy My Wants/Needs Very Well.

Could It Do The Same Thing For YOU?!

T’Is Possible, I Reckon!!

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The Song Stuck Stuck Stucky Stuck In My Head: “IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE” by ROXETTE (1990)

…Lay A Whisper…

…On My Pillow…

…Leave The Winter…

…On The Ground…

…I Wake Up Lonely…

…There’s Air Of Silence…

…In The Bedroom…

…And All Around. …

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IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVESingle Album By ROXETTE

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…Touch Me Now…

…I Close My Eyes…

…And Dream Away. …

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IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVEIs By The Swedish Duo ROXETTE, And Was A Huge Hit Featured On The Soundtrack To The 1990 FlickPRETTY WOMAN

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…IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE…

…But It’s Over Now…

…It Must Have Been Good…

…But I Lost It Somehow…

…IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE…

…But It’s Over Now…

…From The Moment We Touched…

…’Til The Time had Run Out. …

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Alright, My Peeps…

…I’ll Begin This By Plainly Stating…

…YES…

…YES I Own A Couple Albums By…

ROXETTE

…And…

…YES…

…YES I Own The Soundtrack To…

PRETTY WOMAN

…M’Kay?!

M’KAY!!

Now That I’ve Clearly Outed Myself…

(yet again)

…I’ll Continue By Also Stating…

…I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THIS.

Period.

My Issue This Morning Isn’t So Much A Question Of…

“Why This Song?”

It’s Really More A Question Of…

“How Could You Let This Happen To You, AGAIN, Dude?!?”

In Regard To Either Question…

…I Have No Good Answer.

I Was Just Jamming Along On My Morning Walk…

…Minding My Own Damned Business…

…When My Player Hit Upon The Song…

PRETTY WOMAN

by ROY ORBISON

…And I Was Happily Surprised.

It’s A Fun Song.

Sure Sure.

No Doubt.

However…

…I Decided To Browse A Bit.

While Doing This…

PRETTY WOMAN

…Came And Went…

…And Suddenly…

…Like Being Blind-Sided…

…I Get Slapped Upside The Head With…

IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE

by ROXETTE

!!! !!!! !!!

Do I Love The Song?

Yes.

Would I Normally Admit To That In Public?

No.

Any Reason?

Yep.

What’s The Reason?

It’s Slightly Embarrassing, Honestly.

So What’s The Big Issue?

The Same Issue It Has Always Been.

I Can’t Stop Humming And Singing It After Having Heard It.

Period.

So…

…Since My Morning Walk…

…I’ve Been Locked-In On…

IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE

…And It’s Only Getting Worse.

You Try Playing Legos With A 9-Year-Old When You Can’t Stop Singing ROXETTE Songs To Yourself.

Yeah.

It’s Bad.

He Continues To Wonder Why I’m Singing The Song…

…And I Have No Good Answer To Give Him.

It’s Just Stuck There.

Stuck Stuck Stucky Stuck.

I’ve Tried Listening To Other Songs.

I’ve Tried Watching TV.

I’ve Tried Watching A Movie.

None Have Helped.

ROXETTE

…Is…

…STUCK…

…In…

…My…

…Head.

PERIOD.

I Suppose All I Can Do Is Wait It Out.

I Know Something Else Will Come Along, Eventually, And Unseat It.

The Question Then Becomes…

“HOW LONG MUST I WAIT?!!?!”

To Which…

…Yep…

…I Have No Good Answer.

I’m Sure I’m Not Alone In This.

I’m Sure Many Of You Have Had A Song On Endless Repeat In Your Brain…

…And You Just Hope And Pray And Whatever To Try And Make It STOP.

Unfortunately…

…Time Seems To Be The Only Cure.

And Even Then…

…Sheesh…

…Ya Know What I Mean, My Peeps?

Can You Feel My Jive?

Are We On The Same Page?

Is This Thing On?

Can I Get A Large Fry?

How About Two?

Yes?

No?

Maybe So?

Maybe Not?

I Think I Need More Sleep.

I Wonder If Being Fatigued Could Be A Contributing Factor?

Crazy Things Happen To The Mind When It’s Sleepy…

…And Doubly So If The Mind Is Already Crazy Prior To The Lack Of Sleep.

Thankfully…

…I Have This Blog…

…Where I Can Vent About Whatever…

…And It Generally Helps.

I’m Banking On It In This Instance.

Otherwise?

Otherwise It’ll Just Be…

ME

…And…

ROXETTE

…And…

IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE

…Alllllll Daaaaaay Looooooong.

I Suppose It Could Be Worse.

Maybe?

I’m Rollin’ The Dice On Maybe, My Peeps.

The Odds Are Stacked Against Me…

…But Aren’t They Always?!

EXACTLY!!!

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And I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way.

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Random’ish Movie Mention: “MIAMI BLUES” (1990)

Can Aย OFF-BEAT DARK-COMEDY Also Be A CRIME-DRAMA ACTION-THRILLER???

Actually…

…YES…

…They CAN Be!!!

How Do I Know This???

Because I’ve Seen…

MIAMI BLUES

…That’s Why!!!

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(1990)

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MIAMI BLUES

…Stars…

ALEC BALDWIN

&

FRED WARD

&

JENNIFER JASON LEIGH

…And…

…Was Written For The Screen AND Directed By…

GEORGE ARMITAGE

(He's A Director You Likely Don't Know, But He Also Did Another Personal Fave You May Know Called "GROSSE POINTE BLANK" Which Starred JOHN CUSACK)

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ALEC BALDWIN

…Is…

FREDERICK J. FRENGER JR.

…AKA…

JUNIOR

…A Recently Released Criminal Who’s Now In The City Of MIAMI.

His Plan?

Honestly…

…We’re Not Totally Sure He Even has A Plan Plan Plan-Type Plan.

What We Quickly Discover, However…

…Is…

…He’s A Thief…

…He’s Brutal…

…He’s Charming…

…And He’s NOT Afraid To Do What He Has To Do In Order Survive…

…Including A City-Wide CRIME SPREE!!!

JENNIFER JASON LEIGH

…Is…

SUSAN WAGGONER

…AKA…

SUSIE

…A Young Prostitute AND College Student Who Already Lives In Good Ole MIAMI…

…Who Ends-Up Hooking-Up With Her Latest “Client”…

JUNIOR

…And Eventually Marrying Him.

FRED WARD

…Is…

HOKE MOSELEY

…The Police Sergeant Who’s Hot On The Trail Of…

JUNIOR

…And Who Begins Trying To Enlist The Help Of…

SUSIE

…In Order To Aide In His Investigation.

The Results???

HAHAHA

WOW!!!

It’s A Flick Where You Laugh When You Should Laugh…

…And Cringe When You Should Cringe.

It’s Also TOTALLY OFF-THE-HOOK FUN!!!

The Character Of…

JUNIOR

…Is Equally OFF-THE-HOOK…

…And TOTALLY OVER-THE-TOP And CRAZY-ASS-CRAZY!!!

HONESTLY And TRULY, My Peeps…

…This Is THE PERFORMANCE To End ALL PERFORMANCES From…

ALEC BALDWIN

…Without Question.

.PERIOD.

He Is SHOCKINGLY-GREAT In…

MIAMI BLUES

…And He Is The BIGGEST REASON This Flick Works As Well As It Does.

I’ve Never Been The Biggest Fan Of…

ALEC BALDWIN

(Nor Any Of The Other Mr. BALDWIN's)

…But This Flick Brings-Out The VERY BEST He Has To Offer.

You Can Take That However You Wanna…

…Provided We’re Clear About His Potency In This One.

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So, My Peeps…

…Why Not Give This Flick A Gander?

It’s Fun.

It’s Funny.

It’s Crazy.

It’s Off-Beat.

It’s Brutal.

It’s Violent.

It’s THOROUGHLY ENJOYABLE!!!

If You’ve Trusted Me This Far Along The Proverbial Trail…

…Then You Should Continue Doing So.

I Promise, My Peeps…

…I Shant Lead Y’all Astray!!!

Well…

…Not Tooooo Far Astray, We’ll Say That.

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Have A Grand Day, Kiddies.

Do Your Best To Be At Your Best.

Why?

Because No One Else Can Be Your Best For You.

THAT’S WHY!!!

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He Has NO Remorse: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN is FRANK WHITE: “KING OF NEW YORK”

So…

…Y’all Want It HARDCORE, Eh?!?

Well…

…Then Y’all Must MUST Check-Out…

KING OF NEW YORK

(1990)

.PERIOD.

… … …

KING OF NEW YORK

…Is…

…A TOTALLY AWESOME…

…BANG-BANG SHOOT’EM-UP FLICK…

…With…

…A TOTALLY AWESOMEย CAST…

…TOTALLY SUPPORTING…

(Academy Award Winning Actor)

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN‘s

…TOTALLY AWESOME LEADING PERFORMANCE…

…As…

FRANK WHITE

…Like TOTALLY!!!

Don’t Believe Me???

Check-Out THIS Supporting-Cast:

LAURENCE “LARRY” FISHBURNE

DAVID CARUSO

WESLEY SNIPES

VICTOR ARGO

JOEY CHIN

GIANCARLO ESPOSITO

STEVE BUSCEMI

!!! !!! !!!

Yeah.

THAT CAST…

…In A GRITTY-BRUTAL-HARDCORE-CRIME-DRAMA?!?

SIGN ME UP, My Peeps!!!

SIGN ME UP, Fo SHO!!!

… … …

The Story Is Quite Simple.

Drug-Lord (WALKEN) Gets Released From Prison.

Drug-Lord Hooks-Up With His Old Crew.

Drug-Lord Sets-Out To Reestablish Himself.

Drug-Lord Starts Killing-Off Other Drug-Lords.

Drug-Lord Sucks-Up All The Action In Town.

Drug-Lord Wants To Save A Hospital In A Poor-Section Of Town?

Drug-Lord Goes To War With The Police!

!!! !!!

Oh Yeah, My Peeps…

KING OF NEW YORK

…Truly TRULY Is…

…As THEY Would Say…

…ULTRA-VIOLENT…

…ULTRA-SLICK…

…ULTRA-COOL…

…ULTRA-BRUTAL…

…ULTRA-HARDCORE…

…ULTRA-ULTRA-ULTRA!!!

And Even All Of Those Tags Seem Puny Andย Inadequateย When Describing It.ย 

.PERIOD.

… … …

I Shan’t Prattle On And On, My Peeps.

You Get The Gist.

I’m A HUGE Fan-Boy Of BOTH…

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

…And…

KING OF NEW YORK

…And Very-Much-So Recommend It To ANY of Y’ALL Whom…

…For One Reason Or Another…

…Enjoy Flicks Like This One.

Think…

SCARFACE

…But Set In New York…

…An Hour Shorter…

…And A Stronger Supporting Cast.

KING OF NEW YORK

…Kicks Some AZZZZ…

…And It Ain’t Afraid To Show You WHERE, WHEN, WHY, Or HOW.

.PERIOD PERIOD.

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“…’Cause Love Cuts A Million Ways… Shakes The Devil When He Misbehaves… I Ain’t Nobody’s Fool… COME ON… SHAKE IT UP… WHATEVER I DO…” — BILLY IDOL (“Cradle Of Love”(1990))

…Rock The Cradle Of Love…

…Rock The Cradle Of Love…

…Yes The Cradle Of Love…

…Don’t Rock Easily It’s True…

…MMM HMM YEAH…

(OWE)

…Sent From Heaven Above…

…THAT’S RIGHT…

…To Rock The Cradle Of Love…

…Yes The Pages Of Love…

…Don’t Talk Decently…

…It’s True…

…YEEAAHH…

(OWE)

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I Just NEEDED A SMILE!!!

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It IS FRIDAY NIGHT, Ya Know!!!

There’s BOUND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE WHO REALLY NEEDED IT, Also.

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“…Alright Stop What’Ya Doin’… ‘Cause I’m About To Ruin… The Image And The Style That’Ya Used To…” — DIGITAL UNDERGROUND (“The Humpty Dance” (1990))

“…I Look Funny…

…But Yo…

…I’m Makin’ Money, See…

…So Yo World…

…I Hope Ya Ready For Me…

…Now Gather ‘Round…

…I’m The New Fool In Town…

…And My Sound’s Laid Down By The Underground…”

“…I’ll Drink-Up All The Hennessy Ya Got On’Ya Shelf…

…So Just Let Me Introduce Myself…

…My Name Is Humpty…

…Pronounced With A “Umpty”…

…Yo Ladies…

…Oh How I’d Like To Funk Thee…

…And All The Rappers In The Top Ten…

…Please Allow Me To Bump Thee…

…I’m Steppin’ Tall, Y’all…

…And Just Like Humpty Dumpty…

…Ya Gonna Fall When The Stereos Pump Me…

…I Like To Rhyme…

…I Like My Beats Funky…

…I’m Spunky…

…I Like My Oatmeal Lumpy…

…I’m Sick With This…

…Straight Gangsta Mack…

…But Sometimes I Get Rediculous…

…I’ll Eat Up All’Ya Crackas And’Ya Licorice…

…Hey, Yo, Fat Girl…

…C’mere Are’Ya Ticklish?…

…Yeah, I Called’Ya Fat…

…Look At Me, I’m Skinny…

…It Never Stopped Me From Gettin’ Busy…

…I’m A Freak…

…I Like The Girls With The Boom…

…I Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom…

…I’m Crazy…

…Allow Me To Amaze Thee…

…They Say I’m Ugly…

…But It Just Don’t Faze Me…

…I’m Still Gettin’ Into Girls Pants…

…And I Even Got My Own Dance…”

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ย THE HUMPTY DANCE IS YOURย CHANCE TO DO THE HUMP!”

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"THE HUMPTY DANCE" From DIGITAL UNDERGROUND's "SEX PACKETS" Album (1990)

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To Y’all, My Peeps…

…Please Have A GREAT FRIDAY…

…And An EVEN GREATER WEEKEND!!!

Hope This Little Bloggin’ing Made You Smile!

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That Was The Point Of It, Anyway.

If You DIDN’T Smile?

Hmm.

Then You’re A “TOUGH ROOM” As They’d Say.

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The CROWN-JEWEL Of (mainly/mostly) UNKNOWN’ish HORROR/SLASHER/THRILLER Film-Classics… Since 1990!

Spontaneous Combustion

Directed AND Co-Written By TOBE HOOPER (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Lifeforce (1985))… Starring BRAD DOURIF (One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (1975), Child’s Play through Child’s Play 13 ( 1988-????), Deadwood (2004-2006))

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That’s What We’re Talkin’ ’bout Ta-nite.

… … …

Trust Me, Kids… If You’re In ANY-WAY A Fan of Quality “WTF?!?!?!” Type Movies… THIS. IS. YOUR. MOVIE. Period.

… … …

Have YOU Seen It…

…Ever…

…In Your Whole Life?

Have YOU (even) Heard Of It…

…Like…

…Like Totally In Forever Ever?

… … …

I Honestly NEVER Understood…

…How Such an ENTERTAINING Yarn…

…Directed By “A MASTER In HIS CRAFT”…

…With “A Star Who ALWAYS Pleases AND Amazes”…

…Could Honestly Go Virtually Unnoticed!

I Think I Know FOUR (4) LIVING HUMANS…

… Like PERSONALLY Know…

…FOUR (4)…

…Whom Have Honestly Seen It.

That Makes Me Sad.

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… … …

“WTF?!?!?!”

… … …

So Often In Our World…

…Things Come About…

…Here And There…

…Time To Time…

…That Do Make You Say…

…”WTF?!?!?!”

Being a “Child of The ’80s”…

…I’ve Become VERY AWARE Of…

…Hmm…

…How To Say How To Say…

…Umm…

…”Quality “WTF?!?!?!” Type Things”???

I’m Sure You’re Already Aware’ish To This Fact.

It’s Sort Of A…

…Hmmm…

…”Point Of Personal Pride”…

…?…

…Maybe?…

…Which I Do Find Important For ALL Living Beings to Discover…

…Like You Didn’t Know Already, right?

RIGHT!

Well…

“SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION”

…Is MY TOP-CHOICE…

…In Regard To Being…ย 

“The CROWN-JEWEL Of (mainly/mostly) UNKNOWN’ish HORROR/SLASHER/THRILLER Film-Classics… Since 1990!”

… … …

Brad Dourif is Also A Choice For “The Crown-Jewel” Of Unknown’ish Actors.

… … …

If You’re Willing To Give It A Chance…

…Then I’m VERY SURE It’s a Film You’d Give A Chance…

…To…

…Then.

(*Channeling My Inner "Tim McCarver" I Guess?*)

… … …(crickets)… … …

Spontaneous Combustion Left Me saying “WTF?!?!?!” And I LOVED IT LOVED IT!!! !!!

… … …

HOWEVER…

…I Do Hope…

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

…Has The Power…

…To Honestly…

…To Truly…

…To Deeply…

…Make You Say…

“WTF?!?!?!”

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