โ€œTHE BESTโ€ -Vs- โ€œMY FAVORITEโ€: Episode II: “It’s All In The Reflexes.”

Howdy, Kids.

What’s Shakin’?

Yeah…

…Not Much Here, Either.

T’Is Another Of Those Mornings Where I’m Awake Way Too Damned Early.

It’s My Fault, Though.

Went To Bed Too Damned Early.

What’Ya’Gonna’Do, Ya Know?!

Exactly My Point!!

Anyway…

…I Digress.

Let’s Get To The Meat Of This Thing, Shall We?!

LETS!!

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In This Episode…

…I Wish To Cover A Couple Modern-Day Directors.

I’ll Begin With A Personal Favorite Of Mine…

…And Someone I Know Some Of You Really Enjoy…

JOHN CARPENTER

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So…

…What’s JOHN CARPENTER‘s BEST Work?!

Well…

…There Are Two Schools Of Thought On This One.

Some Believe His BEST Work To Be…

HALLOWEEN

(1978)

…And It Is Hard To Scoff At That One.

I LOVE The Original…

HALLOWEEN

…Very VERY Much So.

The Other School…

…However…

…Would Say…

THE THING

(1982)

…Is…

THE BEST

…Of His Work.

That One Is Even Harder To Scoff At…

…At Least For ME…

…Because I’m Of That School.

I Think…

THE THING

…Is His BEST Work.

.Period.

BUT…

…Are Either Of Those Films…

MY FAVORITE

??? ???

No.

I Love Them Both Dearly…

…And Have Owned Copies Of Both (in one format or another) For The Past Two-Decades.

So What Is…

MY FAVORITE

???????

That Would Be…

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

(1986)

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Yes…

…I’m VERY Well Aware…

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

…Is An Inferior Film To Both…

HALLOWEEN

…And…

THE THING

…So You Don’t Have To Remind Me Of That Fact.

I’m With You, My Peeps.

I Am.

BUT…

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

…Is The Flick Attached To The Most Memories.

It’s The Film I Never Could Get Enough Of.

It’s The Film I Sit-Down To Watch With My Nephew When We Both Need A Bit Of Escapist Adventure.

It’s The Film I Had To Place A Special Order For While In The Navy Because It Sold-Out At The Video Store The First Day It Was Released.

No Foolies, My Peeps.

HALLOWEEN

???

LOVE IT!

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THE THING

???

LOVE IT LOVE IT!

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BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

???

LOVE IT SO SO SO MUCH IT’S CRAZY!!!

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The Second Director I Wish To Cover Is Another Modern Fan Favorite…

WES CRAVEN

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So What’s WES CRAVEN‘s BEST Work?

???

Well…

…Again…

…There Are Two Schools Of Thought At Play, Here.

Some Say It’s His Original Directorial Work…

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT

(1972)

…And I Can Understand And AGREE With That Line Of Thought.

It IS A Truly Powerful Work, To Say The Least.

It’s Gritty.

It’s Nasty.

It’s So Damned Realistic You Feel Like You’re Watching A Snuff-Film.

It Would Get My Vote As His BEST.

The Other School Would Easily Say…

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

(1984)

…Is…

THE BEST

…Which Is Also Hard Not To Agree With.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

…Is An Iconic Piece Of Work…

…Just Like JOHN CARPENTER‘s…

HALLOWEEN

…Both Of Which Have Spawned What Seems Like An Endless Stream Of Sequels.

.Period.

BUT BUT BUT…

…Are Either…

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT

…Or…

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

MY FAVORITE

…Of His Works?

??? ??? ???

Nope.

That Honor Goes To…

SWAMP THING

(1982)

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Now Don’t Get To Laughing At Me So Soon!

I Do Admit…

…It’s An Odd Choice.

It’s Drastically Inferior To Both Of The Preceding Flicks…

…Sure Sure Sure…

…But Does That Change My Feeling???

NOT. IN. THE. SLIGHTEST.

.PERIOD.

SWAMP THING

…Has Been My Personal Favorite Since The Beginning.

It’s Another I’ve Owned (in one format or another) Since It’s Initial Release On VHS.

I Would Venture To Guess I’ve Seen…

SWAMP THING

…Perhaps…

…Oh…

…412 Times?!

Perhaps Even…

…Oh…

….4,012 Times?!

I Don’t Really Know.

I Just Know It’s A LOT A LOT A LOT!!!

SWAMP THING

…Was A Childhood Hero Of Mine…

…And He Remains So To This Very Day.

Next Time My Nephew Is Here With Me, I Plan To Bust-Out The…

SWAMP THING

…And Have Him Check-It-Out.

I Think It’s A Flick He’d Truly Get A Major Kick Out Of.

FO SHO, My Peeps!!!

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Was That FUN For Y’all?!

I SURE HOPE SO!!!

It Was Fun For Me, Anyway!!!

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Please Try To Enjoy The Day, Kiddies.

Y’all Hang-In-There.

Take Care.

Be Good.

See Me Soon.

And Talk To Me Sooner.

L8r, Taters!!!

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“THE BEST” -Vs- “MY FAVORITE”: Pilot Episode

Alright, My Peeps…

…This Is A Subject I’ve Touched On Many Times In My Daily Rambles.

Some People Sincerely Do Not Understand The Concept Of…

THE BEST

Vs

MY FAVORITE

…Since They Don’t Understand How Someone’s Favorite Something Isn’t Also The Best Of Whatever It May Be.

In This Series…

…I’ll Be Discussing Different Films…

…Songs…

…Albums…

…Books…

…Whatever I Can Think Of…

…To Showcase The Point That…

THE BEST

…Doesn’t Have To Be…

MY FAVORITE

.Period.

In Today’s Episode…

…I’ll Be Taking On TWO (2) Exceptionally Popular Film Franchises…

INDIANA JONES

&

STAR WARS

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Shall We Begin?!

LETS!!!

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First-Up…

INDIANA JONES

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I’m Beginning Here As This One Is The Hardest To Sell Others On.

Now…

…Which “INDIANA JONES” Film Is Most Widely Accepted AND Agreed Upon As Being…

THE BEST

???

Well…

…That’s A Simple One.

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

…Is By FAR Considered To Be…

THE BEST

…Of The Entire “INDIANA JONES” Spectrum.

.Period.

Do I Have A Problem With That?

Nope.

WHY?

Because I Accept The Fact That…

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

…Is…

THE BEST

…For That Series Of Films.

HOWEVER…

…Is It…

MY FAVORITE

???

???

Honestly…

…NOPE.

So What Is?!

Well…

INDIANA JONES And THE TEMPLE Of DOOM

…Has Always Been…

…And Will Always Be…

MY FAVORITE

.Period.

To ME…

…It’s The Darkest Chapter In The “INDIANA JONES” Saga…

…And It’s Honestly The Most FUN Flick Of The Bunch.

I Remember Seeing It As A Child And Becoming An Instant Convert.

I Loved…

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

…But I Loved Loved LOVED…

INDIANA JONES And THE TEMPLE Of DOOM

…Even More So.

Sue Me.

I Like What I Like…

…And I Love What I Love.

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Next Up…

STAR WARS

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This Is Another That’s Been A Hard Sell On Other Folks.

When It Comes To The “STAR WARS” Universe…

…People Always Seem Torn.

There’s The School That Says…

STAR WARS: Episode IV: A NEW HOPE

…Is The Best.

And Then There Are Those Whom Say…

STAR WARS: Episode V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

…Is The Best.

I Tend To Agree With The Latter.

I’m Of A Mind That Says…

STAR WARS: Episode V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

…Is Honestly…

THE BEST

…From THAT Saga Of Motion Pictures.

Nothing Wrong With That.

BUT…

…Is…

STAR WARS: Episode V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

MY FAVORITE

???

???

Again…

…NOPE.

What Is?!

STAR WARS: Episode VI: RETURN Of THE JEDI

…That’s What!!!

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Again…

…To ME…

STAR WARS: Episode VI: RETURN Of THE JEDI

…Falls Into That Realm Of…

…Always Has Been…

…Always Will Be…

MY FAVORITE

.Period.

It’s The First Film I Honestly Remember Seeing In The Theater…

(Though "E.T." Was Actually The First Film I Saw In The Theater, I Just Don't Remember That Viewing Since I Was Only 2-Years-Old hehehe)

…And I Was Totally Blown Away!

At 3-Years-Old…

…I’d Never Seen Anything Like It.

And THAT MEMORY Has Stuck With Me MY ENTIRE LIFE.

It Became My Favorite In 1983…

…And It’s Remained My Favorite To This Day.

When I Need Something FUN And UPLIFTING…

…It’s Hard For Me To Go Wrong With…

STAR WARS: Episode VI: RETURN Of THE JEDI

I Get A Flood Of Old Memories Floating To The Surface Each AND Every Time I See It.

I Get Them Thar Goose-Pimples When I Watch It.

The Moment I Hear The Words…

IT’S A TRAP!

…I Nearly Keel Over With Grand Excitement!

STAR WARS: Episode VI: RETURN Of THE JEDI

…Is The Most FUN Flick Of Them All!

It Makes Me Feel Like A Kid Again…

…And Those Memories…

…To ME…

…Are ABSOLUTELY…

…POSITIVELY…

…WITHOUT A DOUBT…

…PRICELESS.

.Period.

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Some Things Stick With Us Forever…

…And Ever…

…And Ever And Ever And Ever.

Y’all Know That.

You’re Human.

You Understand The Power Of The Mind.

You Know How It Works Well Enough To Know How That Goes.

Your “FAVORITE” Anything Does NOT Always Jive With What Everyone Else Considers “THE BEST” Or “THE WORST” Or “THE MOST FUN” Or “THE LEAST FUN”…

…Etc Etc Etc.

We’re All Our Own People.

We Have The Power To BOTH Agree AND Disagree.

That’s Part Of The Human Experience.

That’s Part Of Life.

Wouldn’t Y’all Tend To Agree?!

GREAT!!

I KNEW YOU WOULD!!!

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The Song Stuck In My Head: “SOMETHING TO DO” by DEPECHE MODE (1984)

…I’m Going Crazy With Boredom…

…Come With Me…

…Tell Me…

…Is There Something To Do?

…Is There Something To Do?

…Is There Something To Do?

…Is There Something To Do? …

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SOMETHING TO DOIs Simply An Awesomely Fun Jam From DEPECHE MODE‘s 1984 AlbumSOME GREAT REWARD!!!

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…Grey Sky Over A Black Town…

…I Can Feel Depression All Around…

…You’ve Got Your Leather Boots On…

…Is There Something To Do?

…Is There Something To Do?

…Is There Something To Do?

…Is There Something To Do? …

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I Went For A Rather Lengthy Walk A Little Bit Ago…

…And I Listened To Nothing But Songs By…

DEPECHE MODE

&

ROBERT CRAY

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And Out Of All Those Amazing Songs…

…Of Which There Were MANY…

…This Song…

SOMETHING TO DO

by DEPECHE MODE

…Was The Song That Got Played The Most.

It’s A Very Simple Song…

…But I LOVE The Beat And Rhythm Of It.

It’s A Very Fast Song…

…And It’s PERFECT For Walks.

It Gets You Moving…

…And Before You Know It…

…You’re Cruising!

I’m Not Going To Make This A Lengthy Bloggin’ing Post…

…But I Will Say This…

…The Entire Album…

SOME GREAT REWARD

…Is Very Special.

It’s The First DEPECHE MODE Album That You Can Attach The Word GREAT To.

Their First THREE (3) Albums…

…To Me…

…Just Don’t Quite Cut The Ole Mustard.

They All Have A Couple Songs Worth A Listen…

…But That’s Really About It.

HOWEVER…

SOME GREAT REWARD

…Is A Regular Toe-Tapper.

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(hehehe)

Top To Bottom With Damned Decent Jams, Fo SHO!

Check-It-Out, My Peeps.

If You Dig This Music Style…

SOME GREAT REWARD

…Is Exactly As Advertised!

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Hope You’re Enjoying Your Weekend, Kiddies.

I’ll Holla At Y’all L8r!

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The Song Stuck In My Head: “CARELESS WHISPER” by GEORGE MICHAEL (WHAM!) (1984)

Time Can Never Mend…

…The Careless Whispers…

…Of A Good Friend…

…To The Heart And Mind…

…Ignorance Is Kind…

…There’s No Comfort In The Truth…

…Pain Is All You’ll Find. …

…Should’ve Known Better…

…Yeah…

…I Feel So Unsure…

…As I Take You Hand…

…And Lead You To The Dance Floor…

…As The Music Dies…

…Something In Your Eyes…

…Calls To Mind The Silver Screen…

…And All Its Sad Goodbyes. …

…I’m Never Gonna Dance Again…

…Guilty Feet Have Got No Rhythm…

…Though It’s Easy To Pretend…

…I Know You’re Not A Fool…

…Should Have Known Better Than To Cheat A Friend…

…And Waste The Chance That I’ve Been Given…

…So I’m Never Gonna Dance Again…

…The Way I Danced With You. …

The 1984 UK Single Version OfCARELESS WHISPERBy GEORGE MICHAEL

… … … … … … …

… … … … …

… … …

Of All The Songs In The World…

…Good…

…Bad…

…Or Otherwise…

…Why Did THIS SONG…

CARELESS WHISPER

by GEORGE MICHAEL

…Get Stuck In There?!?

Well…

…It’s My Fault, Really.

I Was Beboping Around Town In The Car…

…Music Playing…

…When It Suddenly Hit Upon This Cherry Little Number.

I Mean…

…Come On…

…There ARE Worse Songs Out There…

…But This Song Is Notorious For Getting Locked Inside One’s Head.

I’m Only Human…

…And Thusย Susceptible To Its Evil Powers!

I Think It’s The Damnedย Saxophone.

In Fact…

…I’m SURE It’s The Damned Saxophone.

I’m A Child Of The ’80s, My Peeps.

A Time In The World When HOT HOT SAX Was The Name Of The Game.

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But Still.

I Knew Better.

I Really Shouldn’t Have Even Listened To The Song As It Aired On The Radio.

This Happens Each AND Every Time.

Listen To Some…

GEORGE MICHAEL

…Or…

WHAM!

…And You’ll Be Humming It ’til Tuesday!!!

And YES…

…I Know This Song Was Released On The Album…

MAKE IT BIG

…In The United States.

However…

…It Was Released As Aย GEORGE MICHAELย Single Album, Across The Pond.

Anyway, My Peeps…

…As I Previously Stated…

…There ARE Worse Songs Out There…

…But Not All Of Them Have The Sticking Power This One Possesses.

Guess I’ll Have To Start Listening To More And More Music Today.

I Must Get This One Unstuck.

Period.

It’s A Must Must MUST Type Must, Ya Know?!

I Refuse To Go A Couple Days Humming And Singing…

CARELESS WHISPER

!!! !!!! !!!

The Things I Do To Myself.

Sheesh, I Tell You.

Sheesh, Indeed!

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Songs That Make Me Smile: “YOU MIGHT THINK” by THE CARS (1984)

YOU MIGHT THINKIs Off Of THE CARS1984 AlbumHEARTBEAT CITY

Well, You Might Think I’m Crazy…

…To Hang Around With You…

…Maybe You Think I’m Lucky…

…To Have Something To Do…

…But I Think That You’re Wild…

…Inside Me Is Some Child…

…You Might Think I’m Foolish…

…Or Maybe It’s Untrue…

…You Might Think I’m Crazy…

…But All I Want Is You. …

YOU MIGHT THINK” (1984) (Single Album)

…Well, You Might Think It’s Hysterical…

…But I Know When You’re Weak…

…You Think You’re In The Movies…

…Everything’s So Deep…

…But I Think That You’re Wild…

…When You Flash That Fragile Smile…

…You Might Think It’s Foolish…

…What You Put Me Through…

…You Might Think I’m Crazy…

…But All I Want Is You. …

… … …

It’s Kinda Hard To Make Mention Of My Favorite Music Without Mentioning…

THE CARS

…As They Represent, To ME, The Epitome Of ’80s Pop/Rock Music.

THE CARS

…Really Did Have A Sound All Their Own…

…BUT…

…I Can’t Think Of ’80s Music Without Including Them In The List Of…

"Favorite Sounds Of My Childhood"

…Ya Know?!

SURE YA DO!!!

๐Ÿ˜‰

Glad You’re Coming With Me On This One.

With…

THE CARS

…I Have Multiple Favorite Jams.

My Favorite To Walk To Is…

TOO LATE

…While My Favorite To Drive To Is…

MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL

…But But But…

…My Favorite To Sing Along With Is…

YOU MIGHT THINK

!!! !!!! !!!

It’s A Song That Has Always Succeeded In Bringing Out My Inner-Singer.

And YES, My Peeps, I Actually Am An Alright Singer.

I Wouldn’t Say I’m A Good Singer…

…But I’m AT LEAST Good Enough To Be Alright.

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ANYWAY…

…I Was Be-Bopping Around The Ranch When Good Ole “Mr. Shuffle” Decided To Grace My Day With This One.

I Immediately Stopped What I Was Doing Long Enough To Smile Big And Belt Out The First Verse.

(hehehe)

Needless To Say…

…I Quickly Made My Way Back To Ole “Mr. Computer” And I’ve Been Clickin’ These Keys, Since.

THE CARS

…Always Seem To Be Able To Brighten My Mood…

…And I’m Hoping They Can Do The Same For Some Of You.

I Know I Know…

…They Don’t Work On Everyone In Quite The Same Manner…

…But I Know They’ll Do Exactly As I’m Intending To Some.

Anything To Help Break-Up Theย Monotony Of The Day, Right?!?

RIGHT!!!

Hope It Helps, Kids!!!

If Not?

Hmm.

Well.

There Are Some Peeps I Just Can’t Fix.

I’m Only Human.

Maybe?

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(hehehe)

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Amazing Songs You’ve Never Heard Nor Heard Of: “IT DOESN’T MATTER” by DEPECHE MODE (1984)

IT DOESN’T MATTERIs A Virtually Unknown DEPECHE MODE Song Off Their 1984 AlbumSOME GREAT REWARD

… … …

…When I Kiss You…

…And You Kiss Me…

…Don’t Pretend You Miss Me….

…The Worst Kind…

…Of Diseased Mind…

…Is One Filled With Jealousy…

… … …

…If We Should Meet Again…

…Don’t Try To Solve The Puzzle…

…Just Lay Down Next To Me…

…And Please Don’t Move A Muscle…

… … …

…I Will Thank You…

…Most Of All For…

…The Respect You Have For Me…

…I’m Embarrassed…

…It Overwhelms Me…

…Because I Don’t Deserve Any…

… … …

IT DOESN’T MATTER

…If This All Shatters…

…Nothing Lasts Forever…

…But I’m Praying…

…That We’re Staying…

…Together.

… … … … … … …

… … … … …

… … …

I’ve Always Found This Song…

IT DOESN’T MATTER

by DEPECHE MODE

…Absolutely Beautiful.

It’s A Rather Simple Song.

It’s Also Rather Slow When Compared To Other Songs By…

DEPECHE MODE

…But It’s One I’ve Always Felt Was A Great Song That Slipped Through The Cracks.

The Album…

SOME GREAT REWARD

…Was An Amazing Breakthrough For…

DEPECHE MODE

…In So So SO Many Ways.

Their First Three Albums…

SPEAK & SPELL

A BROKEN FRAME

…And…

CONSTRUCTION TIME AGAIN

…Were All Okay AT BEST.

SOME GREAT REWARD

…Was The Breakout Album They’d Been Pushing Toward…

…And It Continues To Be One Of Their Most Memorable.

But This Song…

IT DOESN’T MATTER

…Was More Like A B-Side Track.

It Didn’t Get The Praise It Deserved…

…Most Likely Because It Was Overshadowed By Other Songs, Like…

PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE

BLASPHEMOUSย RUMOURS

SOMEBODY

MASTER AND SERVANT

etc etc etc

Even So…

…It’s An Amazing Song…

…And One That I Consider GREAT And BEAUTIFUL.

I Encourage All Of Y’all To Check It Out.

I Do My Best To Steer The Ship In The Right Direction For Y’all, My Peeps…

…And I’m Pretty Sure This Is One You’ll Dig IF You Enjoy This Kind Of Music.

It’s A Personal Favorite, Fo SHO, So I’m Sincerely HOPING You’ll Dig It.

Just Remember…

…It’s A Vastly Different Sound Than What You’re (likely) Used To…

…But Isn’t That Where The Fun-Factor Comes Into Play???

I Do So Enjoy Listening To Music Of All Types.

I Like To Keep My Music-Pallet Wet With A Diverse Assortment Of Sounds.

This Song…

IT DOESN’T MATTER

…Is Definitely A DIVERSE SELECTION, Fo SHO, My Peeps.

Granted, Some Of You Won’t Like It One Bit…

…And Others Will Absolutely Fall In Love/Lust With It.

Can’t Win’em All, As They Say.

I’m Just Hoping To Win-Over As Many Of Y’all As I Can!

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Monday Is Here, My Peeps.

Let’s Crank It Up And Get It Goin’!!!

Work Well, My Peeps.

PEACE!!!

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The Best Of “The Last…”: A New Series!

I’ve Been Pondering This One For A Bit…

…And Finally Decided How I Wanted To Handle It.

I’m Going To Be Discussing…

…The BEST Films…

…Whose Titles Begin With…

THE LAST

…And Our First Example Is Today’s Selection…

THE LAST STARFIGHTER

(1984)

(Tagline: "He Didn't Find His Dreams... His Dreams Found Him.")

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I Began With This Selection For ONE GLARING REASON…

…It’s MY FAVE-FAVE!!!

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Of All The Flicks With The Title…

THE LAST

...For ME…

…It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than…

THE LAST STARFIGHTER

.Period.

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Alright…

…First Let Me Say This…

…YES…

…YES There ARE Many MANY Movies With A Title That Begins With…

THE LAST…”

…And I Personally Own NINE (9) Of Them!

(Quickie Examples: "The Last Boy Scout", "The Last House On The Left", "The Last King Of Scotland", etc etc etc)

But When I Stop And Think About It…

THE LAST STARFIGHTER

…Remains THE FIRST FLICK I Tend To Think Of.

.Period.

SO…

THE LAST STARFIGHTER

…Gets The Call, Today.

It Stars…

LANCE GUEST

&

DAN O’HERLIHY

&

ROBERT PRESTON

…AND…

…It Was Directed By…

NICK CASTLE

…Whom You MIGHT Remember Was…

…THE ORIGINAL ACTOR TO PLAY…

THE SHAPE

(aka “MICHAEL MYERS“)

…In The…

HALLOWEEN

…Horror Film Series!!!

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THE LAST STARFIGHTER

…Is Honestly A Pretty Simple Flick To Follow.

LANCE GUEST

…Is…

ALEX

…And He’s THE BESTEST BESTEST BESTIEST BESTEST EVER EVER At Playing An Arcade Game Called…

STARFIGHTER

!!!

The Catch Is…

…It’s NOT JUST A GAME…

…It’s AN AUDITION (of sorts).

The Game Has Been Planted All Over The Galaxy In The Hopes Of Finding Young And Talented “Players” And Turning Them Into “RECRUITS”!!!

There’s A War On.

And…

…THE WHOLE UNIVERSE COULD HANG IN THE BALANCE!!!

The “STAR-LEAGUE” Needs “STARFIGHTERS“…

…And…

ALEX

…Could Become THE BEST.

BUT…

…Following A Sneak Attack By The Bad-Guys…

ALEX

…Is Now…

…The UNIVERSE’S ONLY HOPE!!!

He’s It.

He’s…

THE LAST STARFIGHTER

!!! !!! !!!

This Flick Has ALWAYS Been A Personal FAVE-FAVE…

…And…

…When Beginning A New Series Of Anything…

…You’ve Gotta Come-Out SWINGING!!!

So Why Not Begin With The Flick That Brings About The MOST JOY?!?

EXACTLY, My Peeps!!!

GLAD WE AGREE!!!

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Got A Headache??? Take A DOUBLE SHOT Of CHARLES BRONSON And FORGET To Call Me In The Morning!!!

So.

My Peeps.

What’s Your Pleasure?

1983?

1984?

Tough Choice, I Know.

Tell Ya What, Kiddies…

…How’z ‘Bout BOTH For The Price Of ONE Admission?

That’ll Be 60-Seconds Of Your Life, Please.

I Know, Right!

HELLUVA DEAL!!!

Also…

…How’z ‘Bout We Just Go Chronological?

Cool Beans, Peeps.

Knew You’d Be Fine With That.

… … …

CHARLES BRONSON

in

“10 To MIDNIGHT”

(1983)

“10 To MIDNIGHT” (1983) Directed By A PERSONAL HERO Of Mine, J. LEE THOMPSON, Whom You May Remember From Such AMERICAN CLASSICS As “CONQUEST Of THE PLANET Of THE APES” (1972) (Which Is THE BEST APES MOVIE. PERIOD. “CONQUEST… …IS BEST!”) & “BATTLE For THE PLANET Of THE APES” (1973), “KING SOLOMON’S MINES” (1985), “CAPE FEAR” (1962), “THE GUNS Of NAVARONE” (1961) (One Of THE TRULY GREATEST MOTION PICTURES EVER EVER MADE, btw) AND OF COURSE… …There’s “FIRE WALKER”(1986) !!! The FUNNIEST MOTION PICTURE In History. It’s About Half “WTF?” & Half “No, Really, WTF?”ย MOVIE GOLD, Fo SHO!

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CHARLES BRONSON

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“THE EVIL THAT MEN DO”

(1984)

“THE EVIL THAT MEN DO” (1984) Is Is Is ALSO Directed By J. LEE THOMPSON!!! I Know, Right! How Do They Do It! Amazing. ANYWAY… This One Is A Bit Harder Of A Pill To Swallow For Some People. These Dudes Really Went For The Ole “Kitchen Sink” Routine In Regard To The Violence. And, Of COURSE, CHARLESย BRONSON Is The Toughest Of The Tough In This One. And I STILL Say More Stars These Days Should Sport The Bro’stache.

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Yeah.

Great ’80s Flicks, Where You Can TOTALLY TELL They Were Made IN The ’80s.

Simply Priceless, As They Say.

Just Make Sure You’re READY.

“10 To MIDNIGHT”

…Is A Cop -Vs- Killer ACTION SLASHER Flick… …Loaded With… …Nakedness.

And…

“THE EVIL THAT MEN DO”

…Really Goes A Long Way To Make This Film As CRAZY VIOLENT As Possible.

Want Proof?

OKAY…

…The Tagline On The DVD I Have Says…

“MOST CRIMINALS ANSWER TO THE LAW. ย THE WORLD’S MOST SAVAGE EXECUTIONER MUST ANSWER TO BRONSON.”ย 

Yeah…

…Totally NOT For All Audiences.

(hehehe)

If You Can Handle Seeing A Dude Get Electrocuted By Probes And Stuff On His Junk And In His Trunk…

…You MIGHT BE Okay.

Maybe.

Maybe’ish, More Likely.

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