Alright, My Peeps…
…In This Wild Little Flick…
CHUCK NORRIS
…Is A Tough-As-Nails Sheriff Of A Small Town In Good Ole Texas…
…And Now He’s Facing-Off Against A Mentally Deranged Psycho Killer Whom Is, As Far As We All Know, Totally INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!
No Shit, Sheriffs!
CHUCK NORRIS
…In A “B-Movie” ACTION/HORROR/SLASHER/SCI-FI/THRILLER!!!
I KNOW, RIGHT!!!
WOOT!!!
I Promise, I Couldn’t Make This Up If I Tried!
Well…
…Ok…
…I Could…
…But I’m So SO NOT!!!
😀 😀 😀
Our Killer Is “JOHN KIRBY”…
(Played With A Brute Viciousness By Mr. BRIAN LIBBY)
…A Man Who Was Recently SHOT-TO-PIECES By The Police After He Took An AX TO HIS FAM!
He Died On The Operating Table…
…Under The Careful Care Of Three Doctors/Surgeons/Geneticists…
(Played By RON SILVER, STEVEN KEATS, And WILLIAM FINLEY)
…Who Are Now Using “KIRBY” As Their Ginni-Pig For A Genetic Super-Healing Serum.
Guess What?!
IT…
"You Jivin' Me, Turkey?" 