Something From Smak To Make Y’all Smile A Bit…
…Just In-Case You Haven’t Had Enough Fun Yet To Make Your Daily Quota 😉
Hark the Herald!
Q: Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and that’s down the chimney.
Q: What did the inner-city kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
Jesus Christ was manning the front door of heaven one day when an old man arrived at the pearly gates.
“Tell me about yourself, Old Man,” Christ commanded.
“I’m nothing special,” said the old man. “I am but a humble carpenter, but I was given a tremendous responsibility. I was step-father to a very special boy, a young man who took human form, but who was something more.”
Christ felt the sting of tears in His eyes. “Father,” He said.