Hey Vern, Lookin’ For An Alternative To Classics Like “It’s A Wonderful Life” And “A Christmas Story”?!?!?

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

JIM VARNEY Is Mr. SubtleAsASledgeHammer ERNEST P. WORRELL In OneOf MY AllTimeChristmasFlickFAVES, “ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS (1988) !!!

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Eh?!

EH?!?!

That’s What I Thought.

Nuf Ced!!!!!

KnowWhatIMean?!?!?!?

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Something From Smak To Make Y’all Smile A Bit…
…Ya Know…
…Just In-Case You Haven’t Had Enough Fun Yet To Make Your Daily Quota 😉
-B.

Promethean Times

By Smaktakula

Hark the Herald!

Q: Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any children?

A: Because he only comes once a year, and that’s down the chimney.

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Q: What did the inner-city kid get for Christmas?

A: My bike.

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Jesus Christ was manning the front door of heaven one day when an old man arrived at the  pearly gates.

“Tell me about yourself, Old Man,” Christ commanded.

“I’m nothing special,” said the old man. “I am but a humble carpenter, but I was given a tremendous responsibility. I was step-father to a very special boy, a young man who took human form, but who was something more.”

Christ felt the sting of tears in His eyes. “Father,” He said.

“Pinocchio?”

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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! ∞ T.

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Have A Very Merry “DIRTY HARRY” Xmas!!!

So…

Not Doin’ A Lot, Today, Eh?

If You’re Reading This, That’s A Strong‘ish Possibility.

Unless, Well, You’re Really Just That Damned Devoted.

If So, That’s AWESOME And THANK YOU.

But, If You’re Just Reading This For The Sake Of Having Something To Do???

Well…

…THIS COULD HELP!!!

What Is It, You Ask?!

WELLLLL…

…Perhaps It’s Time For A…

DIRTY HARRYATHON!!!

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Maybe?!

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Me Thinks YES!!!

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The "DIRTY HARRY" Collection

TheDIRTY HARRYCollection !!!

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Shall We Begin At

…Hmm…

The Beginning?!

EXCELLENT CHOICE!!

I’ll Join You!!!

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1ST

((Arguably "THE BEST" Of Series, Or Is So Considered To Be By Most People.))

DIRTY HARRY

(1971)

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Starring

CLINT EASTWOOD

…As (the now iconic) San Francisco Police Inspector…

HARRY CALLAHAN

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Also Starring

ANDREW J. “ANDYROBINSON

…As The Killer…

SCORPIO

And

JOHN VERNON

…As…

THE MAYOR Of SAN FRANCISCO

Produced AND Directed By

DON SIEGEL

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2ND

((Absolutely "THE MOST UNDERRATED" Of The Series, Fo Flippin' SHO, My Peeps!))

MAGNUM FORCE

(1973)

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Starring

CLINT EASTWOOD

…As…

DIRTY HARRY CALLAHAN

And

HAL HOLBROOK

…As The Sinister…

LT. BRIGGS

Directed By

TED POST

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3RD

((Sadly "THE WORST" Of The Series, Though It Is Still Pretty Good. It's Just Not As Good As The Others.))

THE ENFORCER

(1976)

The_Enforcer (via Wikipedia)

Starring

CLINT EASTWOOD

…As…

DIRTY HARRY CALLAHAN

And

TYNE DALY

…As Harry’s New Partner…

KATE MOORE

Directed By

JAMES FARGO

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4TH

((Totally "MY FAVORITE" Of The Series, By Far Far FAR!!!))

SUDDEN IMPACT

(1983)

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Starring

CLINT EASTWOOD

…As…

DIRTY HARRY CALLAHAN

With

SONDRA LOCKE

…As The Vigilante…

JENNIFER SPENCER

And

PAT HINGLE

…As…

CHIEF JANNINGS

Produced AND Directed By

CLINT EASTWOOD

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5TH

((Very Much "THE WILD CARD" Of The Series, As There Are Some Whom Think It The Worst, While Others Think It Pretty Damned Good.))

THE DEAD POOL

(1988)

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Starring

CLINT EASTWOOD

…As…

DIRTY HARRY CALLAHAN

And

LIAM NEESON

…As Film-Maker…

PETER SWAN

Directed By

BUDDY VAN HORN

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With Five (5) Flicks To Choose From, I’m Not Going To Try Telling Y’all How You Should Handle Watching Them.

Some Prefer The Classic Approach Of Starting With The First Flick, And Rolling Forward Through To The Last Flick.

Some Prefer To Watch Them By Order Of Their Favorites.

Whether You’re Watching Them Worst-To-Best

Best-To-Worst

Favorite-To-Least-Favorite

Least-Favorite-To-Favorite

Backward

Forward

Side-To-Side

With-A-Shimmy

IT DOESN’T MATTER!

You’re Going To Do It YOUR OWN WAY, Regardless Of What I Say.

I’m Just Planting A Seed, Here, My Peeps.

YOU Needed Something To Do.

I Needed Something To Do.

So, WE Are Working TOGETHER!

WE Are ALL In This Thing TOGETHER!!

That’s Just LIFE, My Peeps.

I Sure Hope This Helped Ya.

Have A Very MerryDIRTY HARRYXmas!!!

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“A Good Conscience Is A CONTINUAL Christmas.” –BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

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