I Felt Like Warmed-Over-Arse…

…So I Spent The Bulk Of My Saturday In Bed.

I Simply Couldn’t Function.


I Felt Tired…

…I Felt Lethargic…

…I Felt Mopy And Draggy…

…I Simply Couldn’t Operate Up To Factory Specs.

And I Don’t Even Know What Was Wrong With Me.

It’s Very VERY Unusual For Me To Spend So Much Time Sleeping.

Some Folks Get Away With It…

…But Not I.

And Upon Awaking…

…I Found That I Had Silly Hands.

Silly Hands Means My Hands Are Twitchy.

I Can’t Get Them To Do Exactly As I’d Like…

…Or Exactly As They Would Normally Work.

I Mean, Come On Hands, Work For Me, Dammit, And Work NOW!

It’s Taken Me Forever And A Day Just To Type This Much.

It Sucks.

It Blows HARD, And Not In A Good Way.

There’s Nothing Pleasant About Having Silly Hands.

They Plague Me.

They Are The Bane Of My Existence.

They Cause So Many Issues.

As I Type Onward, They Don’t Improve.

They Only Get Worse.

You Try Typing With Silly Hands.

Or Try Pouring, AND Carrying, A Cup Of Coffee With Them.

Silly Hands Are What Have Kept Me From Doing Any Type Of Technical Work.

Hard To Work On Someone’s Computer When Your Hands Don’t Want To Operate Like They Should.

It’s Maddening.

It’s Frustrating.

It’s A Whole Bunch Of Horseshit, Is What It Is.

And There’s Nothing I Can Do About It.

I Simply Have To Let Them Pass.

Eventually, My Hands Will Go Back To Normal.

Or, As Normal As They’ll Get.

Which Ain’t So Normal.

And NOW I’m Realizing I’ve Spent This Much Time Talking About My Hands.



Get Me On A Roll About Something, And I’ll Just Babble On And On About It.

My Bad.

What I Meant To Be Talking About Was My Health.

I Don’t Feel Right.

I Don’t Feel Well.

I Feel…


…How Do I Feel?

I Feel…


Does Crappy Fit Here?

Crappy SHOULD Fit Here.

I’m Just Not Me.

I Haven’t Been Me All Damned Day.

I Wasn’t Me All Of Yesterday.

Hell, I Wasn’t Even Me This Past Friday.

Just Tired.

Just Draggy.

Just Mopy.

I’d Say I Need To Get Out-N-About And Do Something.

I Would Do So.

But I Sincerely Don’t Know If I’ve Come-Down With Something.

My Temp Was Up A Touch Friday.

I Didn’t Take It Saturday, As I Knew I Didn’t Feel Good.

Perhaps I Should Take It Today?!

Perhaps, Indeed.

I’m Gonna Stop This, Now.

I’m Talking Way Too Much, And For No Good Reason.

As I Said, When I Don’t Feel Good, And I Get On A Topic, I Have The Tendency To Babble.

So I Shall Leave You Be, My Peeps.

I Promise To Work More, Today.

Working Generally Quells My Ill-Feelings.

Let’s Just Hope It Works In This Instance.

I Think I’ll Pop-On A JAMES BOND Flick On The Ole Blu-ray.

That Usually Helps Me Relax.

I’m Thinking…


…How About…


…The Flick That Has Become My Favorite Of The ROGER MOORE Bond Adventures.


That Sounds Good.

Some I’m Gonna Go For That.

Why Not, Eh?!

Why Not, Indeed.


Y’all Take Care.

Y’all Be Good.

Y’all See Me Soon.

Y’all Talk To Me Sooner.

I Foresee Another Day In Bed.

Nothing Wrong With That When You’re Sickly, Right?!




6 responses to “I Felt Like Warmed-Over-Arse…

    • I Wish.
      There Are So So SO Many Flicks I Want On The Blu-ray.
      One Needs Mo-Money To Make That Happen.
      …As Soon As I Get More…
      …Blu-rays Are My NUMBER 1 Priority hehehe


  1. For Your Eyes Only is probably my favorite James Bond film (Live and Let Die is a close runner-up). Funny thing about that movie (and one that makes me look like a shallow ass). You’re probably too young to remember this, but not long after the movie came out, the Enquirer (or one of those rags) put out a story that one of the actresses in that movie used to be a man. Like so many rumors, this one only has a grain of truth–one of the minor characters in the film was transgender apparently. But the rumor was that the dark-haired female lead (the chick with the crossbow) was the transgender person.

    30 years later, even knowing it’s not true, I can’t see crossbow-girl without thinking (and now in Austin Powers’ voice) “It’s a man, Baby!”


    • As A Roger Moore Fanboy, I’m Forced To Agree.
      I Love All Of His Bond Adventures.
      The First Bond Flick I Ever Saw Was “OCTOPUSSY” Followed By “A VIEW TO A KILL” And After Those, I Was Totally Hooked.
      I Love Me Some Bond, And, After Having Seen Them All Many Many Times, “FOR YOUR EYES ONLY” Is My Fave Fave, Followed Closely Behind With “THE SPY WHO LOVED ME” Though I Love All The Flicks.
      I Have Yet To See A Bond Flick I Didn’t Like, Except For Maybe “DIE ANOTHER DAY” Which Was Even Toooooo Cheesy For Even ME. And That Says A Lot. “DIE ANOTHER DAY” Is What I Call A “KITCHEN SINK” Adventure.
      I Know It Was The 40TH Anniversary Of Bond, But Still. Sheesh.
      “DIE ANOTHER DAY” Was The, Let’s Take Everything Good About Every Bond Flick And Put Them All In One Flick.
      Oh Well.
      Life Goes On.
      It’s A Bitch, Then We Die hahahaha
      Such Is Life. πŸ˜‰


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