Ever Break A Tooth On A Friday, After Everything Is Closed, And Can’t Even Speak To Your Dentist Until Tuesday Morning?!

MEEE TOOO, My Peeps.

MEEE TOOO, Indeed.

And It Sucks.

It Really…

REALLY F-IN SUCKS!

Why Must Things Always Work-Out For Me In Such A Manner?

I Know My Karma Is Bad…

…My Luck Is Bad…

…My Bad Luck Is Bad…

…I’m Simply The Poster-Child For All Things BAD.

And…

…Of Course…

…There’s Nothing I Can Do About It.

I’m Stuck.

Trapped.

Held Tightly In The Grip Of Things Of Which I Have No Control Over.

ARRRGH!!!

And I’m In Pain.

Lots…

And LOTS Of Pain.

Damned Tooth.

So I Break The Bastard Friday Afternoon…

…The Dentist Is Closed Saturday And Sunday…

…And This Coming Monday IS…

…Yep…

A Frickin’ Frackin’ HOLIDAY!

😦

So I’m Right.

I. Am. Stuck.

Period.

Nowhere To Go.

No-One To See.

Just Me

My Broken Tooth

And My Pain.

:*(

What A Fun Weekend This Is Going To Be, Eh?!

EH?!?!

Yeah.

Fun Indeed.

I Woke-Up In A Bad’ish Mood…

…And NOW I’m Locked Into A Dreadful Mood Mode.

And It’s Not My Fault.

I Blame The Flippin’ Macadamia-Nut I Chomped Onto To Break The Damned Tooth In The First Place.

Looks Like Young Bradley Is Going To Be Making A Trip To The E.R. Before The Weekend Is Over.

:*(

I Hate That Place, Also.

Spend Hours And Hours Waiting Around…

…All To Spend 30-Seconds With A Doctor Who Doesn’t Honestly Give A Shit In The First Place.

Nice, Eh?!

Nice, Indeed.

😦

Here’s To The Beginning Of A Dreadful Weekend.

(*clinks glass with self*)

Let Us Hope For Something Better…

…But Continue To Expect The Worst.

Then We’re Either Right…

…Or Pleasantly Surprised.

I’d Call That A Win Win…

…But Either Way It Goes I Don’t Think A Win Is Possible.

As They Say…

GOOD GRIEF!”

😐

10 responses to “Ever Break A Tooth On A Friday, After Everything Is Closed, And Can’t Even Speak To Your Dentist Until Tuesday Morning?!

    • You Just KNEW Albert King Was One Of My Go-To Blues Dudes, Didn’t Ya!!! hahaha
      LOVE HIM!!!
      Thank You So Much, Ms. Jaz!
      ‘Tis Much Appreciated!
      “If It Wasn’t For Bad Luck, I Wouldn’t Have No Luck At All.” hehehe

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      • Back at ya brother. All you have to ever do is ask the Queen of Blues LMAO. I am a walking encyclopedia with a plethora of useless musical knowledge LMAO πŸ˜€ hey while I’m at it I want to show you the latest addition to our set list.

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    • Thanks, Dude.
      It’s Much Appreciated.
      And Yeah, I LOVE Macadamia Nuts…
      …But They Sure As Hell Don’t Love My Dental Work 😦
      Guess I Won’t Be Eating Any Of Those In The Foreseeable Future.

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  1. Ouch! I’ve never had that happen. What holiday is Monday?

    I do have a similar story of weekend suckitude. Back in high school I was arrested on a Friday, and because Monday was a holiday, I couldn’t be arraigned (and therefore released) until Tuesday. True story.

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  2. Hope you feel better and got the tooth fixed! (broke my front tooth on a rib one time – hurts like hell!) and also once, we were sitting around swigging some beers on a Friday night and my best friend thought it would be funny to smack the bottom of the bottle while I was taking a drink, yeah, were still friends 20 years later, and it hurt like shit and then about 10 mins later the corner of my tooth fell off)…

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    • Thank You For The Kind Words, Fo SHO.
      They’re Much Appreciated.
      And I’m Sorry You Broke A Tooth, Also.
      They’re A Real REAL Pain.
      Drives Me Crazy, As It’s Not The First Tooth I’ve Broken In My Day 😦

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