Ever Break A Tooth On A Friday, After Everything Is Closed, And Can’t Even Speak To Your Dentist Until Tuesday Morning?!

MEEE TOOO, My Peeps.

MEEE TOOO, Indeed.

And It Sucks.

It Really…


Why Must Things Always Work-Out For Me In Such A Manner?

I Know My Karma Is Bad…

…My Luck Is Bad…

…My Bad Luck Is Bad…

…I’m Simply The Poster-Child For All Things BAD.


…Of Course…

…There’s Nothing I Can Do About It.

I’m Stuck.


Held Tightly In The Grip Of Things Of Which I Have No Control Over.


And I’m In Pain.


And LOTS Of Pain.

Damned Tooth.

So I Break The Bastard Friday Afternoon…

…The Dentist Is Closed Saturday And Sunday…

…And This Coming Monday IS…


A Frickin’ Frackin’ HOLIDAY!


So I’m Right.

I. Am. Stuck.


Nowhere To Go.

No-One To See.

Just Me

My Broken Tooth

And My Pain.


What A Fun Weekend This Is Going To Be, Eh?!



Fun Indeed.

I Woke-Up In A Bad’ish Mood…

…And NOW I’m Locked Into A Dreadful Mood Mode.

And It’s Not My Fault.

I Blame The Flippin’ Macadamia-Nut I Chomped Onto To Break The Damned Tooth In The First Place.

Looks Like Young Bradley Is Going To Be Making A Trip To The E.R. Before The Weekend Is Over.


I Hate That Place, Also.

Spend Hours And Hours Waiting Around…

…All To Spend 30-Seconds With A Doctor Who Doesn’t Honestly Give A Shit In The First Place.

Nice, Eh?!

Nice, Indeed.


Here’s To The Beginning Of A Dreadful Weekend.

(*clinks glass with self*)

Let Us Hope For Something Better…

…But Continue To Expect The Worst.

Then We’re Either Right…

…Or Pleasantly Surprised.

I’d Call That A Win Win…

…But Either Way It Goes I Don’t Think A Win Is Possible.

As They Say…



10 responses to “Ever Break A Tooth On A Friday, After Everything Is Closed, And Can’t Even Speak To Your Dentist Until Tuesday Morning?!

    • You Just KNEW Albert King Was One Of My Go-To Blues Dudes, Didn’t Ya!!! hahaha
      LOVE HIM!!!
      Thank You So Much, Ms. Jaz!
      ‘Tis Much Appreciated!
      “If It Wasn’t For Bad Luck, I Wouldn’t Have No Luck At All.” hehehe


      • Back at ya brother. All you have to ever do is ask the Queen of Blues LMAO. I am a walking encyclopedia with a plethora of useless musical knowledge LMAO πŸ˜€ hey while I’m at it I want to show you the latest addition to our set list.


    • Thanks, Dude.
      It’s Much Appreciated.
      And Yeah, I LOVE Macadamia Nuts…
      …But They Sure As Hell Don’t Love My Dental Work 😦
      Guess I Won’t Be Eating Any Of Those In The Foreseeable Future.


  1. Ouch! I’ve never had that happen. What holiday is Monday?

    I do have a similar story of weekend suckitude. Back in high school I was arrested on a Friday, and because Monday was a holiday, I couldn’t be arraigned (and therefore released) until Tuesday. True story.


  2. Hope you feel better and got the tooth fixed! (broke my front tooth on a rib one time – hurts like hell!) and also once, we were sitting around swigging some beers on a Friday night and my best friend thought it would be funny to smack the bottom of the bottle while I was taking a drink, yeah, were still friends 20 years later, and it hurt like shit and then about 10 mins later the corner of my tooth fell off)…


    • Thank You For The Kind Words, Fo SHO.
      They’re Much Appreciated.
      And I’m Sorry You Broke A Tooth, Also.
      They’re A Real REAL Pain.
      Drives Me Crazy, As It’s Not The First Tooth I’ve Broken In My Day 😦


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