Alright, Kids.
Y’all Know Me.
Y’all Know I Love Me Some Horror Flicks.
I Love Me Some Suspense/Thriller Flicks.
I Love Me Some Slasher Flicks.
I Love Me Some Monster Flicks.
And…
…I ESPECIALLY LOVE…
…
…
…”CHEESE-TASTIC” Flicks!!!
😀
Sadly, My Peeps…
“PIRANHA 3DD“
…Is None Of These.
Period.
What Is It?!
To Be Blunt…
…It…
…Was…
…AWFUL!
Just Plain Ole AWFUL!
I Was Excited To Finally Be Watching It On The Blu-ray…
…And That Quickly Turned Into A Big Ole…
…”WTF!?!?!“…
…Type Of Feeling.
😦
Y’all Know I’m Always On The Hunt For A “CHEESE-TASTIC” Gem Of A Flick.
Sadly…
“PIRANHA 3DD“
…Was Just Plain Ole CRAP.
Even With Personal Favorites In The Mix Like…
GARY BUSEY
&
CHRISTOPHER LLOYD
&
DAVID “THE HOFF” HASSELHOFF
…I Can EASILY Say…
“PIRANHA 3DD“
…Not Only Missed The Mark…
…It Threw-Up On It…
…Ate It Again…
…And Then Lumpingly Sank To The Bottom Of The Tank.
😦
I Know I Know I Know…
…It Wasn’t Supposed To Be Good.
It Was Billed As A Horror/Comedy Flick.
But It Really Wasn’t That Funny.
Sure…
…There Were Some Cool Scenes Of Gore And Carnage.
Sure…
…VING RHAMES Did Have A Shotgun-Leg.
Sure…
…There Was A Boat-Load Of T&A.
But…
…Honestly…
…None Of That Could Save It.
It Just Sucked-Ass, My Peeps.
It Really REALLY SUCKED.
Period Period.
😦
Oh Well.
My Quest For “CHEESE-TASTIC” Gems Continues.
Perhaps I’ll Find Something Else To Bring To Your Attention.
There’s Always Something Being Made Out There That I’ll End-Up Loving.
It Just Wasn’t…
“PIRANHA 3DD“
PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD.
😉
The Search Continues!!!
ONWARD TO GLORY!!!
😀
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Until this post, I had confused Piranha 3DD with the Piranha remake that came out a couple years ago. THAT movie was such a steaming pile of crap that I can only imagine that 3DD would be worse (although Christopher Lloyd & the Hof!). Gary “Substance A”Busey isn’t much of an actor since leaving his brains on the street like that.
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Gary “Substance A”Busey HAHAHAHAHA!
I LOVE IT, RK!
I’m Gonna Have To Start Using That When I Talk To Folks About Him.
And That’s More Often Than You’d Think hehehe
His Performance As Buddy Holly in “The Buddy Holly Story” Was One For The Ages! LOVE IT!!!
And His Performance As “Uncle Red” in “SILVER BULLET” Is A Personal Fave 😉
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