Alright, My Peeps.
What Can I Say To Make This All Totally Understood?
Likely…
…Words Should Easily Do The Trick.
So That’s What I’m Hoping For Here.
Ready?!
GREAT!!!
*** *** *** *** *** *** ***
Tonight…
…I Watched The Major Motion Picture…
“BATTLESHIP“
…And…
…I Swear…
…I’m Giving You The Straight-Up Of It…
…It Was…
…
…
…
…FUN.
.PERIOD.
That’s It.
It Really Really REALLY Was FUN.
Now…
…I Know What You’re Thinking…
…And NO…
…You’re Absolutely INCORRECT.
I’m Not Thinking That.
I’m Thinking…
…Honestly…
…People Have Forgotten The MOST IMPORTANT THING In Regard To Watching A Flick.
You Go Into EACH And EVERY ONE Like It’s The FIRST FLICK YOU’VE EVER SEEN.
Some People Can’t Do This.
"Oh, They Stole This From That Movie."
"Ah, I Swear I've Seen This Before, But Better."
"Yaddi Yaddi Yadda, Plugh!"
Uh Huh.
That’s What Those People Say.
I Say…
"Oh, I Liked That."
"Oh, This Is Cheesy."
"Ah, How Cool Was That."
"Ya Know, I Never Would Have Thought To Use That In That Way."
Can You See The Diff?
Can You??
I Don’t Compare And Contrast.
I Hate That Shit.
I Look At This Thing, And I Say…
"I Wonder What This Will Be Like?!"
I Don’t Say…
"I Hear It Sucks."
…Or…
"This Will Be The Greatest Thing Ever!"
…Or…
"This Is Going To Blow, I Just Know It."
I Say…
"Hmm. I Wonder What Kind Of Imagination These Peeps Have? I'm CURIOUS!"
Notice That?
At All?
I’m Not Here To Say…
“BATTLESHIP“
…Was The Worst Thing EVER!
Nor Am I Here To Say…
“BATTLESHIP“
…Was The Best Thing EVER!
Nope.
I’m Here To Say…
“I Watched It…
…I Had FUN…
…I Totally Appreciate The Imagination That Went Into It.”
Was There Borrowing From Other Flicks?
Sure.
Was Some Of It Crap?
Yeah, Some.
Did I Care?
Nope.
WHY?
Because…
I. HAD. FUN.
I DIDN’T Care That Some Parts Were ULTRA Cheesy.
I DID Enjoy That Most Of It Was CHEESE-TASTIC!!!!
“BATTLESHIP“
…Is A “B-MOVIE“…
…Something I Hope Y’all Have Heard Of.
And Guess What?
So Far As “B-MOVIE’s” Go…
…
…
…
…It Was FUN!!!
FUN FUN FUN!!!
So For Those Of You Who Saw It For WHAT IT IS…
…You’re VERY LIKELY To Agree With Me.
Remember…
…Watch EVERY FLICK As If It’s THE FIRST FLICK.
You’ve Never Seen Another.
This Is That FIRST TIME You’ve Seen Anything Like It.
NOW…
…What Do You Think Of It?!?
Did It Hold Your Interest?
Did The Special-Effects Wow Your Ass Off?
Did You Have FUN?
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Well…
…I Did.
And I’m The One Writing This.
So I Win.
😛
.Period.
Oh…
…And, Uh…
…By The Way…
…I Loved Seeing My Man…
LIAM NEESON
…Ham-It-Up-To-PERFECTION As THE ADMIRAL!
WHY?
Because He’s…
LIAM NEESON
…Dammit.
That Should Be Enough Of A Reason Right There.
The Man WAS In…
“KRULL“
…Ya Know?!
In MY WORLD…
…The Man Does NO WRONG.
.PERIOD PERIOD.
😀
Love Ya, My Peeps.
I Swear.
Like…
…For Realz…
…Ya Know?!
GREAT!!!
So…
…Because I Love Ya…
…I’m Showing You A Photo I Took…
…Of…
…The Very Very VERY REAL…
U.S.S. MISSOURI
Original Photo Of The U.S.S. MISSOURI Taken By BRADLEY ALAN 😀
!!! !!! !!!
Yes…
THE BATTLESHIP
U.S.S. MISSOURI
!!! !!! !!!
Now Are You Happy?!
You’d Better Be.
😉 😀 🙂
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