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Promethean Times

By Tardsie

We are delighted to present a second installment of Ask Tardsie, where we answer your questions–no matter how bizarre or uninformed–as honestly as we feel like.

NOW IN GLORIOUSHEAR–O–VISION!

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Jennifer Worrell is eager to learn how “quaint” made the jump from naughty to nice.

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Tom Simard asks why his dentist insists on humming while he works.

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Carrie Rubin wonders why television frequently depicts the women of law enforcement in tight, revealing clothing.

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Ren Kyoko wants to know why she’s having trouble finding a boyfriend (she’s cute & doesn’t have bad breath).

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White Lady in the Hood asks how she can make her next DMV visit more pleasurable.

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A Bonus Blooper!

We require more questions to feed the beast! Write your inquiries in the space for comments below, or email them to Tardsie@gmail.com. No question is too moronic!

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