–ERNEST HEMINGWAY–
(1899–1961)
Daily Archives: 01Aug12
These Are PRICELESS!
I Literally Laughed So Hard I ALMOST Peed! hahahahaha
By Smaktakula
In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines.
Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the headlines tell us all we really need to know.
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The Upside of Dyslexia ~ There is no dog-bamn u9sibe!
Helping your parents stay out of the nursing home ~ It’s like we told our folks, by taking the necessary steps now, they can help THEMSELVES to ensure that their final years are not marked by the joyless isolation of the state-funded nursing home. A real good start would be to peel off some of that ‘retirement nest egg’ savings to cover Smaktakula’s gambling debts. We could use a little ‘walking around’ money, too.
‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman’s doctor wants license restored ~ He’s not the first dude to impregnate a dangerously unstable welfare mom.
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Songs That Make Me Smile: “TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN” by ALICE COOPER (1986)
“…I Can’t Walk In The Day…
…I Must Walk In The Night…
…Stay In The Shadows…
…Stay Out Of The Light…
…Are My Shoulders Too Wide…
…Is My Head Screwed On Tight…
…I Spend My Whole Life…
…Burning…
…Turning…“
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“TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN” Is Off Of ALICE COOPER‘s 1986 Album “CONSTRICTOR“
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“…I’m A TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN…
…The Local Freak…
…With The Twisted Mind…
…I’m A TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN…
…These Ain’t My Arms…
…And These Legs Ain’t Mine…
…NO! …“
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The “TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN” Single Album By ALICE COOPER
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You Have My Nephew To Blame For This One.
I’ve Been Spending A Lot Of Time With Him During His Stay Here…
…And He’s A Major Fan Of…
ALICE COOPER
!!! !!!! !!!
I Know, Right!
The Kid Cracks Me Up.
I’m Sitting Here With Him.
He’s Playing The 360…
("NINJA GAIDEN II")
…And I’m Watching Him Play It…
…All The While Jotting Down Notes…
(In LONG-HAND)
…For What I Wanted To Included In This Bloggin’ing Blog Post.
I Think Better On Paper.
Always Have.
So I Take My Notes Using…
…A PEN…
…And PAPER.
I Know, Right!
WILD CONCEPT!
😉
I’m Sure It’ll Catch On Big After This New “World Wide Web” Thingy Stops Working.
(hehehe)
ANNNNNNNYWAY…
…Moving On, Moving On.
So When I’m With The Nephew…
…And He’s Playing His Games…
…I Just Get To Watch.
Every Now And Then He Lets Me Play…
…Though He Usually Ends Up Frustrated With My Lack Of Skills.
Then He Suggests I Just “Drop-Out” Of The Game And Let Him Continue Onward…
…Alone…
…With Me WATCHING Him Do It.
(HAHAHAHA)
Uncle Brad’s Failing Is His Stomach.
All The Fast Movements On The Screen…
…And All The Colors…
…And The Shakynessness That Goes On…
…It Literally Makes Me NAUSEOUS.
Uncle Brad Can Get Very Dizzy AND Sick-To-His-Stomach At Times.
BUT…
…I Still Sit With Him…
…And Watch Him Play…
…And I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way.
So…
…Today…
…Is…
“TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN“
by
ALICE COOPER
!!! !!!! !!!
It Played During My Little Brainstorming Session…
…And So…
…Here We Are.
😀 <—See Me Smiling!
🙂 <—And There!
😉 <—And Even A WINKING SMILE!
Yeah.
It Put Me In A Good Mood.
I Haven’t Felt Good All Day…
…BUT…
…Hearing That Song…
…Knowing It’s One Of Ari’s Favorites…
…And Watching Him Have Fun…
…I Do Feel A Bit Better.
That’s PERFECT!
And Since I’m Now In Trouble With Him Because I’m Taking A Break To Work This Up…
…I’m Going To Finish-Up…
…Publish…
…And Go WATCH More “NINJA GAIDEN II” !!!
Enjoy Your Day, My Peeps.
Hope This Helps.
😉
“We Have Art In Order Not To Die OF The Truth.” –FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
–FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE–
(1844–1900)
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