I’M Doin’ A PETER CUSHING And CHRISTOPHER LEE Double-Shot Of MY OWN!!!

I FIRST Begin With

Starring PETER CUSHING, PATRICK WYMARK, and CHRISTOPHER LEE!!!

And THEN I’ll Hit-Up

Starring CHRISTOPHER LEE, PETER CUSHING, and TELLY SAVALAS!!!

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Sounds Like A WINNING COMBO To ME!!!

How’s ’bout Yourselves, My Peeps???

Think You Can Handle A DOUBLE-DOSE Of Classic HORROR?!?

I’d Be Willing To Wager You CAN INDEED!!!

WOOT!!!

So Go Do It.

I’ll Wait… for ya… … … …maybe…’ish…

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Need A Quick Smile??? Yeah… MEEE TOOO!!!

I’m Just Tired At The Moment.

I Haven’t Been Sleeping All That Well.

My Nightmares Get A Little Out Of Control Sometimes…

…So I Wake-Up Startled Each Morning…

…Like Someone Fired-Off A Cannon Next To My Ear.

I Suppose One Could Say…

“I Just BLOW At Sleeping. Period.”

My Bad, I Guess.

Whatever.

THE POINT…

…Sorry Sorry…

…The Point Is That When I Get Sleepy, But Cannot Actually Sleep…

…I Tend To Put On A Flick/Show Of Some Type.

Sometimes…

…It’s A Documentary.

Sometimes…

…It’s Episodes Of STAR TREK.

And…

…Sometimes…

…It’s A KICK-ASS Movie!!!

For Now…

…The KICK-ASS Movie Won-Out.

Which KICK-ASS Movie, Pray Tell, Did I Pop On???

Why…

UNLEASHED: UNRATED

(2005)

Starring JET LI, MORGAN FREEMAN, and BOB HOSKINS!!!

 

Of COURSE!!!

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Now…

…Is The Flick…

UNLEASHED

…My FAVE-FAVE Flick To Star…

JET LI

??? ??? ???

YES.

YES IT IS.

However…

…Is…

JET LI

…My Reason For This Being My Favorite Film Staring Him???

??? ??? ???

NOPE.

NOT. AT. ALL.

He’s Incredibly Good In The Flick, Sure Sure…

…But For MY Money…

BOB HOSKINS

…Is The Whole Reason I Simply LOVE LOVE LOVE The Flick In Question.

.Period.

BOB HOSKINS

…Plays The Role Of The Hardcore, Crime-Boss Baddie To Near PERFECTION.

I’ve Seen Him In Many Many Flicks Over The Years…

(though y'all likely remember him most as Eddie Valiant from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?")

…But I Had Never Really Seen THIS KIND Of…

BOB HOSKINS

…In ANY Motion Picture of ANY Kind.

He’s Ruthless.

He’s Mean.

He’s Evil.

He’s Violent.

He’s Rather Disgusting, Actually.

But BOY Oh BOY Does Mr. HOSKINS Do This Part RIGHT!!!

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Here’s The Quick Skinny On The Plot:

JET LI

…Is “DANNY”…

…A Man Raised From Childhood By Our Hardcore Baddie “BART”…

(Bob Hoskins)

…As Basically A DOG.

His Whole Purpose In Life Is To Just Be There.

Always Waiting…

…Always Calm And Cool…

…UNTIL His Collar Is Removed.

Once He’s Unleashed…

…There’s Virtually NO STOPPING HIM!

He’s An Ass-Stomping-Machine Of A “Dog”…

…Whose Only Master Is The Evil “BART” Who Uses “DANNY” To Help Settle Arguments…

…Or Simply Beat-Down ANYONE “BART” Doesn’t Fancy, Or Feels Threatened By!

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O.M.G. My Peeps…

…You Wanna Talk About INTENSE…

…HIGH OCTANE…

…HARDCORE Beat-Downs And AMAZING Fight-Sequences???

Then YES YES YES…

UNLEASHED

…Is VERY MUCH SO The Flick For YOU.

And YES, My Peeps…

…I Sincerely DO Suggest Y’all Check This One Out In Its UNRATED EDITION Glory!!!

Some Of The Head-Crackin’, Ass-Stompin’ Action Will Simply BLOW-YOU-AWAY!!!

This Is The PERFECT Popcorn Flick.

.PERIOD.

JET LI 

…Is Awesome.

MORGAN FREEMAN

…(as the Man who finds “Danny” and Takes Him In) Is Awesome.

But…

…FOR ME ME ME…

BOB HOSKINS

…Is THE BEST PART Of The WHOLE SHE-BANG!!!

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Give It A Go, My Peeps.

This Is A Flick…

…For Those Of Y’all Looking For Something To Pump-Up Your Adrenalin-Levels.

It’s An HIGH-ACTION Flick…

…That DOES Have A Heart.

But It’s Anchored By GREAT PERFORMANCES…

…And GREAT ASS-KICKIN’ings!!!

You Just Can’t Really Miss-Out On This One.

It’s FUN FUN FUN Any Way You Slice It!!!

And…

…As You May Know…

FUN FUN FUN Is My Middle Name!!!

Well…

…Not Really…

…But If I Could Afford To Change My Name…

…I Would Totally Included The Word FUN In There Somewhere.

Sound Good To You???

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, ALSO!!!

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L8r L8r, Alligators!!!

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