Daily Archives: 29Apr12
Wanna Know What’s On Right Now??? “BLACK DEATH” (2010)
Yes Yes Yes, My Peeps…
“BLACK DEATH“
…Seemed Like The Perfect Flick For A Sunday Morning.
Wouldn’t You Agree?!?
I KNEW YOU WOULD!!!
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Being A Huge Fan Of…
SEAN BEAN
…The Star Of…
“BLACK DEATH“
…I Was Oh So Ready To See This Flick As Soon As Was Possible.
I Rented It The First Week It Was Out On The DVD…
…And Ended-Up Renting It THREE (3) More Times Before Finally Saying To Myself…
“Sheesh, Dude. Just BUY IT And Be Done With It!”
And So I Did.
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As The Title Suggests…
…This Flick Takes Place During The 14TH-Century…
…When The Plague Was Running Rampant Throughout The Whole Of Europe.
SEAN BEAN
…Is…
“ULRIC“
…And He Is Dispatched, Along With A Company Of Warriors And A Monk, To Seek-Out A Village Far Far Away.
This Village Is Said To Be Immune From The Plague Because It’s Headed By A Necromancer With Devilish Powers Over Life And Death.
The Ensuing Journey To The Village Brings HARSH And HORRID HORRORS To…
“ULRIC“
…And His Men.
They Do Find The Village…
…And They Are Shocked To Find The Rumors About It Are VERY TRUE!
What Happens Next???
Well…
…You’ll Just Have To WATCH IT And FIND OUT!!!
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This Flick Is A Regular Pant-Load Of Fun, Fo SHO!
I Know A Few Folks Who Said They Simply LOVED IT…
…And A Few Folks Who Said They Simply HATED IT…
…Though NO ONE Has Yet Uttered A Single Negative Word About…
SEAN BEAN
!!! !!!
SO, Kiddies…
…If You’re Kicking About At The House…
…And You’re Oh So Bored…
…Then I Can TOTALLY Recommend This Flick…
“BLACK DEATH“
…As A Perfect Way To Break-Up Those Bored Feelings.
Is This Flick An Amazingly Great Flick???
No.
Is It Cool Enough To Make You Say…
“That Was Pretty Cool. I’m Glad I Watched That.”
??? ???
YES YES YES, My Peeps!!!
FO SHO FO SHO!!!
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Random Movie Mention: “THE SWORD And THE SORCERER” (1982)
Sooo…
…My Peeps…
…Have You Ever Seen A Sword With Three Blades?
How About A Sword That SHOOTS-OFF Two Of Its Three Blades At You?
Yes?
No?
Maybe So?
Well…
…If You’ve NOT Seen Such A Sword…
…Then You’ve NOT Seen…
“THE SWORD And THE SORCERER“
…Which Graced Movie Theaters All Around The World Back In 1982.
.PERIOD.
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As The Tagline States:
("A KINGDOM RULED BY EVIL. A PRINCESS ENSLAVED BY PASSION. A WARRIOR DRIVEN BY JUSTICE.")
Yes Yes, My Peeps…
…This Flick Is About A Man…
…A Mercenary…
…Formerly A Prince Of The Realm…
…Called…
“TALON“
…Played By A Favorite Leading Man Of The 1980s…
LEE HORSLEY
!!! !!!
He Has Returned To His Former Kingdom And Has Quickly Discovered That The Evil Usurper…
“KING CROMWELL“
…Played To Hardcore Evil Perfection By…
RICHARD LYNCH
…Has The “Last (known) Legitimate Heir To The Throne” Locked Away In His Dungeon.
“TALON“
…Is Then Hired By The Sister Of Said “Legitimate Heir” To Rescue Her Brother Before The Evil King Kills Him Off.
Then, The Princess Gets Captured Also.
SO…
“TALON“
…Must Risk His Life In Attempting To Save EVERYONE From The Clutches Of Said Evil King!!!
What Happens The Rest Of The Way Through Is The Meat & Potatoes Of…
“THE SWORD And THE SORCERER“
…With WONDERFUL Action…
…WONDERFUL Adventure…
…WONDERFUL Sword Fights…
…WONDERFUL Characters From All Walks Of Life…
…And On And On And On!!!
Trust Me, My Peeps…
…This Is A FANTASTIC Action/Adventure/Fantasy Flick.
It’s A Flick I’ve Been Watching ALL MY LIFE…
…And It Ranks In MY TOP 10 FAVORITE FLICKS Of ALL-TIME!!!
So…
…If You’re Looking For FUN And ENTERTAINMENT In Your Flicks…
…I Can EASILY And HIGHLY Recommend…
“THE SWORD And THE SORCERER“
…To Y’all.
It’s Very VERY HARD To NOT Enjoy The Hell Out Of This Flick.
Oh…
…And As For The Sword That Shoots Its Blades?
Two Words:
“BRILLIANT“
…And…
“CHEEZZZYPRICELESSLYPRICELESS“
!!! !!! !!!
Trust Me…
…You’ll Understand AFTER You’ve Seen It.
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Would I Lie?!?
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( 🙂 hehehehehe 🙂 )