The Best Of “The Last…”: EPISODE V

For This One…

…We’re Going HORROR/THRILLER!!!

Can You Guess It???

Do You Know What It Is???

Think, My Peeps!!!

Think Think Think!!!

Awe…

…YOU GOT IT!!!

That’s Right, Kiddies…

…Today We’re Talkin’…

SEAN S. CUNNINGHAM’s

…Production Of…

WES CRAVEN’s

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT

*** *** ***

So What Could I Say That Hasn’t Been Said Before?

This Flick Has Been Reviewed To DEATH…

(Pun Totally Intended)

…And I Know That.

So…

…Instead Of Reviewing It…

…I’m Going To Touch-Upon The First Time I Actually Watched It.

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT

…Honestly…

…Truly…

…FREAKED-MY-ASS-OUT The First Time.

I Had Honestly NEVER Seen Anything Like It.

It Blew Me Out Of The Water, As They Say.

When It Begins…

…It Tells You That What We’re Watching ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!

T’is Based On A True Story…

…With The Names And Locations Being Changed, Of Course.

What Got Me, Though, Was How Realistic It Felt.

It Was More Like Watching A Lavishly Produced Snuff-Film, Ya Know?

SURE YOU DO!!!

๐Ÿ˜‰

I’ve Been A Fan Of BOTH…

SEAN S. CUNNINGHAM

…And…

WES CRAVEN

…For As Long As I Can Remember…

(And I Can Remember So SO Much)

...BUT…

…I’ve Also Always Been A Fan Of…

DAVID HESS

…Who Is The Psycho Leader Of The Baddies In…

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT

.Period.

I Became A Fan Of His As A Child When I First Saw…

SWAMP THING

…Another Film By…

WES CRAVEN

…That I Truly Love And Enjoy.

When It Comes To…

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT

…You’ve Seriously Got To Be IN-THE-MOOD To Pop It On.

It’s A Flick I’ve Seen A Dozen Times (or more)…

…Yet Its Impact Continues To Remain Steady And True.

It’s A Harsh Flick…

…And It’s NOT Something You Break-Out When Theย Squeamish Are Watching With You.

It’s Disturbing.

It’s Brutal.

It’s A Classic.

If You’ve Seen It, You TOTALLY Get What I’m Saying.

If You’ve NOT Seen It, You TOTALLY Should.

Just Don’t Break It Out When You’re Watching Movies With Your Grandma.

Just Sayin’.

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6 responses to “The Best Of “The Last…”: EPISODE V

  1. I hate this movie. It seriously freaked me out, and I have never watched it since the initial viewing. It was too much like a documentary, even though I knew it was a movie. This is one of those movies that just made me feel dirty for watching it.

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