T’is The Weekend… So How’z ’bout Your CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Double-Shot!?!?!

This Weekend…

…We’re Talkin’ 1995!!!

When You Mix…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…And…

1995

…We’re Left With A Couple FAN-FAVES!!!

First-Up…

THE HUNTED

"THE HUNTED" (1995) Starring CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, JOHN LONE, and JOAN CHEN!!!

If You Think You’ve Seen’em All…

…In Regard To…

WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME

…Story-Lines…

…Then You Haven’t Seen…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…In…

THE HUNTED

.Period.

He Hooks-Up With A Hot-Chick…

…Only To Witness Her Murder…

…And To Be The Only Living Person To Have Seen The Face Of The Assassin.

Thing Is…

…This Assassin Is A NINJA-CULT-LEADER!!!

And NOW The HUNT Is ON!!!

They Want…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

...As DEAD As The Proverbial Door-Nail…

…And He’s ON-THE-RUN.

We’re Talking FAST PACED…

…FULL-ON MARTIAL-ARTS ACTION, My Peeps!!!

And The CLIMAX?!?!?

Well…

…I Ain’t Here To Spoil It…

…But It’s WONDERFULLY-LAMBERTESQUE!!!

You WILL NOT Be Disappointed, Fo SHO!!!

!!! !!! !!!

!!! !!!

And Then, Of Course…

MORTAL KOMBAT

"MORTAL KOMBAT" (1995) Starring CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, ROBIN SHOU, and CARY-HIROYUKI TAGAWA!!!

As For…

MORTAL KOMBAT

…What More Is There To Say?

The Bulk Of Y’all, My Peeps, My Reading Audience…

…Grew-Up With This Game…

…And It’s Many Successors.

The First Time I Saw…

MORTAL KOMBAT

…I Was Actually A Bit Pissed.

I Felt…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…Was Totally Wasted.

He’s One Of THE MOST UNDERRATED ACTORS In MOTION PICTURE HISTORY…

…And He Gets Saddled With A Role Where He Doesn’t Get To Do Much Of Anything.

BUT…

…He Is STILL…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT

…And He DOES Totally Bring The HEART And SOUL To…

MORTAL KOMBAT

.Period.

It’s A Fun Flick, Sure.

It’s Got Some Pretty Amazing Fight-Scenes.

It’s Well Crafted.

It’s Well Paced.

And It’s Even A Pretty Daring Adaptation Of The Popular Video-Game.

My Only Issue…

…As Stated Before…

…Is…

I WANTED MORE LAMBERT!!!

MORE MORE MORE!!! !!! !!!

Is This One Going To Go Down In The Annals Of Film History As A Great Triumph?

Nah.

Is It STILL One Of The BEST Video-Game-Adaptations The 1990s Had To Offer Us?

YOU BETCHA, BUSTER!!!

So…

…When Watching…

MORTAL KOMBAT

…Remember This:

Come For The Film…

…Stay For…

CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT!!!

That’s What I Did.

And It Worked-Out Rather Well, Actually.

πŸ˜‰

HAVE FUN WITH THESE TWO, My Peeps.

THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE FOR!!!

!!! !!! !!!

3 responses to “T’is The Weekend… So How’z ’bout Your CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT Double-Shot!?!?!

  1. I saw both of these in the theater. One of the 3 who saw The Hunted. And it was so much better than the Benicio del Toro and Tommy Lee Jones Hunted that came out a couple years later. Loves ’em!

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