A Truly Guilty Pleasure: “3000 MILES TO GRACELAND” (2001)

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So…

…My Peeps…

…How Many Of You Actually:

#1: Have HEARD Of This Flick?

#2: Have Ever Bothered To SEE This Flick??

#3: Will Freely Admit To LOVING This Flick???

??? ??? ???

Well…

…In My Worldly Travels AND Adventures…

…I’ve Met MANY Peeps Who:

#1: HAVE Heard Of It.

#2: HAVE Seen It.

…But…

…When It Comes To The LOVE Part…

…I Personally Know THREE (3) Peeps.

.Period.

And I’m Not Counting Myself There.

Those THREE (3) Peeps Are Outside Of MY LOVE For…

3000 MILES TO GRACELAND

If You Add ME…

…That’ll Make 18.

Wait…

Scratch The 18.

I Must Have Been Doing Long-Division…

…er…

…er…

…Somethin’.

Sheesh.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!

(*grumbles*)

MOVING ON!!!

So Yeah.

Ain’t Many Folks I Know Whom HONESTLY…

…TRULY…

…SINCERELY…

…Would EVER Admit To LOVING…

3000 MILES TO GRACELAND

😦

HOWEVER HOWEVER…

…I’ve Got A Sneaky Suspicion…

…A LOT OF Y’ALL ARE JUST EMBARRASSED…

…To FREELY Admit…

…That YOU…

…Love…

…Love…

…LOVE…

3000 MILES TO GRACELAND

.Period.

I’m Tellin’ Y’all Right Now…

3000 MILES TO GRACELAND

…IS…

…A ROUGH-N-TUMBLE…

…FULL-BORE…

…ACTION ACTION ACTION…

…THRILL-RIDE…

…That SHOULD Delight Your Senses…

…In So So SO MANY WAYS!!!

KURT RUSSELL and KEVIN COSTNER

…ARE…

…AMAZINGLY-AWESOME-OPOSSUM…

…Fo FLIPPIN’ SHO, My Peeps!!!

They…

…Along With…

CHRISTIAN SLATER

DAVID ARQUETTE

BOKEEM WOODBINE

…And…

HOWIE LONG

…Are Robbing A Casino…

…During…

International ELVIS PRESLEY Week

!!!

They Get The Cash…

…They Get Away…

…But THEN…

…They’ve Gotta Deal With EACH-OTHER!!!

KURT RUSSELL

…Becomes Our Reluctant Hero…

…While…

KEVIN COSTNER

…Is Just A CRAZY-PSYCHO-THIEVIN’-MO-FO!!!

Having Always Been A Fan Of BOTH…

KURT RUSSELL and KEVIN COSTNER

…This Flick…

…Was One Of THE MOST FUN FLICKS To Come-Out Of The Past DECADE.

.PERIOD.

The Critics Panned It.

The Theater Goers Ignored It.

But NEITHER Of Those Facts Can Detract From The Spectacle That Is…

3000 MILES TO GRACELAND

.PERIOD PERIOD.

Trust Me…

…Until You’ve Seen…

KEVIN COSTNER

…As An OVER-THE-TOP BADDIE…

…You Sincerely DO NOT KNOW What You’re Missing!!!

BRILLIANCE!

PURE…

…LOVING…

…BRILLIANCE!

(Quickly Rushes To The DVD-Player To Pop It On For The Umpteenth Time)

Yeah Yeah, Kiddies…

…If You’re Still Reading Along…

…Then I Feel Safe In Saying…

…YOU…

…KNOW…

…YOU…

…WANNA…

…WATCH WATCH WATCH…

3000 MILES TO GRACELAND

…RIGHT…

…NOW NOW NOW!!!

And Ya Know What?

I CANNOT BLAME YA!!!

I WANNA WATCH IT NOW NOW NOW, Also!!!

BRING IT ON, WORLD!!!

BRING IT HARD And BRING IT NOW!!!

😀

Enjoy Your Day, My Peeps.

You Just KNOW I’m A Gonna Do My Best To Do The Same.

😉

11 responses to “A Truly Guilty Pleasure: “3000 MILES TO GRACELAND” (2001)

  1. This was definitely a classic especially with kevin costner going all gun crazy in here. He needs more featuring in films cant wait to see him in the new superman film coming up. I just didn’t like the fact that they killed off all the big faces in this film. They should have sold that more then Russel running around with a chick all day -,o

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