“…And Have Received A Great Deal Of Kindness, Not Quite Free Of Ridicule.“
—ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Daily Archives: 03Apr12
A MAJORLY Guilty Pleasure: “DR. BLACK, MR. HYDE” (1976)
No, My Peeps…
…I AIN’T JOKIN’…
…That’s A VERY REAL Title…
…To A VERY REAL Film.
SEE!!!
I Told Ya So!!!
Now…
…Let’s Get This Out Of The Way.
IS…
“DR. BLACK, MR. HYDE“
…A GREAT FILM???
O.M.G. NO NO NO!!!
HOWEVER…
…IS…
“DR. BLACK, MR. HYDE“
…A PRICELESS GEM Of A FLICK???
YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY, My Peeps!!!
Fo SHO Fo SHO!!!
Are Y’all Ready For A Tagline???
M’Kay…
…Check This One Out:
("A SCREAMIN' DEMON RAGES INSIDE, TURNIN' HIM INTO MR. HYDE... DON'T GIVE HIM NO SASS OR HE'LL KICK YO'ASS!")
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
One Word:
TOTALLYFLIPPIN’PRICELESS!!!
!!! !!! !!!
So…
…Who Are Our Stars???
One Of The Very VERY Best, My Peeps…
BERNIE CASEY
!!!
&
ROSALIND CASH
(Side Note: YES, They Even Misspelled Her Name On The Cover Of The DVD. Talk About Showin' The Lady Some Love.)
!!!
Can Y’all Say…
“BLAXPLOITATION AT IT’S 1970s BEST“
?!?!?
SEE!!!
I Just KNEW Y’all COULD!!!
😉
Sooo…
…What’s The Skinny On…
“DR. BLACK, MR. HYDE“
???
Well…
BERNIE CASEY
…Is…
DR. HENRY PRYDE
…And He’s Working On A Formula…
…With The Help Of His Colleague…
DR. BILLIE WORTH
…Played By…
ROSALIND CASH
…And…
…The Formula Is Supposed To Regenerate Damaged Liver Cells.
BUT…
…The Formula MUST Be Tested On A Human-Being.
Sooo…
DR. PRYDE
…Shoots-HIMSELF-Up With Said Formula…
…And It Turns Him Into…
…A LARGE-ALBINO-KILLER…
…With A Taste For Slaying…
…PROSTITUTES!!!
😀 😀 😀
NO, My Peeps…
…I So SO PROMISE I Am NOT Making This Up!!!
We Are Talkin’…
…PRICELESS CINEMA…
…As ONLY The 1970s Could Provide!!!
(Mmmwahahahahahahahaha)
Trust Me, My Peeps…
…If You’re Looking For Some…
…PURE…
…CHEESE…
…And…
…SCHLOCK…
…With…
…A Side-Order Of…
…CHEEEEEESY-SCHLOCKY-SCHLOCKLESSNESS…
…Then I’d Say…
“DR. BLACK, MR. HYDE“
…Should TOTALLY Be On Your List Of Movies Titled…
“O.M.G. I MUST WATCH THIS FLICK”
.PERIOD.
!!! !!! !!!
Happy Viewings, My Peeps.
😉
A Truly Guilty Pleasure: “3000 MILES TO GRACELAND” (2001)
😀
So…
…My Peeps…
…How Many Of You Actually:
#1: Have HEARD Of This Flick?
#2: Have Ever Bothered To SEE This Flick??
#3: Will Freely Admit To LOVING This Flick???
??? ??? ???
Well…
…In My Worldly Travels AND Adventures…
…I’ve Met MANY Peeps Who:
#1: HAVE Heard Of It.
#2: HAVE Seen It.
…But…
…When It Comes To The LOVE Part…
…I Personally Know THREE (3) Peeps.
.Period.
And I’m Not Counting Myself There.
Those THREE (3) Peeps Are Outside Of MY LOVE For…
“3000 MILES TO GRACELAND“
If You Add ME…
…That’ll Make 18.
Wait…
Scratch The 18.
I Must Have Been Doing Long-Division…
…er…
…er…
…Somethin’.
Sheesh.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!
(*grumbles*)
MOVING ON!!!
So Yeah.
Ain’t Many Folks I Know Whom HONESTLY…
…TRULY…
…SINCERELY…
…Would EVER Admit To LOVING…
“3000 MILES TO GRACELAND“
😦
HOWEVER HOWEVER…
…I’ve Got A Sneaky Suspicion…
…A LOT OF Y’ALL ARE JUST EMBARRASSED…
…To FREELY Admit…
…That YOU…
…Love…
…Love…
…LOVE…
“3000 MILES TO GRACELAND“
.Period.
I’m Tellin’ Y’all Right Now…
“3000 MILES TO GRACELAND“
…IS…
…A ROUGH-N-TUMBLE…
…FULL-BORE…
…ACTION ACTION ACTION…
…THRILL-RIDE…
…That SHOULD Delight Your Senses…
…In So So SO MANY WAYS!!!
KURT RUSSELL and KEVIN COSTNER
…ARE…
…AMAZINGLY-AWESOME-OPOSSUM…
…Fo FLIPPIN’ SHO, My Peeps!!!
They…
…Along With…
CHRISTIAN SLATER
DAVID ARQUETTE
BOKEEM WOODBINE
…And…
HOWIE LONG
…Are Robbing A Casino…
…During…
“International ELVIS PRESLEY Week“
!!!
They Get The Cash…
…They Get Away…
…But THEN…
…They’ve Gotta Deal With EACH-OTHER!!!
KURT RUSSELL
…Becomes Our Reluctant Hero…
…While…
KEVIN COSTNER
…Is Just A CRAZY-PSYCHO-THIEVIN’-MO-FO!!!
Having Always Been A Fan Of BOTH…
KURT RUSSELL and KEVIN COSTNER
…This Flick…
…Was One Of THE MOST FUN FLICKS To Come-Out Of The Past DECADE.
.PERIOD.
The Critics Panned It.
The Theater Goers Ignored It.
But NEITHER Of Those Facts Can Detract From The Spectacle That Is…
“3000 MILES TO GRACELAND“
.PERIOD PERIOD.
Trust Me…
…Until You’ve Seen…
KEVIN COSTNER
…As An OVER-THE-TOP BADDIE…
…You Sincerely DO NOT KNOW What You’re Missing!!!
BRILLIANCE!
PURE…
…LOVING…
…BRILLIANCE!
(Quickly Rushes To The DVD-Player To Pop It On For The Umpteenth Time)
Yeah Yeah, Kiddies…
…If You’re Still Reading Along…
…Then I Feel Safe In Saying…
…YOU…
…KNOW…
…YOU…
…WANNA…
…WATCH WATCH WATCH…
“3000 MILES TO GRACELAND“
…RIGHT…
…NOW NOW NOW!!!
And Ya Know What?
I CANNOT BLAME YA!!!
I WANNA WATCH IT NOW NOW NOW, Also!!!
BRING IT ON, WORLD!!!
BRING IT HARD And BRING IT NOW!!!
😀
Enjoy Your Day, My Peeps.
You Just KNOW I’m A Gonna Do My Best To Do The Same.
😉
“…By The Dismal Tarns And Pools… Where Dwell The Ghouls… By Each Spot The Most Unholy… In Each Nook Most Melancholy…” — EDGAR ALLAN POE (“Dream-Land”)
“…There The Traveler Meets Aghast…
…Sheeted Memories Of The Past…
…Shrouded Forms That Start And Sigh…
…As They Pass The Wanderer By…
…White-Robed Forms Of Friends Long Given…
…In Agony…
…To The Worms, And Heaven. …“
… … …
… … …
“…By A Route Obscure And Lonely…
…Haunted By Ill Angels Only…
…Where An Eidolon, Named Night…
…On A Black Throne Reigns Upright…
…I Have Reached These Lands But Newly…
…From An Ultimate Dim Thule. …“
… … …
Just A Little…
EDGAR ALLAN POE
…Before Bedtime.
I’ve Had This One In My Head Alll Daaay Loooooooong…
…So I Felt Sharing It Would Be The Most Logical Move.
Now That I Have…
…Perhaps I Shall Be Able To Sleep Tonight?
One Can Only Hope.
It’s Getting Rather Tiresome…
(Pun Totally Intended)
…Constantly Telling Other People…
“YES, I DID SLEEP LAST NIGHT.”
Especially When I Don’t Really Sleep Much At All.
I Find Others Avoid Me More-So When They Know Ahead Of Time I’ve Not Slept.
As If It Has Something To Do With How I’ll Treat Them…
…Or Come Across To Them…
…Or Just Come Across In General.
One Would Think The World Would Be VERY Used To A Bradley Whose Energy-Reserves Are CONSTANTLY On The Brink Of Fizzling-Out.
(Damned Phase-Inducers AGAIN!)
"You Jivin' Me, Turkey?" 