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The name Clive Barker has become a household brand in the world of horror since his early writings in the horror genre beginning in the mid-80’s with The Damnation Game and The Hellbound Heart (a prequel to Hellraiser). When Clive Barker decided to turn his novella’s sequel into film, he had no idea just how iconic as well as frightening that his creation would become.

The premise of Hellraiser (for those not educated) is based around an alternate reality/realm based around carnal pleasure. The only way to see or experience this realm is a simple looking puzzle box, known as the Lament Configuration. As the movie opens, we see our antagonist Frank Cotton purchasing this box from a marketplace. As he sits down in the attic of his house he slowly begins to fiddle with it, moving his hands about it until it jumps from…

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Movies That Deserve Your Love: “THE STUFF” (1985)

"THE STUFF" Was Written AND Directed By LARRY COHEN, and Stars MICHAEL MORIARTY, ANDREA MARCOVICCI, GARRETT MORRIS, and PAUL SORVINO!!!

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What Can I Say About…

THE STUFF

…That Hasn’t Been Said So So SO MANY Times Before???

Hmm.

Good Question.

My Answer?

Uh.

Hmm.

Uh.

IT TASTES GREAT!!! … ???

Maybe???

Maybe’ish??? ???

Well…

…It SUPPOSEDLY Tastes Great.

In Fact…

…If I Didn’t Already Know It Would EAT ME ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE…

…I’d Likely Give It A Go.

Perhaps Even TWO Go’s.

It’s Supposed To Be BETTER Than Whipped-Cream, My Peeps!!!

How Could You NOT Wanna TRY IT?!?!?!

EXACTLY!!!

You DO Wanna TRY IT!!!

Well…

…Okay…

…You DID Wanna TRY IT…

…Until You Found Out It Was Hollowing You Out…

…And Turning You Into A Crazy-Ass Zombie’ish Like Thingy-Thing!!!

(SIDE NOTE: YES, My Peeps, "Thingy-Thing" Is A Technical Term.)

Anyway…

…I LOVE…

THE STUFF

!!!

It’s A True Classic Of 80’s CHEEEEEZZZZY-HORROR-GOODNESS!!!

Trust Me…

…Seeing It Just ONCE Is NEVER ENOUGH!!!

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If You’ve Already Seen It…

…Then You KNOW It Is PURE-MOVIE-GOLD!!!

If You’ve NOT Already Seen It…

…WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!?!

SEE IT ALREADY!!!

Sheesh.

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ARE YOU EATING IT…OR IS IT EATING YOU?

“Whatever I Do, I Love To WIN. I Don’t Care If It’s Tennis Or Ping-Pong, I’ll Kill Myself To WIN It.” — ANDY PETTITTE

ANDY PETTITTE

Career Record Of 240-WINS & 138-LOSSES

Career Winning Percentage Of .635

Career ERA Of 3.88

Career Post-Season Record Of 19-WINS & 10-LOSSES

Career Post-Season Winning Percentage Of .655

Career Post-Season ERA Of 3.83

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Needless To Say, My Peeps…

…The Man DOES Know How To WIN.

I May Very Much So HATE The Yankees…

…But I’ve ALWAYS Respected PETTITTE…

…And His WINNING WAYS.

He Retired After The 2010 Season.

And Now…

…He’s BACK!

Will He STILL Be A WINNER???

Ask Me Again In October.

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Random Movie Mention: “THE OBLONG BOX” (1969)

Honestly, My Peeps…

…The Film’s Tagline Says It All.

("SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT BURIED.")

!!! !!! !!!

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!!!

VINCENT PRICE

…And…

CHRISTOPHER LEE

…Share The Screen Together For The Very First Time…

…In The Film Adaptation Of…

EDGAR ALLAN POE‘s

THE OBLONG BOX

(1969)

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While This Flick Isn’t The Very Best Of The “POE-Adaptations”…

…It Nevertheless Brings It’s Own Joy To The Table…

…Especially For Fans Of…

EDGAR ALLAN POE

&

VINCENT PRICE

&

CHRISTOPHER LEE

…As Well As Anyone Who Just Loves A Fun-Fright-Flick.

THE OBLONG BOX

…Brings The Joy AND Fun By The Bucketful!

In All Honesty…

…You May Even Find…

THE OBLONG BOX

…MORE Entertaining Than Some Of The Other Flicks Of Its Type From…

…”AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL” Studios.

VINCENT PRICE

…Brings His “Horror’ish-“A”-Game” Here…

(Would You Expect Any Less From The Man!)

…And…

CHRISTOPHER LEE

…Does The Very Same.

(Of Course!)

Is It Odd That Horror Films Never Scare Me…

…But They Just Make Me Smile???

GREAT!!!

I Didn’t Think It Was Odd, Either.

In Fact…

…I’m Pretty Certain They Do The Same Exact Thing To A LOT Of Y’all!!!

If They Didn’t…

…Would You Keep Coming Back For MORE???

EXACTLY!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULDN’T!!!

SO…

…If You’re Looking For Something To Fill That Little Void Within Yourself…

…That Little Void That Simply SCREAMS ALOUD…

I WANNA WATCH SOMETHING SCARY-FUN-FUN-FUN!!!

…Then You Could Do A Lot Worse Than…

THE OBLONG BOX

I Sincerely Hope Y’all Have A Grand Weekend, My Peeps.

What Will YOU Be Doing???

Hmm.

Well…

…At Least I Know What I’M DOING!!!

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